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Rape is the #1 cause of post traumatic stress disorder worldwide.
Ferdinand Magellan never actually circumnavigated the globe. He died partway through and the journey was completed without him.
France encompasses more time zones than any other country (if you include territories).
Stuart Hughes has produced the Supreme Rose Edition TV which is covered in alligator skin and precious jewels. It costs more than $2 million USD.
More than half the world's lakes are in Canada. Take that, Russia!
According to Dr.Con Slobodchikoff , prairie dog lookouts give reports to the colony that can convey whether an approaching human is tall or short, thin or fat and even what colour shirt they are wearing.

Russia spans the most contiguous time zones of any country.

Russia is the largest country on on earth by land area.
If you count lakes and rivers as part of land area however, then the world's largest country is Canada.
The game Super Mario Sunshine contains a reference to Stephen King's The Shining.

The "Here's Johnny!" scene in The Shining took 3 days and 60 doors to film.
Pandas defecate around forty times a day.
The Rosy Maple Moth is bright pink and yellow.
Louis XIV decreed that only nobles could wear red shoes.

The following sentence is grammatically correct:

"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo."





Also Jack misses the zombies random facts.

I miss them too Jack, I miss them too.

Sharks predate trees.
The hardest wood in the world is Quebracho from Schinopsis spp. Quebracho is Spanish for "axe breaker". Edit - Or maybe it's Australian Buloke. Sources differ, but I leaning towards the former.
The world's lightest material is graphene aerogel, which weighs less than helium. For a while there, the world's lightest material was actually a metal latice.
The fear of imperfection is "atelophobia".

There are a lot of really random fears:

Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic.
Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions.
Anablephobia- Fear of looking up.
Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture, etc.
Apotemnophobia- Fear of persons with amputations.
Asymmetriphobia- Fear of asymmetrical things.
Aulophobia- Fear of flutes.
Barophobia- Fear of gravity.
Bibliophobia- Fear of books.
Cathisophobia- Fear of sitting.
Cherophobia- Fear of gaiety.
Chronomentrophobia- Fear of clocks.

(and so many more)

~SE++

Being afraid of the Brits isnt random.

Only if you're Irish.

~SE++

Or ...half the the globe...depending on the time period.

Man you happen to rule half the worlds population for a while and everyone looks at you like your some kinda land-grabbing evil empire or something. Think of all the good things that came of being subservient to Britain. Like eventual freedom - couldn't have gotten that without the crushing rule bit.

Plus think of all the creatures in Australia that got to eat.

More humorous fears:

Hellenologophobia- Fear of Greek terms or complex scientific terminology.
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia- Fear of long words.
Ideophobia- Fear of ideas.
Kathisophobia- Fear of sitting down.
Kyphophobia- Fear of stooping.
Leukophobia- Fear of the color white.
Levophobia- Fear of things to the left side of the body.
Logophobia- Fear of words.
Melanophobia- Fear of the color black.
Nomatophobia- Fear of names.
Numerophobia- Fear of numbers.

~SE++

I wonder if you can have Melanophobia and Leukophobia at the same time?

Sure, why not? Maybe it'd just be a fear of grayscale.

~SE++

Or a fear of things being either one extreme or the other?

Yeah, think I scrolled by that one, but some of them almost seem reasonable. Like, I can understand a phobia of being afraid of extremes, but a fear of white just seems silly.

~SE++

I have Trypophobia.

Which is?

I have the whatever the word is for the fear of going to go look up what that is.

Edit : Wait... the word is lazy.