Shazzeh for the most hilarious depiction of Affinity for Creatures to this date.

What, no love for Khalni Hydra?

Still kind of weird that it's an elemental when the name leans toward plant. This almost works with the treefolk flavour I posted actually. I do really love the way the card represents burrowing though. Might be a rare.

Final Tally:

Shazzeh: 2
Parad: 2
Knifethrower: 1
Cato: 1

Ok, so storyteller didn't vote, and Shazzeh and I both voted for each other, so the tie comes down to who got to the winning number of votes first, which is me. Relic Crusher has been added to the spoiler.

Make a green rare that somehow draws you cards.

Crushtread Sage
Creature - Human Shaman (R)
Oblation — Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may sacrifice Crushtread Sage. If you do, draw a card.
: Return Crushtread Sage from your graveyard to your hand.
1/1

Balance of Nature --
Enchantment (R)

At the beginning of your upkeep, each player puts a 3/3 green Beast creature token with haste onto the battlefield.
Mastery - At the beginning of your draw step, if you control an artifact, a creature, an enchantment, and a land, draw a card.

Neither can one live nor without the other. Starstill is dying.
-Tower of Sages-

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edit'd

I love where you're going with this, but that's an awful lot of creatures. I would change it to "At the beginning of your upkeep, each player puts a 3/3 green Beast creature token onto the battlefield."

Also, you should change the Mastery trigger to be at the beginning of your draw step, both because that's where draw effects trigger these days and because it makes it clearer that the Beast counts towards your Mastery.

Originally the creatures was during opponents upkeeps, and the cards during yours.
I agree its lots of creatures, but I wanted you to be able to swing with yours first (without using Flash) which is why I didn't keep it that way or do it as you suggested.
It will more than likely change (again for the mass of creaturs), but it is also a rare so meh

Yeah the draw step is better.
I reduced teh cost, granted haste, and re-numbered/timed the triggers.

Bearer of the Land's Knowledge
Creature - Elemental
Defender
Whenever you play a land, draw a card.
2/8

Marakan Cartographer
Creature—Human Scout (R)
When ~ enters the battlefield, put a Relic artifact token onto the battlefield.
Artifacts you control have ", , Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library."
2/1

Loamspeaker |
Creature - Human Druid (R)
Lands you control have ": Draw a card."
The earth whispers, and she listens.
2/2

I vote for Shazzeh.

Shazzeh

Steinhauser's is cool, but Shazzeh's has shenanigans.

Vote Shazzeh.

I like Cartographer but I don't like artifacts in green. So I guess it's Fakeartist.

shazzeh

Final Tally:

Shazzeh: 4.5
Fakeartist: 1

And Shazzeh takes it! Crushthread Sage shall be added to the spoiler!

Please pick a rarity and write a criterion for the next round.

Green common aura. Don't make ramp, we already have that.

Bursting muscle
Enchantment-aura (c)
enchant creature
flash
Enchanted creature gains trample and +2/+2.

Return to Roots |
Enchantment - Aura (C)
Enchant artifact or enchantment
Enchanted permanent is a 0/1 green Plant creature in addition to its other types and loses all abilities.
What nature doesn't create it can improve.