As far as funny, ridiculous, and/or thought provoking results?

"Ihn Gallad is under attack! Raleris, the Lorekeeper must gather allies such as Vasilias, Lord of Ariva and Larasa Farleth before it's too late, but he is hampered when he converses with Aloise Hartley ."
That is... a rather spread out skill set.

"Zent is under attack! Rishima, Queen of the Black Sands must gather allies such as Vasilias, Lord of Ariva before it's too late, but she is hampered when she converses with Alessa ."
Why do I get the feeling Rishima is the attacker here?

"Taramir is under attack! Kimberly Talon must gather allies such as Huinn, Last of the Darkwings and Aloise Hartley before it's too late, but she is hampered when she trades information with Larasa Farleth."
Larasa: Um... Taramir's not there anymore.
Kimberly: You're sure?
Larasa: Pretty sure. It kind of fell out from under my feet.
Kimberly: Well, I might as well check anyway. Huinn! Aloise! Onward!

"One of the Keys of the King Vasilias has resurfaced from the depths of history, and now Syl of the Dual-Walkers planeswalks to Adrisar in search of it. Can she get to it before Ellia the Endbringer ?"
This is kinda amusing because Ellia was on Adrisar when last anyone saw her.

"Illarion Vale chases Ellia the Endbringer to Jakkard. Upon landing on Jakkard, he takes the artifact known as one of the Keys of the King Vasilias from the other 'Walker."
HOW?! (but this seems to line up freakishly with the previous one...)

"Kirsh of the Flats interrupts a battle between Aloise Hartley and Vasilias, Lord of Ariva, then later interrupts a romantic meeting between Denner Fabellian and Syl of the Dual-Walkers."
For all the names it drops this seems hilariously plausable.

"The Sword that Cuts Eternity has resurfaced from the depths of history, and now Gruff planeswalks to Shandrovol in search of it. But Gruff gets more than he bargained for when he acquires the artifact known as the Amulet of the Planeswalkers from Raiker Venn ."
Something about this one just made me smile.


"Denner Fabellian interrupts a battle between Asher and Rishima, Queen of the Black Sands, Ellia the Endbringer, and Raiker Venn on Shandrovol."

I'm not sure that I would call TPing his manor and then ringing his doorbell and running away a "conspiracy," but I can see why that might upset him.

"Denner Fabellian interrupts a battle between Asher and Rishima, Queen of the Black Sands, Ellia the Endbringer, and Raiker Venn on Shandrovol."

Wow. Yeah uh. Denner is. A bit out of his depth with that set of people. o_o

Frankly I think Rishima and Asher might be out of their depth too. It might come down to Ellia and Raiker and somehow I don't expect much of Shandrovol to remain standing.



That worked out way too plausibly.

"Darn you, kids! Back in my day we had respect for our elders!"

*Grumbles about how he used to prank the older men of his hometown by stabbing them in the throat and looting their corpses.*

*Respectfully*

"Vasilias, Lord of Ariva trades information with Chardis of the Dual-Walkers and Syl of the Dual-Walkers, then later interrupts a conspiracy between Rishima, Queen of the Black Sands and Fisco Vane, the Shark."

That's a lot of power in a single plot right there.

Denner would be thrilled!


Denner would NOT be thrilled.


I like it! Let's get someone on it right away.

1-2-3, Not it!

"Helkavin is under attack! Rishima, Queen of the Black Sands must gather allies such as a demon of the Xordikrast before it's too late, but she is hampered when she briefly encounters Lukas Harran "

What on earth has Raleris been up to?



Fisco and Raiker working together, you say? Interesting. Also, this puts a pretty sinister bent on Kimberly... Also also, Denner vs Beryl? I, uh, huh.



Hmm. I have an idea that is completely my own and totally wasn't suggested by anyone else, especially not Keeper...

Well their songs ARE better.


I dunno, I think Rishima might be able to hold her own. She managed to stomp on Zhiran and that was before either of them managed to settle into their powers. Rishima is the worst kind of sneaky, even if she doesn't punch in QUITE Ellia's weight category... though I think she's on the bottom end of that section. I know Zhiran could throw down with Ellia NOW.

I can only assume that Denner attempted to tell Beryl where she ranked in terms of quantitative female beauty.

Because I could see things taking a nasty turn after that. She may be big on awareness and acceptance these days, but there are certain things you just don't say to a pyromancer with self-esteem issues and self-control issues.

Betrayed by my own technology yet again, I see. I should never have powered this generator with artifacts dug out of the Ronom glacier!!!

Also, wow, yeah, Beryl and Denner could be an... explosive combination. In fact there's several people that he probably should not be paired with if we want him to live...

Poor Denner... But that is very, extremely true. Of course, he may be paired with a few of them now!

"Kahr-ret-Taris starts a band with Renn Winmoore and Gruff. Their first gig is tonight, on The Wheel, but pop idol Raiker Venn schemes to turn the battle of the bands... into a literal battle!!"

(also, I swear about 80% of the time the Amulet of the Planeswalkers comes up, it ends up with Gruff grabbing it or intending to)

Few bands could hope to rock harder than Gods, Ghosts and Goblins! (TM)

I really like how some of these are very simple, yet say so much. Like this one:
"Ellia the Endbringer arrives unexpectedly on Jakkard."

Speaking of:



That's, um, interesting!



This one...is a bit more complicated!



I can't even imagine what sort of conspiracy those two would have.

Conspiring to hang around with really buff, shirtless dudes?

And Maral wants to sell armor to the others. I like it!

I think there's real narrative potential here for sure.

This really is a remarkable tool. [nods seriously]

Now this:



This would actually be pretty interesting.

EDIT:

YES THIS SOUNDS LIKE AN EXCELLENT IDEA TO ME