Creature - Human Scout

Mastery - : Add to your mana pool. If you control a land, a creature, an artifact and an enchantment, add one mana of any color to your mana pool instead.

"I have seen all there is to see in this strange world, and boy, the stories I could tell you!"

1/1

Wanderlust Wendigo
Creature - Yeti (U)
Auras you control have ": Regenerate enchanted permanent."
4/4
///always curious about how the sun would feel

Holy Green Ritual, Batman! Courser of Kruphix, Loxodon Smiter, Leatherback Baloth, and Predator Ooze (among others) probably shouldn't be turn-1-playable.

But sometimes it's fun to be a little ?breakable?.


Sudden Evolution
Instant
Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal an Aura card that can enchant a creature. Put that Aura onto the battlefield (attach it to any object to which it could legally become attached; if there is no such object, place it in the graveyard). Shuffle your library.


(blue text added per below suggestion and rethinking).

I had considered Animate Dead and figured that the "no such permanent" would just make it fall into the grave, just like Volute would. If you're playing it in a deck that runs auras that enchant things that aren't battlefield permanents, you're doing it wrong and you deserve to have the spell do, effectively, nothing for you.

But I guess that shouldn't be in reminder text.

Effing Future Sight making things difficult.

Then again, Curses (Enchant Player) and Animate Dead also muck with it. Fixed it to specify an aura that can enchant a permanent. Actually, being 'evolution' it really should be creature only.

Woodland Guardian
Creature - Beast
Whenever a creature or land enters the battlefield under your control, ~ gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
4/5

Crushtread Order
Creature - Human Shaman (U)
Oblation — Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may sacrifice Crushtread Order. If you do, destroy target nonbasic land.
"Go, great beast. Stamp out what remains of civilization. This entire waste is yours."
3/3

Reprint Consult the Elder Trees

Or

Dire Forage
Sorcery (U)
Choose a card type, then reveal the top four cards of your library. Put all cards of the chosen type into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.
"It is not the wastes that lack the things you need, but you who lack the knowledge of where to find them."
—Tarc, icewaste nomad

Sounds like a terrific idea.

Ward of Marakas --
Enchantment (U)

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, up to X target creatures can't attack you this turn, where X is the number of relics that player controls.
, Sacrifice Ward of Marakas: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Let's make a yeti, since it seems people want it.

Yeti Howler
Creature - Yeti Shaman
When ~ enters the battlefield, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
3/4

Hymn of Reclamation
Enchantment
: sacrifice an artifact or relic you control to put a land card from your hand to the field tapped.

Let's start the voting!












I vote for Steinhauser.

Knifethrower

Knifethrower

Mown

knifethrower

Mown

Storyteller.

Stroyteller.