*pets keyboard cat, which coughs up a hairball*

*throws hairball at next poster*

*Lets hairball make contact with face. Being a zombie ruins one's sense of hygiene*

*Throws unused sense of hygiene at next poster*

*cleans up nicely*

*throws a bathtub at the next poster*

*Ow! Catches it with forehead*

*Throws hospital bill at next poster*

*looks at the bill and shreds it*

*throws a at the next poster*

*uses the shredder to make confetti*

*Throws confetti at next poster*

*falls under the weight of confetti out of a machine that big*

*throws an S.O.S. at the next player*

~SE++

*gets "S.O.S." By the Jonas Brothers stuck in head starts dancing badly, including but not limited to double fist-pumps*

*throws a groovy left fist at next poster*

*dodges like a boss, sips diet coke*

*throws a can of diet coke at next poster*

*Catches diet CokeTM,flashes a winning smile at the camera and says, "No thanks, my doctor recommends something else"*

*Throws a Dr.Pepper at the next poster*

*blasts Dr Pepper and, indirectly, previous poster with shotgun. "Yeah no I ain't drinking that junk"*

*notices corpse and smoking gun. Throws gun and next poster and flees*

*Catches gun and sells it at pawn shop. Uses money to buy several 12 packs of Dr. Pepper*

*throws a peppery high five intended for tpzombiew but instead goes toward next poster*

Catches high five and the sting that comes with it.

Grabs, fumbles, and eventually throws ice pack at next poster.

Catches the ice pack and uses it to soothe his aching back.

Throws a lawnmower at the next poster.
(hey, it's what threw my back out)

~SE++

*Tries to shield from the blow but only succeeds in losing several fingers*

*Squirts blood from several severed fingers at the next poster*

Gets covered in blood and needs to go to the dry cleaner's to get the stains out.

Throws the laundry bill at the next poster.

~SE++

*eats it*

*throws a waffle iron at the next poster*

Catches it and burns his hands.

Throws ice packs at the next poster.

~SE++

Catches and freezes hands

throws a bottle of water to the next poster

*Recyles it for the $0.05*

*Throws five penny candies at next poster*