^is right
> hi there welcome to life outside the DotP area
v will also hopefully say something nice

^ Is overly hopeful.
> Not gonna say anything nice now!
v Needs to figure out how to go to sleep.

~SE++

^ Should know that sleep is one thing I can do right.

> Wants to go to sleep but cant for six more hours.

V Just woke up.

^incorrect
> is reading a star wars book
v hasn't read any of the EU

^ would be correct, what is EU?

> should probably read more

v will recommend a book to read (besides EU)

~SE++

^ Does not Know that the EU is the Star Wars Expanded Universe

> Recommends Name of the Wind by Patrick Rothfuss or How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill you by Matthew Inman

v Will discuss the finer points of pudding

^ Really had the cat assassination coming.

> Loves pudding, but rarely gets the opportunity to eat it.

V Is an NBA-level basketball player.

^ Does not understand the difference between height and basketball skill.

> Dislikes Sports in General

V Belongs to a household where cats outnumber humans 2 to 1

^ has a cool avatar, but not as cool as the avatar katara has.
> is now terrified of the 8 super-stealth ninja cats that are apparently lurking somewhere in his house this very moment
v is okay in my book if they understood the first line of this post

^ Might be referencing Avatar: The Last Airbender.

> Went dragon-slaying yesterday

V Is going dragon-slaying tomorrow

^ Should be more careful while dragon slaying.

> Should bring a suit of armor with him tomorrow.

V Will make me said suit of armor.

~SE++

^ Gets no suit of armor from me

> Should build a suit of mandalore armor

V Would totally go cosplay with me as Boba Fett.

^ Refuses to cosplay with you without a suit of armor.

> Wants to go to DragonCon.

V Is going to go the next Con in their state.

~SE++

^wants to go to dragoncon
> finally has an avatar
v should resize my avatar for me please

^Is now one of those OTTers

> Will resize it next time I have time. If i remember.

V Likes their avatar and wont change it.

^ Is correct.

> Had this avatar since joining WotC's forum in 2006.

V Needs a new avatar.

~SE++

^ Will tell us what his avatar is from.

> But I just changed to this one not too long ago!

V Will change the topic to something besides avatars.

^ Will find out it is the art to Telepathy

> Should get a new avatar but hasn't

V Must now discuss the virtues of safe handling of raw meats in a professional kitchen

~SE++

^ Would know how to handle meat better than anyone.

> Shouldnt make those sorts of jokes.

V Will give us a clean joke

^ Will hate the joke.

> Will say: "How do you know if an elephant has been sleeping in your bed? When you lay down your nose touches the ceiling!"

V Will not comment on that terribad joke.

~SE++