Create a rare elemental that cares about noncombat damage.
Let's start the voting!
Firecrest Rager –
Creature – Elemental (R)Haste
If a spell you cast would deal damage, it deals that much damage plus 1 instead.
5/5
Blazechaser Fiend
Creature -- Elemental (R)Haste, trample
At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice Blazechaser Fiend.
Whenever a sorcery or instant you control deals noncombat damage to an opponent, you may return Blaze Fiend from your graveyard to your hand.
"It came upon us fast- like a bolt of white flame- then disappeared as quickly as it had come." [5/1]
Could we somehow reprint
Obsidian Fireheart as a rare
Spitting Elemental
Creature-Elemental (R)
Haste
; [cardname] deals two damage to target creature or planeswalker.
Whenever a creature or planeswalker dealt noncombat damage this turn dies, untap [cardname].
3/1
Gleam Collector Creature - Elemental (R)
Haste
If an instant or sorcery spell you control would deal damage to an opponent, instead put that many +1/+1 counters on Gleam Collector.
It radiates the light of a thousand stray sunbeams, leaving a wake of thawed ground wherever it roams.1/1
Firespite -
Creature - Elemental
Combat damage dealt by red creatures you control is dealt as though it is non-combat damage.
Whenever a source you control deals non-combat damage, put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
2/1
Electrostatic Romper Creature - Elemental Beast (R)
Whenever noncombat damage would be dealt to Electrostatic Romper, put that many Charge counters on it instead.
At the beginning of your upkeep, Electrostatic Romper deals 1 damage to itself.
When Electrostatic Romper attacks, it deals damage to each other nonflying creature and each player equal to the number of charge counters on it.
Just rub his feet on the carpet and let him loose.3/4
My vote goes to Shazzeh.