Request Clearance access level 2.

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Request clearance level 5

Requesting clearance level 3;

If that doesn't work I request clearance level 2 instead.

Oh man level 5. Neo is clearly scum on account of his clearance level. That's how this game works right?

I'm just trying to get out of the basement!

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Requesting clearance level 0...

Is that how this works?

(I'm saying I'd like to join as well, if you are still accepting entrants.)

Request clearance level 1

I thought you had clearance level 5 already? Clearly scum.

I wish...I appear to still be stuck at 0

I feel like I'm back in Psych 101 and I'm doing some kind of volunteer trial to get some extra credit...

Requesting clearance level 101.

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Requesting full list of game rules/

Requesting knowledge of our alignments,zinger.

Everyone was eliminated. Now is my chance to apply and get a first class clearance level right from the start.

Requesting access level 2

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