*weeps copiously for seven days straight.

*throws a bucket full of tears at the next poster.

*Puts each tear in a glass vial and sells them as novelty items*

*Throws a 'amazing deal' on cheap tourist trap novelty items at the next person.*

*Eagerly spends traveler's checks on the amazing deal.

*Throws trashcan full of tissues soaked by the bloody nose I've had for the last week or 2 at the next poster.

*Grab the cells and rushes to the cloning lab*

*Throws an army of Catos at the next poster*

*Tricks their weak clone-minds into joining my cause*

*Throws a properly trained cadre of Cato clone commandos at the next poster*

*Joins forces with them to euthanize every dog in the United States and burn Carthage to the ground.*

*Throws the ashes of Carthage at the next poster*

*Buries them at Carthage, Missouri*

*Throws a dog-cloning facility at the next poster*

*Uses it in the Great Cato-Dog war*

*Throws canine war heroes at the next poster*

"Pins little doggie medals on them*

"Throws invite to doggy veteran benefit concert at next poster*

*Puts chocolate in the water supply.*

*Throws chocolate at next poster*

*Devours the chocolate, even the stuff in the water, somehow* I'm a chocoholic, okay?

*Throws empty water tank at next poster*

*catches and fills iwth water*

*throws filled water tank at next poster*

Goes for a swim in the flying tank of water.

Throws clothes currently not worn at the next player.

*Wears them and starts impersonating Shockwave07*

*Throws a doppelganger at the next poster*

* marries the doppelganger. Then * can have a new girl everyday and only the beautiful ones.

*throws bad wedding gift at the next poster.

*grudgingly accepts gifts and says thank you*

*throws bad childhood memories at next person*

*Gets mopey*

*Throws vibes of sadness at the next poster*

*Pulls out his saxophone and starts playing the Blues*

*Finds a trumpet and throws it at the next poster*

*Begins playing 'The Chariot Song' by Cat Empire*

*Throws a youtube link at the next poster: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-VOB8ajbzY*

*Starts looking for the ruler of the Empire*

*Throws Keyboard Cat at the next poster*