Im sick everybody, with a man cold. Look forward to more updates.

Emily and I walked down to the ocean and turned around. We’re both sick


I might see BLINK TWICE tonight. I dunno. Boy was that cuckoo a waste of time

Oh gawd, theres nothing less interesting than a man with a cold...

Looking forward for the updates xD

Oh no! BB, will you survive it? Man colds are serious things! I've had to mansplain that to my wife numerous times.

Please explain it to her so she’ll understand what I’m going through. I feel like I need and deserve government support

Hey speaking of government, special guest tonight at DNC convention! Who could it be?? I hope it’s not just some celebrity cuz who cares. But if it IS a celebrity, I hope it’s Taylor Swift cuz she has ridiculous influence and that would be amazing

My wet dream tho…. Would be.. President Bush. Can you even imagine? It would be the coolest event ever. Historic.

poor Emily....

She´s gonna learn some stuff about men xD

BARNEY HAS COVID, SIXTY UPDATE THE DEATH POOL ASAP

I'm in the Big Easy. I can't update anything right now.

Saw Longlegs a second time. Was great but the only people in the theatre with me were at the left end of my row, talking the entire movie, laughing, scrunching this large celluloid plastic bag or something. Was insane.

I don’t know why I just don’t move seats. Would have been so much better

People being rude? That doesn’t sound very Canadian if you ask me

Im in the STATES lol

Ok that makes total sense now

Damn Barno... I got a cold now... I thought it would be fun to mansplaining my wife about this terrible condition like DJ... got a pillow to the head...

FML

Oh lord Cucho is busy dying of Covid too

It's the post Olympics global viral spread. At least that's my theory.

If I hadn't just gotten over being sick for 3 weeks I'd be worried, traveling and all, but I think my immune system is supercharged right now.

My theory is its because we were in each other

Wow. From a half a globe away. Cucho does have a big cock

Don’t be ridiculous. I had to fly to Costa Rica to reach it

No amount of mansplaining will ever fix the fact that a woman simply can't understand. It's a hard life being a man.

Lol, sorry for your losses.

if you all die can I have your stuff?

Sometimes i wish i had the motivation to keep a list of wild posts that i can spam at a much later timeframe with zero context, this would be one of them