Token Resistance
Instant
Cast Token Resistance only during the declare blockers step.
Choose one:
• Put a 0/1 White Sheep creature token onto the battlefield with "This creature may block any number of creatures"
• Prevent the next 3 damage each token would deal this turn.

Pungeon Master |
[Creature - Human Nerd] (R)
On the spot - : Target opponent has ten seconds to make a pun relating to target permanent. If they fail to do so, you have ten seconds to make a pun relating to that permanent. If you do so, gain control of that permanent for as long as you control Pungeon Master.
Fire Sprites? I prefer Fire Cokes, thanks.
1/4

A Pun in the Oven
Enchantment
Whenever a player casts a spell, if you can make a relevant pun pertaining to it, you may deal 2 damage to target creature or player.

I hope I'm not reaching with this

Bear Arms
(Art-A puny little soldier with the arms of a bear)
Enchantment-Aura
Enchant creature
When Bear Arms enters the batttlefield, paw-pulate
Enchanted creature has fur-st strike
If enchanted creature is a Bear, it gets +2/+2 too.
A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed

Bearly There

Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, flip a coin for each non-bear creature he or she controls. If the creature's controller loses the flip, it phases out.