Shippo wrote:
Trollblood - GW
Enchantment - Aura {u}
Enchant Player
At the end of beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, enchanted player gains 4 life.
Enchantment - Aura {u}
Enchant Player
At the end of beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, enchanted player gains 4 life.
POSValkir wrote:
Irritating Whispers 
Enchantment
Whenever a player casts a spell, that player loses one life for each non-land permanent that shares no colors with the cast spell.
"If I can think of anything good, I'll put in some flavor text." - Bucky, Flavor text editor
Enchantment
Whenever a player casts a spell, that player loses one life for each non-land permanent that shares no colors with the cast spell.
"If I can think of anything good, I'll put in some flavor text." - Bucky, Flavor text editor
YingLung wrote:
Neener Screener 
Enchantment
Whenever an opponent asks you how many cards are in your hand, you may draw up to four cards and discard the same number of cards. Then that opponent reads this card's flavor text aloud.
"One can either know how many cards a player has, or what cards a player has. This is the Aimanerd uncertainty principle."
Enchantment
Whenever an opponent asks you how many cards are in your hand, you may draw up to four cards and discard the same number of cards. Then that opponent reads this card's flavor text aloud.
"One can either know how many cards a player has, or what cards a player has. This is the Aimanerd uncertainty principle."
Tevish Szat wrote:
Rise to the Bait 
Instant
Target player gains 1 life for each creature he or she controls. Put a +1/+1 counter on each of those creatures.
If a player in any game you can see from your seat complains about fairness, balance, something being broken, or power-level, you may cast Rise to the Bait from your graveyard without paying its mana cost, targeting one of that player's opponents of your choice.
Instant
Target player gains 1 life for each creature he or she controls. Put a +1/+1 counter on each of those creatures.
If a player in any game you can see from your seat complains about fairness, balance, something being broken, or power-level, you may cast Rise to the Bait from your graveyard without paying its mana cost, targeting one of that player's opponents of your choice.
SimicMimic wrote:
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Spoiler
CommanderJim wrote:
Indescribable Evil
Creature - Horror (C)
When Indescribable Evil becomes blocked, transform it.
The villagers could not comprehend what they were seeing.
3/2 [the transform arrow shows 13/13]
///
[normal Magic card back]
Creature - Horror (C)
When Indescribable Evil becomes blocked, transform it.
The villagers could not comprehend what they were seeing.
3/2 [the transform arrow shows 13/13]
///
[normal Magic card back]
Dudibus wrote:
King of the Pasty Faced Basement Dwellers
Legendary Creature ─ Human (R)
When King of the Pasty Faced Basement Dwellers enters the battlefield trade a Mythic for a common with an opponent. If you do, you have spent WAY to much money on Magic. Otherwise, sacrifice King of the Pasty Faced Basement Dwellers.
2/2
Congratulations, your the biggest loser.
Legendary Creature ─ Human (R)
When King of the Pasty Faced Basement Dwellers enters the battlefield trade a Mythic for a common with an opponent. If you do, you have spent WAY to much money on Magic. Otherwise, sacrifice King of the Pasty Faced Basement Dwellers.
2/2
Congratulations, your the biggest loser.
purplebackpack89 wrote:
Tonald Drump 
Legendary Creature-Human Artificier (M)
First strike, vigilance, hexproof
When Tonald Drump enters the battlefield put a 6/6 red, white and blue Giant Wall creature token with defender onto the battlefield and tap up to six lands your opponents control
It's classy, it's beautiful, it's uuuuuge.
4/4
Legendary Creature-Human Artificier (M)
First strike, vigilance, hexproof
When Tonald Drump enters the battlefield put a 6/6 red, white and blue Giant Wall creature token with defender onto the battlefield and tap up to six lands your opponents control
It's classy, it's beautiful, it's uuuuuge.
4/4
AzureShade wrote:
Pie Break
Sorcery
Roll a six sided die.
1 - Target enchantment phases out.
2 - Draw two cards.
3 - Target creature or planeswalker phases out.
4 - Reveal a card at random from your library. If you reveal an instant or sorcery card, you may cast it. Shuffle your library.
5 - Sacrifice a land. Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal two land cards. Put those cards into play tapped. Shuffle your library.
6 - Roll two more times, ignoring any result of 6.
Sorcery
Roll a six sided die.
1 - Target enchantment phases out.
2 - Draw two cards.
3 - Target creature or planeswalker phases out.
4 - Reveal a card at random from your library. If you reveal an instant or sorcery card, you may cast it. Shuffle your library.
5 - Sacrifice a land. Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal two land cards. Put those cards into play tapped. Shuffle your library.
6 - Roll two more times, ignoring any result of 6.
makuvex wrote:
Sadic Trickster
Creature — Goblin Rogue
, Discard a card: Put Sadic Trickster on top of target opponent's library revealed. If it would leave the top of that player's library, return it to its owner's hand instead. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
2/2
Creature — Goblin Rogue
, Discard a card: Put Sadic Trickster on top of target opponent's library revealed. If it would leave the top of that player's library, return it to its owner's hand instead. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.2/2
BelangiaJo wrote:
Picky Toddler | 
Creature - Human | U
Players can only place one condiment packet on Picky Toddler per turn and only on their own turns.
Picky Toddler gets +1/+1 per ketchup packet placed on it.
Picky Toddler gets -1/-1 per mustard packet placed on it.
2/2
Creature - Human | U
Players can only place one condiment packet on Picky Toddler per turn and only on their own turns.
Picky Toddler gets +1/+1 per ketchup packet placed on it.
Picky Toddler gets -1/-1 per mustard packet placed on it.
2/2
Tekkahedron wrote:
Rattlegeist | 
Creature - Spirit
When ~ enters the battlefield, if you cast it from your hand, you may have target opponent put a token that is a copy of it into the battlefield.
~ can't be sacrificed.
At the beginning of each end step, you lose 2 life if you audibly shuffled your hand that turn.
And people wonder why I never want to play modern.
3/3
Creature - Spirit
When ~ enters the battlefield, if you cast it from your hand, you may have target opponent put a token that is a copy of it into the battlefield.
~ can't be sacrificed.
At the beginning of each end step, you lose 2 life if you audibly shuffled your hand that turn.
And people wonder why I never want to play modern.
3/3
ParadOxymoron wrote:
Shady Spy Network –
Enchantment
Players without sunglasses on play with their hands revealed.
As the only ones with access to their brand new, top-secret technology, members of the Sneaky Glasses Club had no trouble telling each other apart.
Enchantment
Players without sunglasses on play with their hands revealed.
As the only ones with access to their brand new, top-secret technology, members of the Sneaky Glasses Club had no trouble telling each other apart.
