Grizzly Bears -
Creature - Bear C
2/2

Explanation: In magic culture, a "bear" is a 2/2 creature, usually with a mana cost of 1C, this is a bear that is also a bear, thus demonstrating multiple layers of metahumor.

Silver Bullet or $7
Instant
You may only have one Silver Bullet in your deck.
If you would search for a card, you may reveal Silver Bullet from your library instead and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
Exile Silver Bullet and target card.

Soul Binder
{Art: A shady looking guy holding up a binder of Magic cards.}
Enchantment—Aura
Enchant creature
As an additional cost to play Soul Binder, pay enchanted creature's owner the market price of that card.
You own and control enchanted creature. (At the end of the game, the creature's original owner may choose to buy back the card for the price you paid for it.)

Legacy Weapon
Artifact
Cards that that haven't been printed since mirrodin cost less to play.

Vorthos, Flavor Enthusiast

Legendary Creature - Human Gamer
When Vorthos, Flavor Enthusiast enters the battlefield, name a Magic Character. (You may only name proper names.)
: Search your library for a card with the named character in the art, or the character's name in the name or flavor text, reveal it, and cast it without paying its mana cost. Then, shuffle your library.
"Do you know about Urza? Well, his story starts in 1 AR, naturally -- that's Argavian reckoning, the calendar baser on Urza's birth -- He and his brother, who was actually born the same year..."
1/1

Mark Rosewater
Legendary Creature-Human Wizard (M)
Mark Rosewater's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your hand
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pick up a blank piece of paper, design a Magic: the Gathering (TM) card, and put that card into your hand.
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Wild Speculation
Sorcery (U)
Secretly name a nonland card. Until your next upkeep, whenever an opponent casts the named card, you may reveal the chosen name. If you do, Wild Speculation deals 5 damage to that player and you draw a card.
"Okay, hear me out. Ugin is Nicol Bolas's ghost from the future. Here's why..."