Brimaz, King of Oreskos

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Ah the Cat Bro. He's Bro-mazing. He's money. But is he a 5...? Hmmm... he's cheap, but double white so really hard to splash. He's super efficient, and leaves cats everywhere who do whatever he do.

Certainly first pickable. At least as good as Agent of Fates and Fabled Hero. Probably not as good as Elspeth since he dies to Lash (and Asphixiate!) Even if I am not keeping the cards I have to hate pick it. So 5.

Am I wasting my time posting these?

I'd certainly pick this if I open it, so it's a 5.0. However, he's not super powerful, or an auto-win, regardless of his constructed fame. A bomb, but not another Rat, thank goodness.

4.5
He is an early game threat, but not a bomb that can win the game for you. I'd still probably go W/x if i opened him up though.

KIT KAT ORESKOS
KAT KING OREOS
LION-O, LORD OF CANDY
BROHAN, KING OF CATS
BROMAD, KAT GUY


If I were to ever be on camera for a major MTG event and I was playing this guy, I would do everything I could to call him something different every time I cast him, because his actual name is a pain to say.

5.0, I would always first pick this, and if somebody passed it to me I would immediately move into White. His only downside is that he is a 3/4, but that is easily remedied in this format and he also is a 4/4 on blocking (technically)