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Famous Last Words
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Author:  Bounty Hunter [ Sat Oct 19, 2013 12:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Famous Last Words

It is a simple (and hilarious) game.

You are given a scenario that you're about to die, and you have to respond to the situation with some last words before you die. Then you give the person below you their dreaded moment, and well, you get the idea.

Example:

Person A: "Tastes like Chicken"

The Player Below Me is about explode. Any last words?


Person B: Group hug everyone!!!

TPBM...........


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TPBM is nearing death while he/she lays in bed. Before passing on to a better life, with all the strength TPBM can gather, he/she tells everybody....

Author:  GobO_Sapper [ Sat Oct 19, 2013 12:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: [Posting] Famous Last Words

"Re-spawning in three, two, one..."

TPBM just realized their parachute isn't opening

Author:  Confused [ Sat Oct 19, 2013 12:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: [Posting] Famous Last Words

"Can I get a refund?"

TPBM sees a grenade lobbing towards him/her

Author:  squinty_eyes [ Sat Oct 19, 2013 2:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: [Posting] Famous Last Words

"I got it, I got it!"

The player below me sees a piano falling from the fifth story window onto them.

~SE++

Author:  Dr_Demento [ Sat Oct 19, 2013 5:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: [Posting] Famous Last Words

"I always hated the key of B-flat."

TPBM lost their grip on the Trapeze.

Author:  Bounty Hunter [ Sat Oct 19, 2013 6:04 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: [Posting] Famous Last Words

"Knew I shoulda listened to my parents instead of running away to join the circus"

TPBM is about to be hit by a runaway train.

Author:  squinty_eyes [ Sat Oct 19, 2013 6:25 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: [Posting] Famous Last Words

"I really feel railroaded into this..."

The player below me is falling into a wood-chipper.

~SE++

Author:  Shockwave07 [ Sat Oct 19, 2013 8:08 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: [Posting] Famous Last Words

"And I had to ask what was worse than death by beavers..."

TPBM is dumped in a roomed filled with The Joker's poisonous laughing gas.

Author:  Arcane Archer [ Sat Oct 19, 2013 9:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: [Posting] Famous Last Words

At least I'll die with a smile on my face! Bwa-ha-hahaaaaa!

TPBM is being gnawed to death by rats.

Author:  squinty_eyes [ Sat Oct 19, 2013 9:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: [Posting] Famous Last Words

"Jokes on them, I have rabies!"

The player below me is going to be burnt at the stake.

~SE++

Author:  Arcane Archer [ Sat Oct 19, 2013 9:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: [Posting] Famous Last Words

"Ooh, a BBQ! Can I have some? I love BBQ!"

TPBM is stuck and sinking in quicksand.

Author:  squinty_eyes [ Sat Oct 19, 2013 10:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: [Posting] Famous Last Words

"I have this.... sinking feeling..."

The player below me is crashing in an airplane.

~SE++

Author:  Arcane Archer [ Sat Oct 19, 2013 11:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: [Posting] Famous Last Words

"Hey, I'll bet we beat the ambulance to the crash site by at least half an hour!

TPBM just saw a portal open in the sky above him...and The Old Ones just emerged.

Author:  squinty_eyes [ Tue Oct 22, 2013 12:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: [Posting] Famous Last Words

"I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Cthulhu!"

The player below me has just been shoved into an active volcano.

~SE++

Author:  Aaarrrgh [ Tue Oct 22, 2013 1:40 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: [Posting] Famous Last Words

"Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?"

TPBM just ate a peanut which triggered a previously unknown lethal allergy.

Author:  Arcane Archer [ Tue Oct 22, 2013 2:12 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: [Posting] Famous Last Words

"Not an EPIC pen, you tosser! Hand me that EP.I...ack .... *Urk*". Thud.

TPBM sees the ballistic missiles arcing down from the heavens.

Author:  Aaarrrgh [ Tue Oct 22, 2013 2:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: [Posting] Famous Last Words

"Man, the weather channel was so wrong today."

TPBM is strapped into the electric chair.

Author:  Arcane Archer [ Tue Oct 22, 2013 2:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: [Posting] Famous Last Words

"Well, gosh, I'm just, well, SHOCKED!"

TPBM just tripped in front of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre dude.

Author:  squinty_eyes [ Tue Oct 22, 2013 3:08 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: [Posting] Famous Last Words

"Want some moisturizer for that leathery face?"

The player below me is hit by a Indiana Jones temple style trap.

~SE++

Author:  GobO_Sapper [ Tue Oct 22, 2013 7:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: [Posting] Famous Last Words

"Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes!!??"

TPBM just missed grabbing onto the outside of the ship and is drifting off into space.

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