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Author: | Bounty Hunter [ Sat Oct 19, 2013 12:09 pm ] |
Post subject: | Your Wish Granted, But With A Twist |
This game is rather simple. One poster makes a wish, and the next poster grants it. But with a twist! Dun dun dunnn! Then another wish is made by the granter of the previous wish. This continues ad infinitum and much laughter shall hopefully ensue. I wish for the ability to always be connected to wifi... |
Author: | Arcane Archer [ Sat Oct 19, 2013 9:30 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: [Posting] Your Wish Granted, But With A Twist |
Poof! You now have a networking hub grafted to your skull. I wish my hair would grow back. |
Author: | squinty_eyes [ Sat Oct 19, 2013 9:33 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: [Posting] Your Wish Granted, But With A Twist |
Wish granted! Too bad it now grows at a rate of twelve inches of hair per hour. I wish for $1,000,000. ~SE++ |
Author: | Arcane Archer [ Sat Oct 19, 2013 9:45 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: [Posting] Your Wish Granted, But With A Twist |
Poof! You get a million bucks instead...during the fall rut. Doh! I wish I had a private island with all the crabs I can eat. |
Author: | squinty_eyes [ Sat Oct 19, 2013 10:35 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: [Posting] Your Wish Granted, But With A Twist |
Wish granted! You get a small sandbar and microscopic crabs that will never fill you up* I wish to be the owner of a movie production studio. ~SE++ |
Author: | Arcane Archer [ Sat Oct 19, 2013 11:26 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: [Posting] Your Wish Granted, But With A Twist |
Poof!...and the cops are walking toward your office for hiring underage porn stars. I wish I could fly like a bird. |
Author: | Aaarrrgh [ Tue Oct 22, 2013 1:53 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: [Posting] Your Wish Granted, But With A Twist |
Granted! You have the flight abilities of a kiwi bird! I wish to be able to concentrate better. |
Author: | Arcane Archer [ Tue Oct 22, 2013 2:20 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: [Posting] Your Wish Granted, But With A Twist |
Poof! You now have the juice-o-matic 2000. I wish for a thousand wishes |
Author: | Aaarrrgh [ Tue Oct 22, 2013 2:34 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: [Posting] Your Wish Granted, But With A Twist |
Granted! You get a Wishmonger and in your mana pool. I wish that I had someone to play Magic with on a regular basis. |
Author: | squinty_eyes [ Tue Oct 22, 2013 2:40 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: [Posting] Your Wish Granted, But With A Twist |
Wish granted. You get a goldfish in a bowl to test your decks against! I wish for new episodes of Firefly. ~SE++ |
Author: | Arcane Archer [ Tue Oct 22, 2013 2:46 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: [Posting] Your Wish Granted, But With A Twist |
Poof!...they are being written by the same mega-nerd that was thrown at someone on a different thread, has zero budget, no actors, no Joss Whedon. (I actually wish they had new episodes, too). I wish for world peace |
Author: | Just_a_cleric [ Tue Oct 22, 2013 3:02 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: [Posting] Your Wish Granted, But With A Twist |
The world is at peace...now no-one knows how to fight the invading aliens that are descending. I wish I caught them all! (Pokémon) |
Author: | squinty_eyes [ Tue Oct 22, 2013 3:06 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: [Posting] Your Wish Granted, But With A Twist |
Wish granted! One night an earthquake rattles them all off their shelves, and every single Pokemon explodes out of their pokeballs and crushes you in your sleep. I wish for the superpower of flight. ~SE++ |
Author: | Aaarrrgh [ Wed Oct 23, 2013 6:57 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: [Posting] Your Wish Granted, But With A Twist |
Granted! You can fly straight up into the air at will! However, you didn't ask for a way to get down again... I wish for a steady income of legal, tax-exempt money. |
Author: | Arcane Archer [ Wed Oct 23, 2013 9:31 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: [Posting] Your Wish Granted, But With A Twist |
Poof!...you now have a steady income of a penny a day. I wish I could visit the stars some day. |
Author: | squinty_eyes [ Wed Oct 23, 2013 11:51 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: [Posting] Your Wish Granted, But With A Twist |
Wish granted! Unfortunately, the ship programmed to bring you to a star wasn't aware that the center of every star is a sun. You'll be pre-programmed to fly directly into one. I wish for every game on Steam to be part of my clouded Library on Steam. ~SE++ |
Author: | Aaarrrgh [ Wed Oct 23, 2013 12:24 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: [Posting] Your Wish Granted, But With A Twist |
Granted! Unfortunately, in the process, several viruses get pulled in along with the game. You broke not only your computer, but the entire steam network. Good job. I wish I could get 8 hours of restful sleep every night. |
Author: | Arcane Archer [ Thu Oct 24, 2013 6:36 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: [Posting] Your Wish Granted, But With A Twist |
Poof!...the asylum staff knocks you out with drugs every night to stop the screaming while they molest you. I wish for the strength of Hercules! |
Author: | Aaarrrgh [ Fri Oct 25, 2013 4:34 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: [Posting] Your Wish Granted, But With A Twist |
Granted! You now have the exact same strength (not proportional strength, equal strength) as Hercules, my cat. I wish for a freezer which always contains a fresh tub of Ben & Jerry's ice cream. |
Author: | squinty_eyes [ Fri Oct 25, 2013 12:57 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: [Posting] Your Wish Granted, But With A Twist |
Wish granted! The ice cream is in a freezer that you own on top of a mountain in the Philippines. I wish for a zombie apocalypse. ~SE++ |
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