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Author:  trappedslider [ Sun Oct 13, 2013 4:10 pm ]
Post subject:  Throw something!

The concept is simple. Throw something at the next poster. They have to do something about it, then throw something at the NEXT poster. If your object is confusing, please, explain it. Also, feel free to throw the thing that was thrown at you. Now, without further ado:

*throws a rabid squirrel at the next poster*

Author:  Zinger2099 [ Sun Oct 13, 2013 4:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Throw something!

*catches rabid squirrel, puts it in a box with another rabid squirrel, takes bets on which one will eat the other, makes millions*

That was easy. :)

*throws murder weapon at the next poster*

Author:  PlaneShaper [ Sun Oct 13, 2013 10:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: [Posting] Throw something!

*catches murder weapon with face — dies*

*throws investigatory clue to the next poster*

Author:  Confused [ Sun Oct 13, 2013 11:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: [Posting] Throw something!

*grabs the clue and mutters, "Elementary, my dear Watson"*

*Throws suspicion onto the next poster*

Author:  GobO_Stormageddon [ Sun Oct 13, 2013 11:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: [Posting] Throw something!

*creates alibi to avoid suspicion*

*throws a minion to the next poster*

Author:  miss_bun [ Mon Oct 14, 2013 12:55 am ]
Post subject:  Re: [Posting] Throw something!

Yes, minions rock!

*catches minion, takes his red siren hat and overalls and puts them on*

*throws a ziploc bag full of tapioca to the next poster*

Author:  Zinger2099 [ Mon Oct 14, 2013 12:59 am ]
Post subject:  Re: [Posting] Throw something!

*allergic to tapioca.* *dies*

*fails to throw anything to next poster on account of being dead*

Author:  squinty_eyes [ Mon Oct 14, 2013 1:00 am ]
Post subject:  Re: [Posting] Throw something!

*holds his hands out but catches nothing*

*throws a chainsaw that is on and running at full at the next poster*

~SE++

Author:  GobO_Stormageddon [ Mon Oct 14, 2013 1:00 am ]
Post subject:  Re: [Posting] Throw something!

*jumps dodging the chainsaw*

*throws self at next poster*

Author:  Confused [ Mon Oct 14, 2013 1:23 am ]
Post subject:  Re: [Posting] Throw something!

*sidesteps and dodges the previous poster, who ends up jumping through a window*

*throws a grenade out of the window*

Author:  squinty_eyes [ Mon Oct 14, 2013 2:10 am ]
Post subject:  Re: [Posting] Throw something!

*watches the grenade fall and explode on Stormageddon*

*throws a tarantula at the next poster*

~SE++

Author:  Aaarrrgh [ Mon Oct 14, 2013 8:29 am ]
Post subject:  Re: [Posting] Throw something!

*Gets bitten by tarantula, gains superpowers*

*Throws soda can to next poster*

Author:  Confused [ Mon Oct 14, 2013 9:38 am ]
Post subject:  Re: [Posting] Throw something!

*Opens soda can without second thought and got drenched as soda spills onto his shirt*

*throws wet shirt at next poster*

Author:  Shockwave07 [ Mon Oct 14, 2013 9:47 am ]
Post subject:  Re: [Posting] Throw something!

Wet shirt lands on face... Is he frowning or smiling underneath it?

*Throws full container of liquid laundry detergent at next poster*

Author:  rstnme [ Mon Oct 14, 2013 9:52 am ]
Post subject:  Re: [Posting] Throw something!

*catches it and uses it for the dishwasher, creating a bubble palace

*throws bubble palace at next poster

Author:  GobO_Stormageddon [ Mon Oct 14, 2013 2:52 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: [Posting] Throw something!

*sells it for money*

*throws bag of money at next poster*

Author:  squinty_eyes [ Mon Oct 14, 2013 11:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: [Posting] Throw something!

*catches the money, spends it on a new car*

*throws the new car at the next poster*

~SE++

Author:  rstnme [ Tue Oct 15, 2013 10:14 am ]
Post subject:  Re: [Posting] Throw something!

*jumps in the car, which is a Porsche 911 Turbo, and speeds down the New York streets, getting a GTA-5-Star equivalent speeding chase, until the President unleashes the tanks on him, at which point he drives so fast he goes vertical up the Empire State building, only to launch from the seat at the final moment and parachute into nearby Hoboken, safe and anonymous*

*throws the car keys to the now-crashed car to the next poster*

Author:  Confused [ Tue Oct 15, 2013 11:47 am ]
Post subject:  Re: [Posting] Throw something!

*pushes the keys into a nearby door which surprisingly fits. Then, opens the door and walks down a white corridor lined with more doors before opening another door and appearing in the kitchen of an Italian restaurant.*

*throws a plate of cooked spaghetti at the next poster.*

Author:  squinty_eyes [ Tue Oct 15, 2013 1:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: [Posting] Throw something!

*catches the plate of spaghetti, scoffs at the lack of meatballs, and adds meatballs*

*throws the plate of spaghetti and meatballs at the next poster*

~SE++

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