Simple rules.....the next poster has to write using what ever i put as his or her topic and that poster choses another for the poster after them


Next Topic: Pie

Personally, pecan pie is the best of all of them. Some call it overly sweet, but I find it just right in small doses, which is all a desert should be. All those fruit pies? Take 'em or leave 'em, but I do love me some pecan pie.

Next Topic: Cars

~SE++

Cars, they're flippin everywhere! They've been around for years and years, most everyone drives one at least once, but usually more, on a daily basis, and yet people still drive like GARBAGE! How hard is to use a binker. Wait..sorry...supposed to be talking about cars. Dont mind me. Right, so cars. I'm rebuilding one in my garage, its a lot of work, but you learn a lot. Everyone should know at least the basic stuff about their car. Thank you *wanders off*

Next Topic : Jeggings

Jeggings? WTF are those? Like if you were to say suspenders, yeah I could fire off a few thoughts on the topic. Like, ummm, oh yeah! There was this time, at band camp, when we used a pair with some panties to launch water balloons at the director's cabin, but we didn't have balloons so we used condoms instead. It was totally awesome. What was the topic again? Jeggings? Oh, yeah, wtf are those?

Next topic: fish sticks

I used to love fish sticks as a kid. Real comfort food. Then I found out how they are made, and now I'm not so sure anymore. I mean, breaded fish residue just doesn't seem as appetizing, if you know what I mean.

Next topic: Comic books

I love comic books. Generation X, Cyberforce were two of my favorites, but it seems the comic companies don't like me. First there is the cover price that they ridiculously charge. Then, the stories have more plot twists than Revenge and daytime soaps. Why is that? Oh yeah, I have no real idea. Anyway, yeah, they are cool, but not their creators.

Next topic: Jim Beam versus Jack Daniels (both with or without your favorite additives)

Jack Daniels all the way. Jim Beam has a god awful aftertaste. Jack Daniels has been my all time favorite hard liquor for as long as I can remember, and I really miss the fact that I can't drink it anymore.

Next Topic: Marvel vs DC

~SE++

Marvel has Wolverine, DC has Batman...hmm, tough one. But, Wolverine has adamantium and regenerates, so I have to go with Marvel. <lets the ensuing battle begin anew>

Next topic: Black Knight versus White Knight (can be M:tG related or just archetypal)

While Black Knight is a more interesting person, with some pretty funny quirks, White Knight has this thing where he doesn't mercilessly kill you. So I think I have to go with White Knight on this one.

Next topic: New Year's resolutions!

Worse then diets, wedding vows or promises made while drunk, New Years Resolutions are meant to be broken. Go ahead, go make some, and let's see how long they last. It won't be long. And it's because you're weak. Face it, accept it, those resolutions are going down harder then a dress at prom night. Every damn year you people think you're going to make and keep your resolutions, and every year they lay forgotten on the floor right next to the self-esteem you thought you'd keep despite drinking half a bottle of Jagermeister. Don't bother making any New Years Resolutions, it's easier to just give up before you begin, eat a quart of ice cream and cry yourself to sleep.

Next Topic: Worst movie ever.

~SE++

For me, the worst movie ever was Hercules with Lou Ferigno. Not only is he the worst actor ever, but the twenty minute cartoon battle between constellations at the end of the movie was not just bad, it pushed the movie into the category of two hours of my life that probably syphoned my lifespan by two years.

Next Topic: Favorite Movie

Ugh, I hate that question. Has to be a three-way tie between Serenity, Se7en and The Nightmare Before Christmas. If I absolutely had to choose a favorite, it would probably be Se7en simply on the virtue that you don't need to watch a television series before watching it.

Next Topic: If you could have any superpower, what would it be and why?

~SE++

Obviously the best superpower is the ability to change superpowers. Thats why rogue is the most bamf X men character ever....sure theres the whole memory thing ...but still.

Next Topic : Dream Job

Owning a gaming store. If I ever make enough in life, I would love to open a gaming shop and retire there. Magic the Gathering, video games, board games, RPG's of all kinds.... yeah, I'd love to spend my time in a shop like that.

Next Topic: What would you do with $1,000,000?

~SE++

Spend a small amount (0-5%) on fun stuff: Magic, computer, etc.
Invest the rest in funds aimed at long-term growth so I can live off of the interest indefinitely. A rate of 3% annually would allow me to quit my job and maintain my current lifestyle; working just gives more flexibility.

New topic: authors.

Given recent wars I started in another part of the forums, I will only say that authors do the hard work, then critics rip them apart, and unscrupulous movie producers and studio execs throw the author's story out to insert their own story.

Next topic: Reality TV

Reality TV? Bah...dont watch that garbage. Dont even have cable. Pandering to the masses all in the chase of money. I miss intelligent TV shows...

Next Topic : Ghosts

I don't believe in 'em. I also don't believe in much of an afterlife, so ghost don't seem like a possibility to me. All those stupid shows where people run into houses and try to find evidence and they never find anything except "hey look, this thing-a-ma-jigger reads something I can't explain." It's just stupid to me.

Next Topic: Worst job ever

~SE++

worst job ever is working at walmart.

next topic: worst album ever

Either Air Supply (any of them) or O.M.D. Not because they are bad on their own, but rather those were my brother's favorite albums to sing in the shower to...<shudders>...it's enough to make you throw up a bit in your mouth.

Next topic: In-'N-Out burgers