"...that guy was that underwear that sticks to your butt needs changing. That was about as useful as it got from him."

"Live and learn, then you die and..."

"...demotivational posters"

"If you really loved me..."

"...you'd learn to go to the last post in the thread instead of making posts that dont make sense cause you dont surf forums properly." </3

"Well if theres one thing to be said..."

"..., then say it quickly before someone else thinks of it."

"Men are like foxes,..."

"...violets are blue. Honey is sweet, but not as sweet as you."

"All for one,..."

"...but PS4 is great too."

"Live long and..."

"...painfully as the Sarlaac slowly digests you for a thousand years."

"When you find yourself between a rock and a hard place..."

"... Choose rock. At least it beat scissors."

"Always look at the bright..."

"...spot in the sky. This will strengthen your vision and reinvigorate the body's energies."

"Between the two of you..."

"...I was expecting to see a third. Where's Bob?"

"If you cannot beat them..."

"power check your console and try again."

"Time flies like an arrow..."

"...curving toward the center of the nearest gravitational well"

"Next week on CSI..."

"...the same thing as this week, but with a different guest star!"

"With great power..."

"...comes one hell of an electric bill."

"Fool me once...shame on you. Fool me twice..."

"...hey! This isn't the Macguffin! We pinky swore on it!"

"We came in search of the wumpus' lair, but we weren't prepared when to find..."

"... Drew Barrymore killing an effigy of Bruce Willis in drag. Seriously, WTF?"

"As my father used to say, never..."

~SE++

"...quote me."

"Well, there's only one way to find out..."

" where waldo and Carmen sandiago are"

"when the tough.."

"... love starts, you know there a man-hug coming."

"Every cloud has a..."

"... large number of cloud condensation nuclei".

"3 out of 4 people..."