"...something other than sea."

" A penny saved.. "

"...is no more than a rounding error"

"If I had a nickel for every..."

"every monkey."

" It takes one..."

"... to know how to solve the Drake Equation."

"Life is funny that way, sometimes you win..."

~SE++

"... and sometimes you spend five days trying to beat the same boss cause you didnt know to use the magic arrows at a specific point."

"What happens in Vegas.."

"Live long and..."

~SE++

"...dont get arrested."

"When opportunity comes knocking..."

"...seize it and tie it up in your basement. Don't let the opportunity slip away."

"What happens in Cleveland..."

"...is uninteresting to everyone else."

"No matter how hard you look..."

"...you're not going to find waldo, thats a picture of one of Hitler's speeches."

"Send the rogue in first..."

"...so the dragon is full when we attack"

"Is that a sword in your pocket, or..."

"...are you just happy to start adventuring."

"So we walk into the first room of the dungeon and..."

"...guess what happened? Yep, green slime."

"What would you doooooooo, for a..."

"...chance to have no one to ever ask you 'What would you dooooo for a Klondike bar?' again ?"

"So just remember, if you ever need anything..."

"...don't call me. In fact, don't ever call me. Ever."

"It takes two to make a thing..."

",but six to make a thingamajig."

"Where do you go to my lovely...."

"...magazine centerfold?"

"We are the world, we are the..."

"...tectonic plates!"

"You could have been rejoicing but you're..."

"...dead by my friend, budda-budda. What a shame, too, those bullets cost money."

"Let me tell you a story about a man named Ted..."

"... got too close to on of those exposed wires over there, and well just say that I don't want anymore funerals on this crew"

"Davy Crockett, a man who don't know..."