^ Is incorrect, beebles are great as a minor joke, not everywhere.

> Got sent home early due to slow business.

v Will go support a local business.

~SE++

^ I support the local stores all the time. Great prices.

> Will complain about the price forever.

V Will review Beethoven's unfinished sonata.

^ Should go complain in the proper thread

> Tried to evaluate the sonata, but it never ended

v Will go to sleep, its getting late

~SE++

^lives in another time zone
>is looking at ways make doing wiki work easier and less techie
v prefers all that coding and such

^ Knows people who do coding for a living, but doesn't prefer it himself

> Tried to be a code monkey, but didn't have the attention span for it

v Will go post a guess in What Card Am I Thinking Of

~SE++

^ Jack does not actually want to win that game, so any post would be unfair to everyone else.

> Enjoys a good brisket.

V Will further discuss good barbecue.

^ Should share his brisket with squints

> Barbecue has been as bastardized to an extent as Italian food or Chinese food. Finding good, authentic barbecue is nearly impossible since people just think it's meat slathered in sauce. Good barbecue needs hours if not days slow cooking for perfection, not just sauce slathered on haphazardly.

v Will recommend their favorite non-chain restaurant

~SE++

^ makes me now crave my dad's BBQ chicken (served w/ fresh shucked corn on Cobb and mash potatoes)

< decides that no one else will ever hear of or visit my favorite non-chain restaurant, and instead recommends Pei Wei, which is freaking awesome and causes me to drive about 8 miles out of my way once a week to enjoy

V will comment on taco bell tacos

^ Seems to really love his food

> Taco Bell is crap food, period.

v Will tell us the strangest thing they have ever eaten

~SE++

^ I've eaten at Applebees.

> Recommends not eating at Applebees.

V Should eat at Hardees.

^doesn't like applebess

> fished making a map

v will make some comment that isn't related to anything above

^ The correct number is fifteen

> Will redo the math

v Will let me know if those comments were random enough

~SE++

^ Refrigerator.

> Did not think the comments were random enough.

V Corndog

^

>

V

^ Apparently can't find words

> Should go to sleep soon

v Will tell us a story

~SE++

^ A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...





> Not that creative right after a 10 hour work day in the middle of a thunderstorm.

V Will go watch the movie now.

^ Should know that I dont have time for the movie. But I would if I could.

> Will link another link a semi related youtube vid:



V Thoroughly enjoyed that video, even if they've seen it before.

^^ That was a crappy parody. I mean, they didn't even attempt to do something other than run around in the sand during the theme song.

>> Doesn't watch cops. Just the opener.

VV Has to give a three hour speech tomorrow and doesn't know about it.

^ Will give it for me instead.

> Doesnt feel super awesome, thanks to 'Mexican Monday'

V Prefers Italian food to Mexican food.

^^ **** straight. The only redeeming thing about mexican food, as far as my taste buds are concerned, is the almight substance known as sour cream.

>> Thinks chinese food is the best.

VV Will start using double arrows.