^Doesnt know I have no basement.

> Tries to ignore the ghastly banjo picking noises regardless

V Loves dueling banjos.

^ has a banjo on their knee
>is installing L4D2
V should play LD$2 with me

^ Is giddy.

> Can be convinced to do so at a later date.

V Is training for the annual Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest.

^ Is incorrect, I need no such training as I won't be binge eating due to acid reflux

> Now wants some food....

v Will recommend their favorite food

~SE++

^ Will eat deep fried-twinkie on a stick.

> Could not think of a favorite food.

V Is going to fly across the Atlantic in a one-man plane. Godspeed to you sir or madam!

^ Mentioned one man, but didnt say how many laaaaaadies I could bring.

> Is hungry as well. But likely couldnt risk the noise of the microwave.

V Will send me something to eat.

^ Here is a 1 pound bag of steaming hot churros. Enjoy.

> **** it should not have given away the churros.

V Found an alien in his shed after playing an awkward game of catch with a baseball.

^ Has been hitting the churros a little too hard apparently.

> Has no shed aliens

V Wants to watch Aliens again now.

^ Is wrong. My game is here.

> Is wondering why he is using the forums when his game is here.

V Is installing a dixie horn in their vehicle.

^ HOW DID YOU KNOW?

> Okay, I'm not actually.

v Will tell us what project they are working on.

~SE++

^ Has a vehicle with multiple personality disorder

< is working on "play all the ps3 games I've bought over the last 3 years but never got to because I was too devoted to DotP, Battlefield, and MMOs" because I have no internet for now

V will tell which game series is better: assassins creed, god of war, or drakes fortune

^

Assassin's Creed 2 = Gof of War 3 = Uncharted 2

Take your pick.


> Trying to kill 5 minutes before dinner.


V Will mention other good ways to kill time. Will also take this too literally.

^ Completely skipped the question above him.

> Best way to kill time is to slowly kill its entire family while it watches, then finish it off last.

V Had an awesome meal today.

^ Pork. *Belch* Always good.

> Is wondering what to have for dessert.

V Is being haunted by the ghost of William Shakespeare.

^ Should have ice cream, ice cream is always good.

> Has no such spirits haunting him.

v Will go find a new spirit to haunt them.

~SE++

^ Doesn't realize the true power of the spirits haunting him.

> Would prefer it if the ghost of Napoleon would leave him alone.

V Has been reliving the past 2 weeks over and over in a time loop they can't break out of. This is time number 15498

^ Should get a new ghost.

> Is sick of the food, having the same rotation of meals this many times is boring.

v Is drunk.

~SE++

^ Does not know Jack has never touched a drop in his life.

> Is on hour number 20 of a quest to stay awake for 2 more hours. It never ends!

V Should go post in the "What card am I thinking of?" game so we can actually start the next round.

^ Should go to bed five minutes before making his goal.

> Will check it out.

v Thinks that everyone in this thread needs to take a nap.

~SE++

^ May or may not be onto something.

> Really does only have 2 more hours left.

V Will remind Jack what happens in two hours.