This I grant you! Do you know what burning garbage smells like? Yes! Everyone does now. They also know what unburnt garbage smells like, because the way furnaces work you need to bring along "fresh" fuel in the car.

I wish that garbage smelled great!

Granted! Now garbage is so great-smelling that people refuse to get rid of it. Soon, houses are filled to the rafters with unhealthy (though pleasant scented) garbage.

I wish griffins were real.

This I grant you! I bend the very fabrics of space and time to rearrange things as you please. You wished that griffins were real and you may now read of them in books of history as well as mythology.

I wish for dragons to be real.

Your wish is granted! There are now about 3300 Komodo Dragons left in the world today.

I wish robot butlers existed, were affordable, and were completely loyal to their owners.

This I grant you! Every home in the nation has a capable robot butler! They're loyal to their owners, and cheap to rent, but their one and only owner is Mark Zuckerberg.

What if a tech billionaire staged a coup?

Your wish is granted! But the tech billionaire quickly grew bored and flipped the country for a profit by selling it to the highest bidder. Surprisingly, this is exactly what Luxembourg has been saving up for since the Rennaissance, and they swoop in and buy the country, or as it is now renamed, Nei Welt. Moien alleguer!

I wish that people got tax breaks or penalties depending on how kind they were to other people, with the bonuses getting bigger when the people you are kind to are outside of your own social group.