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Author:  soupcannon [ Sat Apr 15, 2017 10:31 pm ]
Post subject:  The Easter Bunny

The Easter Bunny |

Planeswalker - Bunny

Search your library for a permanent card and exile it.
Create 2 white 1/2 bunny token creatures. These bunnies have "Sacrifice this bunny to prevent 1 damage from being dealt to target player or planeswalker."
Put all permanents you control from exile into the battlefield.

The Easter Bunny can be a commander


Author:  soupcannon [ Sat Apr 15, 2017 10:34 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Easter Bunny

Sugar Shock |

Sorcery

Target creatures you control. Those creatures gain +1/+0, haste and trample until end of turn. Creatures targeted by Sugar Shock tap at the end of turn and do not untap on your next untap step.

Author:  sixty4half [ Sat Apr 15, 2017 11:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Easter Bunny

I don't play Azorius but I'd play that commander.


Was hoping for a Monty Python reference. I am Jack's growing disappointment.

Author:  elk [ Sat Apr 15, 2017 11:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Easter Bunny

sixty4half wrote:
I don't play Azorius but I'd play that commander.


Was hoping for a Monty Python reference. I am Jack's growing disappointment.



Image


elk

Author:  The Secret of TIMH [ Sun Apr 16, 2017 12:25 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Easter Bunny

Sugar shock is hilarious, but it should also grant deathtouch. Anyone who gets in the way is getting mowed down.

Author:  zzmorg82 [ Sun Apr 16, 2017 1:19 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Easter Bunny

The Easter Bunny is not a bad card tbh. Image

Author:  sixty4half [ Sun Apr 16, 2017 1:54 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Easter Bunny

Sugar shock is hilarious, but it should also grant deathtouch. Anyone who gets in the way is getting mowed down.


Trample matches the flavor more than deathtouch.


Now we just need a White Zombie Jesus card.

Author:  The Secret of TIMH [ Sun Apr 16, 2017 2:52 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Easter Bunny

sixty4half wrote:
Sugar shock is hilarious, but it should also grant deathtouch. Anyone who gets in the way is getting mowed down.


Trample matches the flavor more than deathtouch.


Now we just need a White Zombie Jesus card.


Deathtouch matches the exhaustive experience of corralling kids on a sugar rush. I said "also" cause you need Trample too for everyone involved to crash. Plus haste because flavor. 3 keyword mythic.

Lol, zombie Jesus has to go in Orzombies. Perfect timing.

Author:  Haven_pt [ Sun Apr 16, 2017 3:16 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Easter Bunny

Jesus, the messiah. :w::w::w::w:

Legendary Creature human carpenter god,

Defender
When Jesus enters the battlefield Embalm any target creature in your graveyard.
Jesus comes into play with a +1/+1 counter on it.
Tap another creature you control: put a +1/+1 counter on Jesus.
All other humans recieved +1/+1 for each +1/+1 counter on Jesus.
Embalm :b::b::b::w::w::w:
0/0

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

Author:  Giocher [ Sun Apr 16, 2017 3:55 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Easter Bunny

Haven_pt wrote:
Jesus, the messiah. :w::w::w::w:

Legendary Creature human carpenter god,

Defender
When Jesus enters the battlefield Embalm any target creature in your graveyard.
Jesus comes into play with a +1/+1 counter on it.
Tap another creature you control: put a +1/+1 counter on Jesus.
All other humans recieved +1/+1 for each +1/+1 counter on Jesus.
Embalm :b::b::b::w::w::w:
0/0

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

It should be embalm suspend 3.

Author:  Haven_pt [ Sun Apr 16, 2017 4:26 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Easter Bunny

Giocher wrote:
Haven_pt wrote:
Jesus, the messiah. :w::w::w::w:

Legendary Creature human carpenter god,

Defender
When Jesus enters the battlefield Embalm any target creature in your graveyard.
Jesus comes into play with a +1/+1 counter on it.
Tap another creature you control: put a +1/+1 counter on Jesus.
All other humans recieved +1/+1 for each +1/+1 counter on Jesus.
Embalm :b::b::b::w::w::w:
0/0

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

It should be embalm suspend 3.

Lol, that it should...
Should also have something like:

Sacrifice Jesus: Save the world.

Author:  NightHawk233 [ Sun Apr 16, 2017 4:55 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Easter Bunny

Judas, The Unfathful :b::w:

Deathtouch

:t: Sacrifice another creature you control: You gain 13 life

1/1

Author:  Veto111 [ Sun Apr 16, 2017 5:32 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Easter Bunny

Christ, the Prince of Peace
WW
Legendary Creature - Human God Carpenter
2/3
Lifelink
When Christ, the Prince of Peace dies, exile him for two turns. At the beginning of the upkeep on the third turn, return him to the battlefield transformed as Christ, the Risen Lord.

Christ, the Risen Lord
Legendary Creature - God
6/6
Indestructible, Flying, Lifelink
When Christ, the Risen Lord enters the battlefield, exile target demon.

Author:  Sjokwaave [ Sun Apr 16, 2017 5:46 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Easter Bunny

Judas, The Unfathful :b::w:

Deathtouch

:t: Sacrifice another creature you control: You gain 13 life

1/1


You've got to keep the fath brother.

Author:  zzmorg82 [ Sun Apr 16, 2017 12:12 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Easter Bunny

Judas, The Unfathful :b::w:

Deathtouch

:t: Sacrifice another creature you control: You gain 13 life

1/1


Dies to Twin Bolt.

Image

Author:  divinevert [ Sun Apr 16, 2017 12:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Easter Bunny

zzmorg82 wrote:
Judas, The Unfathful :b::w:

Deathtouch

:t: Sacrifice another creature you control: You gain 13 life

1/1


Dies to Twin Bolt.

Image


Would've made the bible much more interesting

Author:  Psychatog [ Mon Apr 17, 2017 7:33 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Easter Bunny

I think that any Jesus card should have Islandwalk and also grant you the ability to spend :u: for :r: costs.

Author:  thedevilwuster [ Mon Apr 17, 2017 8:45 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Easter Bunny

It might be time to pull out the old card maker again.
Edit: One for old time sake and this one specifically because I was jogging my mind the other day about our past collection of forum trolls.
Image

Author:  zzmorg82 [ Mon Apr 17, 2017 9:21 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Easter Bunny

It might be time to pull out the old card maker again.
Edit: One for old time sake and this one specifically because I was jogging my mind the other day about our past collection of forum trolls.
Image


The CMC should be .

Author:  thedevilwuster [ Mon Apr 17, 2017 9:39 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Easter Bunny

Meh.
The whole idea is that no matter what, he's not worth it.

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