No Goblins Allowed :: The Miracle at Stainless ( a short parody)

Dev 1: Hey! Look at this. Come here!

Stainless CEO: Yeah, what is it?

Dev 1: I think I found a way to reintroduce angel of tithes back into Duel's card pool!

Stainless CEO: Oh, really? Well, let's see. Hmmm...

Dev 1: Sir?

Stainless CEO: Johnson, you're a genius! How did you...

Dev 1: But there's a catch, sir.

Stainless CEO: Go on.

Dev 1: Well, angel of tithes' functionality has been restored, but evolving wilds has been compromised and it can now only fetch items from the McDonald's dollar menu. Also, all of the planeswalkers' mindsets are stuck on Kaladesh, and they won't stop revolting and crashing the vehicles into one another. Oh, and we've lost all functionality of the left-click feature on Steam.

Stainless CEO: Hmmm. Is that it?

Dev 1: That's it, sir.

Stainless CEO: Johnson, you're a genius. I never thought I'd see the day where the functionality of that card would be restored. You're promoted.

Dev 1: Wow, really!? I can't thank you enough, sir. I...I

Stainless CEO: Shhh. That's enough, Johnson. You've earned it. You've also been promoted to head chef since you're the only one in the building who's figured out how to use this darn microwave.

Dev 1: Sir, this is the best day of my life. I...I can't believe this. Thank you!

Stainless CEO: You're more than welcome. Now, once you've finished implementing that patch, come over here and help me tie my shoes. My laces got stuck in the escalator again, and they came undone.

Dev 1: Yes, sir!

Author:	Dmannn [ Fri Apr 14, 2017 1:17 pm ]
Post subject:	The Miracle at Stainless ( a short parody)
Dev 1: Hey! Look at this. Come here! Stainless CEO: Yeah, what is it? Dev 1: I think I found a way to reintroduce angel of tithes back into Duel's card pool! Stainless CEO: Oh, really? Well, let's see. Hmmm... Dev 1: Sir? Stainless CEO: Johnson, you're a genius! How did you... Dev 1: But there's a catch, sir. Stainless CEO: Go on. Dev 1: Well, angel of tithes' functionality has been restored, but evolving wilds has been compromised and it can now only fetch items from the McDonald's dollar menu. Also, all of the planeswalkers' mindsets are stuck on Kaladesh, and they won't stop revolting and crashing the vehicles into one another. Oh, and we've lost all functionality of the left-click feature on Steam. Stainless CEO: Hmmm. Is that it? Dev 1: That's it, sir. Stainless CEO: Johnson, you're a genius. I never thought I'd see the day where the functionality of that card would be restored. You're promoted. Dev 1: Wow, really!? I can't thank you enough, sir. I...I Stainless CEO: Shhh. That's enough, Johnson. You've earned it. You've also been promoted to head chef since you're the only one in the building who's figured out how to use this darn microwave. Dev 1: Sir, this is the best day of my life. I...I can't believe this. Thank you! Stainless CEO: You're more than welcome. Now, once you've finished implementing that patch, come over here and help me tie my shoes. My laces got stuck in the escalator again, and they came undone. Dev 1: Yes, sir!

Author:	Black Barney [ Fri Apr 14, 2017 1:42 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: The Miracle at Stainless ( a short parody)
gets up, walks out of club

Author:	BounceBurnBuff [ Fri Apr 14, 2017 2:01 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: The Miracle at Stainless ( a short parody)
Black Barney wrote: gets up, walks out of club We've been a terrific audience.

Author:	zzmorg82 [ Fri Apr 14, 2017 2:14 pm ]
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Black Barney wrote: gets up, walks out of club Spoiler

Author:	divinevert [ Fri Apr 14, 2017 2:32 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: The Miracle at Stainless ( a short parody)
Dmannn wrote: Dev 1: Hey! Look at this. Come here! Stainless CEO: Yeah, what is it? Dev 1: I think I found a way to reintroduce angel of tithes back into Duel's card pool! Stainless CEO: Oh, really? Well, let's see. Hmmm... Dev 1: Sir? Stainless CEO: Johnson, you're a genius! How did you... Dev 1: But there's a catch, sir. Stainless CEO: Go on. Dev 1: Well, angel of tithes' functionality has been restored, but evolving wilds has been compromised and it can now only fetch items from the McDonald's dollar menu. Also, all of the planeswalkers' mindsets are stuck on Kaladesh, and they won't stop revolting and crashing the vehicles into one another. Oh, and we've lost all functionality of the left-click feature on Steam. Stainless CEO: Hmmm. Is that it? Dev 1: That's it, sir. Stainless CEO: Johnson, you're a genius. I never thought I'd see the day where the functionality of that card would be restored. You're promoted. Dev 1: Wow, really!? I can't thank you enough, sir. I...I Stainless CEO: Shhh. That's enough, Johnson. You've earned it. You've also been promoted to head chef since you're the only one in the building who's figured out how to use this darn microwave. Dev 1: Sir, this is the best day of my life. I...I can't believe this. Thank you! Stainless CEO: You're more than welcome. Now, once you've finished implementing that patch, come over here and help me tie my shoes. My laces got stuck in the escalator again, and they came undone. Dev 1: Yes, sir!

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Author:	Black Barney [ Fri Apr 14, 2017 3:02 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: The Miracle at Stainless ( a short parody)
Wrong gif, stupid. That would have been the perfect time for Michael Scott to shut the door Christ are we ever a bunch of ****

Author:	Dmannn [ Fri Apr 14, 2017 4:28 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: The Miracle at Stainless ( a short parody)
Thank you. Thank you!

Author:	thedevilwuster [ Fri Apr 14, 2017 4:39 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: The Miracle at Stainless ( a short parody)
Black Barney wrote: Wrong gif, stupid. That would have been the perfect time for Michael Scott to shut the door Christ are we ever a bunch of **** I prefer to imagine the above was acted out as a one man scene by a Slavic dwarf who when finished, dances backward to jazz on a checkboard floor back to and through the red curtains.

Author:	thefiremind [ Mon Apr 17, 2017 4:11 am ]
Post subject:	Re: The Miracle at Stainless ( a short parody)
I think you missed an opportunity at the end. It should have been something like: Quote: Dev 1: Yes, sir! ...But there's a catch. Your shoes will be perfectly tied, but your jacket will be torn to pieces and your tie will try to strangle you. Stainless CEO: Johnson... you really are a genius! That's one less problem than the last time I tried to tie my shoes myself!

Author:	Dmannn [ Mon Apr 17, 2017 7:37 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: The Miracle at Stainless ( a short parody)
thefiremind wrote: I think you missed an opportunity at the end. It should have been something like: Quote: Dev 1: Yes, sir! ...But there's a catch. Your shoes will be perfectly tied, but your jacket will be torn to pieces and your tie will try to strangle you. Stainless CEO: Johnson... you really are a genius! That's one less problem than the last time I tried to tie my shoes myself! Aha! That might have been too much though. I do like the idea.

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