Patrick, you should go to the gun range while wearing that backpack and see if it affects your aim.

I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas and she said, "A robotic slave." So.. she got a bObi Pet.. a robotic vacuum cleaner.

I got a really nice Henderson wetsuit.

Good idea, then there is absolutely no chance that I hit other people

Lol.

Stormtroopers miss on purpose to keep high value targets alive

I love you guys.

That is all.

Aside from not getting a charger (Nintendo why you do this?), I got a 3DS and the games I wanted most:
- Smash
- Ocarina of Time
- Pokemon Y
- Super Pokemon Mystery Dungeon

^ I also got enough money to go to the store tomorrow and buy a couple more (after buying the charger), and a bejeweled carrying case (not really, it's just covered in glitter...).

Oh I see, that's why I'm still alive.

A deus ex machina will never appear in real life, so you best make other arrangements.

I thought this was cute the first time:

super mystery dungeon is great, you won't be disappointed.

I did my research, and the game at a minimum will meet the minimum bar needed to make me happy. However, you will have to excuse me if I beat Pokemon Y and Ocarina of Time first (who are we kidding? as soon as I get a charge I'll be playing Ocarina until I have a 100% save file).

The only game that I REALLY REALLY wanted that I didn't get was Majora's Mask, which I'll almost insta-buy tomorow. I couldn't put it on the list because I had an idea of what everyone's combined budget was going in and there was a decent chance I would have gotten it instead of ocarina.

You're making me want a 3ds... Lol. Now stop it. Money doesn't grow on trees!

Technically, it's pieces of trees so... it does kinda grow on trees in a way...

I got the Magic board game. Cracking it open later tonight after dinner.

Chandra is broken in that game. If you play against someone friendly like your wife, play Gideon and good luck. It's a big handicap.

If you have rules questions, pm me. I'll write you back right away.

That's a good gift you got, it's fun. The first expansion has Eldrazi !

Ocarina of Time
Majora's Mask
Link to the Past
Super Smash 3DS
Luigi's Mansion Dark Moon
Kirby Triple Deluxe
New Super Mario Bros 2
Super Mario 3D Land
Pokemon X + Y
Pokemon Omega Ruby + Alpha Sapphire
Super Pokemon Mystery Dungeon
Xenoblade Chronicles
Monster Hunter 4
Mario Kart 7
more mario, zelda, and fire emblem games I'm not currently interested in
Hatsune Miku
that crappy kingdom hearts game I'll probably buy and play eventually anyways and right tons of bad things about on the boards
stuff on virtual console

Don't buy Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance. It will be on a collection in HD sometime in the future. And KH: DDD is WAY better than Re:Coded in terms of gameplay

Don't worry. It's so far down on my list that the odds of me buying it before then are.... bad.

What kind of 3DS?