Are you going to start calling yourself Facehugger, now?

Barney wouldn't be the facehugger. Facehuggers stick things down people's throat. Barney prefers to be on the receiving end.

it's way less ghey to be the catcher than the pitcher in my opinion. This is a fun discussion i've had over drinks with some people

Remind me not to have drinks with you.

Why drink, when you can spend the time pitching, right? I heard Barney doesn't mind being a catcher.

That's a suspicious line of reasoning, but you have a trustworthy face, Shard, so I'll go along with your plan.

Yeah, it's funny how near every post Barney puts in the "Magic for Dummies Like Me" is full of incorrect information. And then there's me, who nearly always posts accurate information (I did post one incorrect answer a few weeks ago), yet people give more weight to Barney's assessments and comments while everyone largely ignores me.

It's literally impossible to care about the opinion of someone without an avatar.

man, i've said it before but this soup fella is one heck of a nice breath of fresh air


also, here's my Alien: Covenant review for anyone that cares;
http://fortressat.com/articles-five-second-reviews/5695-alien-covenant-barney-s-five-second-reviews

Did I actually just spend time reading through a review to get Barney's opinion of a movie? Apparantly so

It's a slippery slope the descent into madness

I did also along with the review of Boss Baby.
What scale are you rating on Barn?

5 stars? It's easier

People really gave me a hard time for going to see Boss Baby, lol

Ok 5. Cool.
Don't let them get you down. I belong to a couple of sites if you know what I mean and got a pristine "cam" I watched with the family a couple weeks ago. I really liked it. The animation was quite spectacular and not a type you see in most if no animated movies these days. I have a 9 year old boy and 11 year old girl so I've seen (and liked) quite a few mainstream animated movies in the past years.
I'll never forget watching Cars for the first time. I don't even think Norah was much over a year old. I don't think she paid more than 15 minutes attention to it in total. My wife and I were riveted to the point of tears in parts.
To a slightly different point is how I would copy every dvd I rented so we could watch them again. I have two spindles full of around 100 movies whom most have not seen the light of day in years. Bug's Life, Ants, Clifford, Inspector Gadget..............
Wonder if I'll ever get rid of them?
Nah. Lost too much stuff in the Great Storage Space Tragedy a couple of years ago. We don't have many memory type things left. Thank God I put all my S8mm home movies on dvd shortly after taken. The masters are gone but I have the dvds. One day we'll get around to watching the kids be born and such again.
Sorry... got to thinking about my awesome wife and kids and carried on a bit yet can't seem to wrangle the will power to edit.

It's literally impossible to care about the opinion of someone who only quotes me to tell me about how little my opinion means to him.

Vert did it better


Nah devil they don't get me down, it's the coolest group of guys (and two gals) you've ever seen. We all break each other's balls all the time. I gave them a really hard time years ago when they liked John Carter ("that's a movie for dumb people") so they like to really let me have it if I make a misstep in my cinematic taste It's all in good sport and spirited conversation

Haha now Sixty has to rethink his life