Can't wait for a sixty/vert smackdown.

Is it time?

....no Vert. No sir, I do not. I take it back and apologize. Wrestling is cool. I remember loving it when I was a young boy near the end of elementary school.

I honestly assumed it was just you watching it and wanted to make fun of that cuz you're an adult and stuff.

I picked up a new PS friend who plays DOTP a month or so ago.
wwemonkey
..... why?
Just... why?

i bet you'll beat that guy in 100% of your matchs together

I'm too casual to give a **** about what you say about me in regards to my game play and I don't think you know enough about me to really get personal in any other way. Or was that just WWE style hype talk?

When you become Barney, I'll care about your trash opinions.

what a perfectly sharp double headshot. well executed

Glad to know you'll never care. WTF would I want to be Barney for? He, like, hangs off your nuts for no good reason.

Dude, you're not that good. You play Duels, like a casual, yet you walk around like you're on the protour.

I don't think you need a good reason to hang off someone's balls. The experience alone is more than reason enough.


anyway, i think you're mixing up Vert with peepy

"Not that good" is a relative term. Am I great at Duels? Yes. Am I great at life? Of course. Do I play Magic professionally? God no, I'm a practicing attorney. Besides, the stink would kill me.

there are TWELVE guests checking out this thread the Duels sub-forum. What the heck

You hang off his peepy? Doesn't that cause some serious back-spray when he pisses?

I try to stand a sufficient distance away from the urinal and fire with an arch.

I were lurkin, can't account for the rest.

Go up to the store and see what I missed?
Anyway, this is worth taking a few minutes out of my busy schedule of drinking Schlafly's Hefeweizen, listening to some Tragically Hip and picking more blackberry.
Carry on. This is getting good.
Oh, vert. I love how you used the words attorney and stink in the same sentence.
Very subtle.

Edit: When it comes to shortening our names like vert, I was after being addressed as the but it didn't go that way.

I don't get these comments about Cornell having an amazing voice. Putting his voice in the same catagory as Mr Motha****ing Mercury is blasphemy. Grunge was the soundtrack of my youth so I have a soft spot for him, but seriously his voice wasn't all that.

New Dark Crystal series sounds awesome. Love that movie. Whenever my daughter gets whiney I give her the old "Chamberlain! Stop whimpering!" line.

They better **** do it justice
I'm fed up with all the movies based on great series, and series based on great movies being churned out lately. 90% of it being nothing more than polished turds that completely miss what made the originals so good to begin with.

So, now that my iPad has been dropped and doesn't work, how am I supposed to masturbate on the bus? Using my phone? The picture's too small! I'll be squinting furiously, trying to make out who's making out. That'd just look weird.

Related: I'm going to take a break from Magic Duels for the foreseeable future. At least until my wallet recovers from the impact.