Cucho was good enough to alert me to the fact that I've hit my 10,000th post here on NGA. An event to be commemorated and, more appropriately, to be mocked and roasted. My 10,000th post was actually me telling DJ how much I liked Captain Marvel only because I find Brie Larson so insanely hot. A perfect representative Barney post. I figured I'd make a fun thread here in the Duels section which was always my playground and how I ever miss those Planeswalker Duels games. I still play Magic 2014 every week as it was the only one where you can play a RANDOM deck in your collection. Love that stuff. Although I run into Burn&Dodge enough online that it takes a bit of the fun out of it as that is so far ahead of the rest.

I've been happy to have wasted so much time on this site with such great people for the last 5.5 years. I started here thanks to Hakeem who brought me over from the mothership (Wizard's forums, RIP). Hakeem left us with 7,350 posts to his name, most of which were far better than my average ones. I bet he would have hit 10k as well. I'm the 9th at NGA to do so and the only one we know in that list is probably mjack at almost 12k. So not a very elite list... until NOW.

Anyway, love you guys bigly and as much as I miss the old days where we all played the Duels games, I still hope that Magic returns to consoles one day and we all get drawn back into the fold together. Until then, let's keep talking about everything and nothing as we've done for so long together.

Have you considered getting your avatar tattoo'd on your forehead? Once you hit 10,000 we all know NGA will sponsor you big time

Love you buddy!

*smoooooooch*

You would think that, out of 10,000 posts, there would be at least one good one.

I MISS you

(How’s that?)

LOL
Soup arriving fashionably late to the party and Barney´s gets all moisted up.

Congrats Barney, send me an invite anytime, and we can play some Duels!

I only have one deck left I think

Thanks Ayjay!

I still haven't forgotten you, Barney. Despite concerted effort and intense psychological counseling, you remain in my heart.

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