pfffff, rank 31. More like GodofMediocrity

I don't play ranked unless I have to. I enjoy 2HG more.

No one believes you.

A smiley??? Whats with the oven mitts?

Usually, when you say something mean but end it with a smiley face, it's even more infuriating.


Like, "Barney, I'm not sure I've ever played anyone at anything who seemed more hapless than when I play you in Magic Duels. Watching your twitch back afterwards is like watching a baby try to stand up for the first time. I enjoy it. "

lol, nah the smiley makes it all lovey-dovey. I was thinking that was all super mean and then you put the smiley and I would have let you empty out in my hair or something


seriously tho, you must love watching my Twitch after our matches. You can feel the SUFFERING

Yeah, I have a good memory, so I can watch you be like "I'll play this Wanderer" and I'm just thinking "ooooh, this is where I counter that, this'll be good".

Plus it's funny when you stop to interact with twitch or something and completely miss something. "Wait, where is my Tamiyo? What the hell happened?" And you need your twitch people to tell you I burned it out or something.

Haven't we all emptied out in your hair at some point, Barney? I was getting to thinking it was like the way we made new members official.

i've had worse initiations, it's actually not that bad here.

Vert, yeah I am ALWAYS losing track on the game state when I start talking with the chat, it's hilarious.

also, this might be the first thread where we've successfully made each post off-topic after the first. love it