LOL soupcannon ftw


Zzmorg has met his match

"Her" match. zzmorg is a girl and I know this because her avatar is a young girl. Avatars don't lie, Barnuel.

Guess who's new to the forum...

Btw, my 7-month old son is also a soupcannon. A rather noisy one at that.

wtf is a soupcannon?? i thought that was one of those randomly generated avatars that Xbox does where they put two words together

In my son's case, I try to feed him soup and he turns it into projectiles that he fires at everything in the vicinity...
Bless him!

HAHA!!! I remember when my kids used to do that too.. THe good old days.

Due to Soupcannon it is now my headcannon that Zzmorg is female. If she says otherwise then it is part of a carefully constructed ruse.

Also, I have uncovered that DJ00000000045 is also female (although underage, Asian [probably North Korean], and possibly leader of a murder cult).

Black Barney is actually Richard Simmons, too, which is why he hasn't been seen in public for as long time. Barney, your family is worried about you! Stop playing Magic Duels and come let us know you're okay!

gimme a sec, i'm transititioning...

also, you put one too many 0's in DJ's name, STOOPID

You put one too few O's in stooopid, Richard.

I'm trying to decide if the funniest Richard Simmons appearances were on Letterman or Howard Stern. Both have me loll'ing but I don't know which is better. Radio is so great cuz your imagination fills in the rest .

Also did DJ ever give us a clear answer to how he wants to be called here? He prefers 45 over DJ, right?

Stop! Don't give people any say in how their own name is pronounced. It'll only set precedent!

Next thing you know, I'll be issuing decrees that my name must be pronounced in French. Soupecanon, le goût des fusils!

ack! le soupe-canon a encore vider dans ma face!

Translate this to English.

Je m'en fiche.

Est-ce maintenant le forum francophone pour Magie le Reunion? Si oui, j'ai une probleme, car ma telephone n'a pas des accents!

Sadly not, mon ami, sadly not. It's pretty explicitly not allowed on NGA. Plus, we wouldn't want to lose all of our on-site credibility by openly admitting to being French speakers. It would have been fun though.