[ELD-ICD] "Bear Suplex" (Outmuscle)

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AzureShade

Post subject: [ELD-ICD] "Bear Suplex" (Outmuscle)

Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2019 3:22 pm

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Sorcery
Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control, then it fights with another creature you don't control.
Adamant - If at least three green mana was spent to cast this spell, that creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn.

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Barinellos

Post subject: Re: [ELD-ICD] "Bear Suplex"

Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2019 4:32 pm

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They're really fully embracing the silliness of this now

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Huey Nomure

Post subject: Re: [ELD-ICD] "Bear Suplex"

Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2019 4:38 pm

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Barinellos wrote:

They're really fully embracing the silliness of this now

And I love it so freaking much

I think they realized it was time for some comedic relief here and there after the gloomy Bolas climax.

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Hello World

Post subject: Re: [ELD-ICD] "Bear Suplex"

Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2019 4:42 pm

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The real name is most likely not that silly btw

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Huey Nomure

Post subject: Re: [ELD-ICD] "Bear Suplex"

Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2019 4:45 pm

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A man can dream.

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CommanderJim

Post subject: Re: [ELD-ICD] "Bear Suplex"

Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2019 5:19 pm

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Yeah, I don't imagine the English name is literally "Bear Suplex" but regardless, the art will still be someone suplexing a bear. That's pretty silly.

We went from punching bears to punching dragons to bears punching dragons to suplexing bears. Where will this escalation of green fight spell silliness end? (Not that I mind.)

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EpicLevelCommoner

Post subject: Re: [ELD-ICD] "Bear Suplex"

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 8:12 am

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From the creative genius behind Bear Punch

Bear Suplex

Coming Fall 2019

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CommanderJim

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Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 10:42 am

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Actual card name is Outmuscle.

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AzureShade

Post subject: Re: [ELD-ICD] "Bear Suplex" (Outmuscle)

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 10:43 am

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So noted.

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Hawk

Post subject: Re: [ELD-ICD] "Bear Suplex"

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 1:24 pm

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CommanderJim wrote:

Well, according to that general outline, I guess our next step is to suplex a dragon? And then we need to have a bear suplex a dragon.

And then we need to find the next finishing move in the sequence and repeat ad naseum?

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neru

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Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 1:43 pm

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Goblin Piledriver

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Flopfoot

Post subject: Re: [ELD-ICD] "Bear Suplex" (Outmuscle)

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 9:45 pm

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Bear lying on a table while someone jumps off a huge A-frame ladder

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