V. Rest for the Wicked
The knocking at his door was getting louder. Trotter rolled over atop his unkempt bed. He pulled a pillow up over his head and wished desperately for the pounding to stop.
His head was killing him. The noise wasn’t helping things.
He pressed the pillow down over his ears. Maybe whoever it was would just go away.
“Mister Trotter?” came a frazzled sounding voice from outside.
He threw the pillow onto the floor.
“Go away!” he yelled back. “I’m not coming down, so just go away.”
His voice was hoarse. It hurt to speak. It hurt to do anything, really.
“But, Mister Trotter,” the voice said, “Carla said I have to bring you down. She told me to tell you, no more missed shows. She says, if you don’t perform, you’re in breach. She said to tell you that she’ll have you thrown out, that you’ll never work again – she’ll see to it, she says.”
“Just go away!” he said. It came out more as a scream than speech.
“You have to come out sometime,” the voice said. “Please come down. You’ll get both of us in trouble.”
Trotter didn’t feel like arguing anymore. He searched around blindly on the bed for something to throw. Eventually his paw brushed up against an empty whiskey bottle. That did nicely. It shattered against the closed door with a very satisfying crash.
It seemed to have made his point, too, because the knocking stopped.
He closed his eyes and tried for a minute or two to go back to sleep, but soon gave it up. Like it or not, he was awake, with all the related misery that entailed.
The headache really was bad this time. He felt as though his skull were trying to squeeze itself out through his eyes.
Well, he knew the cure for that.
Slowly, cautiously, he got to his feet. He was a little wobbly as he crossed the room to his dresser. Once he got there, he started pulling open drawers, tossing aside his clothes and makeup and anything else that got in his way as he fished around for an unopened bottle, which he couldn’t seem to find.
His head was killing him. He felt like crying.
Just the act of rifling through the drawers had left him feeling exhausted, so he sank down on his dressing stool.
Outside his window, the sun was either rising or setting – he wasn’t really sure. He’d lost track of time.
What day was it? He realized he had no idea.
Judging by the pile of empty bottles on the floor next to the dresser, he’d been shut in for days, plural.
He studied his reflection in the mirror. He almost didn’t recognize himself. His fur was a tangled, matted mess. His whiskers were bent and crooked. His eyes were bloodshot. His breath reeked.
Slowly, his gaze drifted down to rest on the newspaper clipping which he had wedged into the gap between the mirror and the frame. He read the headline again, for what must have been the hundredth time:
“’Red’ Jackie DeCoeur, outlaw turned rail magnate, dead.”
He skimmed the accompanying text, half reading it, half reciting it from memory. For such a long obituary, the actual facts were sparse. Born in Verkell. Age, unknown. Parents, unknown. Background, sketchy. Exploits, legendary. Death, sudden, but not wholly unexpected. No surviving family.
The article recounted robberies Jackie was known or alleged to have committed. It recounted the smashing of the iron cartel, and her usurpation of the rail franchises. It remarked on her unexpected entry into high society, followed by the explosive events of recent months, in which she was rumored to have played a part. It made thinly-veiled references to whispered rumors that there was something devilish about her, that she’d come back from the dead, or sold her soul, or possessed unholy powers.
It quoted a few prominent citizens calling her a hero. It quoted a few other prominent citizens calling her a devil. One old-money fox said he wouldn’t believe she was dead unless he saw the body himself – and drove a stake through the corpse’s heart.
Trotter knew that some of it was true, some of it was half-true, and some of it was as bogus as a three-bit coin.
She would have appreciated that, he thought.
The lithograph the editors had placed next to the article was an old one. Trotter was pretty sure it was actually from one of her early “WANTED” posters. He stared at her picture, felt it staring back at him. They got her smile right – wide, self-satisfied but genuine, with a kind of transgressive quality to it that he could never quite put into words.
But they got her eyes wrong. They always got her eyes wrong. In ink on paper, they looked soulless and dead.
In life, they had been beautiful. Fearsome, yes, and intense. But all the more beautiful for it.
He loved her eyes. Always had. From the moment he’d seen them, he’d never really had a chance.
Thinking about it, he realized that there were tears in his own eyes. He was crying.
He was sitting there, wiping away tears with the back of his arm and trying not to look at her picture anymore when there was another knock at the door.
“I told you to leave me alone!” he yelled between sobs. “What do you want from me?”
“Mister Trotter?” It was a different voice this time. Unfamiliar, officious. “I need to see you on a matter of official business.”
“Whatever you’re selling, I don’t want any,” Trotter said. “Just leave me alone.”
There was a moment of silence, then the sound of a throat being cleared. “Mister Trotter, I have legal obligations which require your attention and which cannot be dispensed with in any other way,” the new voice said. “You will forfeit a tremendous personal windfall if you do not open this door.”
“I don’t care. Leave a note downstairs.”
“My responsibilities require that I discuss these matters with you in person,” the voice said, sounding annoyed. “Face-to-face.”
“I don’t care.”
“Mister Trotter, I am required to speak with you. I will not be removed from this premises until I have done so.”
Trotter could hear a heavy shoe tapping impatiently on the floor outside. The sound grated on him.
Eventually, after a long moment of hesitation, Trotter got up and walked to the door.
As he put his hand on the knob, a part of him supposed that he ought to be more careful about opening his door for strangers. Especially after what had happened before.
But a larger part of him didn’t care. He turned the knob, and opened the door.
Standing outside, wearing a finely-tailored suit and a look of exasperation, was a rather dandy-looking red fox with pince-nez glasses on his face, a large briefcase in his hand, and white shoes on his feet.
“You wanted to see me?” Trotter said. “Here I am. What’s so damned important?”
“You are Mister Trotter, I presume?” the fox asked, sounding skeptical.
“Unfortunately I am. Now what do you want?”
The fox reached into his suit jacket and extracted a business card, which he handed to Trotter.
Trotter had to squint to read it, but he eventually deciphered that the card identified the fox standing in the hallway as one Karsten O. VanDoren, solicitor, from the firm of VanDoren, VanDoren, and Floogle, with a fancy Verkell address.
Trotter snorted a little bit as he handed the card back. “Which one are you?” he said.
“Beg your pardon?”
“VanDoren, VanDoren, and Floogle. Which one are you? VanDoren number one, or VanDoren number two?”
The fox adjusted his pince-nez.
“The VanDorens referenced in the name of the firm are my great-great-grandfather and great-grandfather, respectively.”
Trotter snorted again.
“So, what can I do for five generations of VanDorens?” he asked.
“Mister Trotter, my firm represents the estate of one Jacqueline DeCoeur, deceased,” VanDoren said.
Hearing that name made Trotter flinch.
"Jackie," he said, his voice quiet but firm.
The red fox looked confused. "I beg your pardon?"
"She wasn't Jacqueline," Trotter said. "She hated that name. That was the name the sisters gave her. She was just Jackie."
VanDoren shrugged. "Very well, then. My firm represents the estate of one Jackie DeCoeur, if you prefer."
Slowly, Trotter nodded. “That ought to keep at least three more generations of VanDorens in white shoes,” he said.
The red fox cleared his throat.
“Miss DeCoeur’s estate is substantial, yes,” he said. “It also contains a number of non-standard provisions, several of which concern you.”
“Nothing Jackie did was ever standard,” Trotter said.
“Yes, well, I am specifically instructed to give you three items,” the red fox said. He set his briefcase down on the floor and popped its latches open. Lifting up the top, he extracted an old handbag, which he held out for Trotter to take. “The first of which is this.”
When he saw the handbag, Trotter’s breath caught in his mouth. He stood still for several silent, dumbstruck moments, just looking at the object in the solicitor’s hands. The fabric had been worn by time and trail, but he could still recognize its pattern.
The red fox coughed a little. “If you would, please,” he said, nodding down at the bag. “It’s rather heavy, actually.”
Silently, Trotter took the bag from the other fox’s outstretched hands. He knew what was inside it without looking, but he opened the top anyway and peered down inside to see his own face reflected back up at him in the polished surface of a large gold brick.
Before he could start crying again, he snapped the bag shut and set it gingerly down on the floor next to him. He looked back up at the white-shoed fox, who appeared visibly relieved to be making some progress on his commission.
“The second item is this,” VanDoren said, and he handed Trotter a slim piece of thick paper.
Trotter took the object and looked at it. It was a round-trip railroad ticket to Verkell. First-class.
“What’s this for?” Trotter asked.
“In her estate, Miss DeCoeur established a—,” the fox paused a little as he cleared his throat, “—a substantial financial trust in your name. You are the sole beneficiary of said trust, with unlimited authority to draw upon it for income or to dispose of the principle in any other way you see fit. Its precise value will fluctuate with market rates, but I can tell you that it is considerable. You are a very wealthy man, Mister Trotter. Very wealthy.”
“But what do I need a train ticket for?”
“Before you can draw on the trust, there is certain preliminary paperwork which must be completed at our offices in Verkell. I am instructed to inform you that the train ticket is to facilitate your conveyance to our offices for this purpose. At your earliest convenience, of course.”
Trotter set the train ticket down atop his old handbag. “What’s the third item?” he asked.
VanDoren reached back into his briefcase and extracted what looked like another train ticket, which he also handed to Trotter.
A confused look crossed Trotter’s face as he studied the second ticket. This one was for some place called Fortune’s Folly. One-way, second-class.
“I don’t understand,” Trotter said.
“I have no additional instructions regarding that particular item,” the solicitor said, “save for what is contained in the note on the back.”
Trotter turned the ticket over. As he looked at its back, he nearly bit his tongue.
The note was short and to-the-point. “Talk to the station master,” it said. “Ask for Red.”
It was not signed, but it didn’t need to be. Trotter would recognize her handwriting anywhere.
Trotter must have been staring dumbly down at the note for some time, because eventually he heard the solicitor’s mirthless voice say his name. He gave his head a little shake and looked back up.
The solicitor was closing his briefcase. “That concludes this portion of our business,” he said to Trotter. “When you wish to execute your new financial arrangements, or should you have any other questions, it will be our pleasure to serve you at our offices in Verkell.” The solicitor handed Trotter back the business card which he had earlier returned. “Our address is on the card. Now, if you will excuse me, I have a train I must catch.”
The red fox bowed ever so slightly, then turned away and walked down the hall in the direction of the stairs.
For a few seconds, Trotter just watched him go. Then he called out: “She was a bandit, you know?”
The red fox turned around. “Excuse me?” he said.
“Your client, Jackie DeCoeur,” Trotter said. “She was a bandit, you know. Those things they wrote about her in the papers? Half of it’s complete snake spit, none more so than this idea that she straightened-out after she got rich, that she became respectable or something. She was a bandit, through-and-through. She was a thief, and a killer, and a bandit. She was the best. Always was.”
Halfway down the hall, the fox in the suit and white shoes just stared silently back at Trotter.
“Do you care?” Trotter asked. “Does it bother you that, every single scrap of gold in that ‘substantial’ estate, she got by stealing it from someone else? That VanDoren, VanDoren, and Floogle’s client was the greatest criminal in the history of the Waste? Do you even care one way or the other?”
From his distance away, it was hard to tell. But Trotter thought he might have seen the other fox smile.
“Mister Trotter,” the fifth-generation VanDoren said, “we’re solicitors. If we didn’t do business with criminals, we wouldn’t do any business.”
And, with that, the red fox turned around again, and a moment later he was gone.
Trotter couldn’t help but shake his head. That’s Jakkard for you, he thought. Some things change. Some things don’t.
Then he stepped back into his room, closed his door, and started to pack. He dug his old suitcase out from the bottom of his closet and dropped it at the foot of the bed. Then he went around the room like a whirlwind, grabbing just the things he would need for a few days on the rails, picking out bits of clothing which weren’t too wrinkled, or too soiled, or too soaked with liquor and shoving them into his case. He grabbed his toothbrush, his hairbrush, his scissors, and his little silver penknife, and he threw them in the bag on top of the clothes.
As he was making a final sweep around the room just to make sure that he hadn’t forgotten anything he couldn’t live without, his eyes came to rest on the obituary stuck up against the dressing mirror. So he pulled that down and threw it in the case, too, before he latched it shut.
He put one of the train tickets inside the handbag with the gold bar, and slipped the other one into his pocket.
Then, with his suitcase in one hand and the old handbag in the other, he flew out of his room and down the stairs to the gambling hall’s lobby. If he hurried, he would just have time to make it to the station.
He was dashing across the lobby at a trot when he saw Carla appear from behind the reception desk. She stalked towards him, arms crossed, murder in her eyes.
“You,” she said, pointing a bejeweled finger at him. “You have missed twelve straight shows.”
“I’m about to miss even more,” Trotter said. “I quit. I’m out of here. Thanks for the work, and it’s been fun, but I’m out.”
Carla blanched. “You can’t quit,” she said. “We have a contract. You owe me two more months, and that’s before we consider compensation for all the work you missed.”
She had moved to block his path, and he changed course to step to one side of her. Without breaking stride, Trotter stuffed the old handbag into her arms as he brushed past.
“I just bought out my contract,” he said.
Then he was out the door before she could react.
He regretted not waiting around to see the look on Carla’s face, but he had a train to catch.
***
Fortune’s Folly, it transpired, was a boomtown turned bust town that was as far out east as you could get on a railroad without having to lay the track yourself. The ride itself took several days, but they seemed to pass in a kind of strange blur, as Trotter’s mind and body readjusted simultaneously to the absence of whiskey and the presence of feeling.
His second-class ticket entitled him to a sleeping berth, but he mainly spent the trip seated in the dining car, drinking cup after cup of chicory and staring out the window as the long, undifferentiated Waste rolled by outside. The train was virtually empty – aside from the few, tired-looking crew members, the only other souls on board appeared to be a trio of wiry-looking vash, who he took to be salvagers based on overheard bits of conversation, and a scruffy-looking fox pup who didn’t utter so much as a word during the whole trip. The pup had patchy, reddish-brown fur and a straw hat, which she kept pulled down low over her face. She stayed on the other side of the dining car from the other passengers. Occasionally Trotter would catch her staring in his direction, but she always looked away whenever he looked at her.
There was very little to do during the trip. There was a battered, old player piano at one end of the dining car, but there was only one roll to go with it as far as Trotter could tell, and it was “Red Jackie.”
That seemed like an omen. Trotter just wasn’t sure whether it was a good one or a bad one. So he hid the roll beneath some seat cushions.
Instead, he mostly kept himself occupied by looking out the window at the hypnotic bareness of the landscape and trying – and failing – not to think too hard about what might await him at the trip’s end.
More than once, the thought crossed his mind that this might be an elaborate trap, that he might be walking into danger, or even going to his death. But, in the end, he decided that didn’t really matter much. If it was a trap, then she was dead. If not, then it meant there was hope.
Either way, he reckoned, he would be seeing her soon.
So, when the train finally pulled to a stop at the Fortune’s Folly station, Trotter had prepared himself for either a warm or a hostile welcome. But there was no welcome to speak of at all. The distracted-looking noggle conductor simply shooed his meagre bunch of passengers off the train and onto the otherwise empty platform. Then, just as soon as the final bits of luggage had been accounted for, the nog hopped back on board and gave a loud whistle up towards the locomotive, which sprung back to life and carried the train back off west, presumably towards greener pastures.
Trotter took a second to look around at Fortune’s Folly. It didn’t take him long. What remained of the town appeared to be clustered entirely on the few blocks around the train station. There was a saloon, a general store, a post office, a jail, and, well, that was it, really. Beyond that tiny, living core, blocks upon blocks of derelict, boarded-up buildings stretched off in either direction.
The dining car attendant had told Trotter that, years ago, a big luxite strike had been reported in the nearby hills. The railroad spur had been built in a hurry, and prospectors had rushed in, building the new town of Fortune almost overnight.
Except the luxite ran out. The initial strike was smaller than expected, and subsequent efforts to dig up more had produced only dirt and disappointment. Fortune became Fortune’s Folly, and the town had been abandoned almost as quickly as it had been settled.
It gave the place a strange, eerie atmosphere, and it left Trotter feeling on-edge.
He picked up his suitcase and walked over to the little ticket booth where a uniformed noggle sat, leaning back in his chair and chewing on what looked and smelled like bitterroot seeds. The noggle looked up as the white fox approached; if the nog was expecting someone, Trotter noted, then he was doing a good job of not giving anything away.
“Are you the station master?” Trotter asked.
“Sure am!” the noggle said. “What can I do for you on a fine day like today?”
Trotter wiped sweat from his brow and reflected to himself that he would not describe as “fine” any day that was so infernally hot. But he kept that thought to himself.
Instead, he said: “I was told to ask for Red.”
The noggle’s face didn’t change. Nor did his tone of voice when he said: “Can I see your ticket, please?”
Trotter fished around in his pocket for the slightly-crumpled ticket, which he smoothed-out on the wooden counter before handing it to the nog.
The station master examined the ticket’s front, whistling to himself a little as he did. Then he flipped the ticket over and read the handwritten note on the back. Then he folded the ticket in half and slipped it into the pocket of his uniform.
Then he reached beneath the counter and came back with a red wooden chip, which he handed to Trotter.
“If you just step right out back of here,” he said, nodded over his shoulder at the steps leading down from the platform to the street below, “you’ll see a big-looking rattler with a cart. Just give that chip to him, and he’ll take care of you.”
The noggle leaned back in his chair and went back to chewing seeds.
“Thanks,” Trotter said. He walked down the stairs and turned in the direction which the noggle had indicated.
A little ways down the dusty, packed-dirt road, he saw a couple of acridians roped-up to an old wooden cart. The biggest rattler Trotter had seen in his life was sitting in the driver’s seat. The snake wore a broad-brimmed hat and had two pistols dangling from his belt.
Trotter walked over to the snake and held out the little red chip, which the rattler took.
“Climb in the back,” the snake said, which Trotter did. Turning around, the snake held out a water skin to the white fox, which Trotter took.
“You’ll want that,” the rattler said. “We’ve got some way yet to go, and it’s a real scorcher today.”
“Thanks,” Trotter said.
He was taking a long, greedy drink from the water skin when, to his surprise, the scruffy-looking fox pup from the train also climbed up into the back of the cart. The little pup also handed a red chip to the rattler, who also handed a water skin back to her.
Then the rattler snapped the reins and gave a little call to the acridians, and the cart started off down the road and out of Fortune’s Folly.
It didn’t take long at all for the trio to pass out of the derelict town and into the dry, scrubby Waste beyond. There were no roads or trails that Trotter could see, but the rattler seemed to know where he was going, and Trotter decided it was wiser not to bother the big, gun-toting snake. So he just sat quietly in the back of the cart and waited to arrive at wherever it was he was going to.
After an hour or so had passed in silence, the fox pup, who had been keeping her head down the whole time, finally looked up at Trotter.
“Are you running away, too?” she asked.
“I guess I don’t know,” he said back. “Maybe I am.”
For whatever reason, that answer seemed to satisfy the pup, because she simply gave Trotter what seemed like an unusually knowing nod for someone so young. The pup had already drunk her water skin dry. So Trotter held his out to her, which she took with a thankful smile. And the two of them passed the remainder of the trip in companionable silence.
The low, orange sun was just beginning to set fire to the western horizon when, after hours of passing through featureless terrain, the cart started to approach what looked like a wire fence. As Trotter looked east and squinted, he could see what looked like a stand of fruit trees coming into view in the distance, and the sandy ground had turned grassy beneath the wheels of the cart. On the wind, he thought he heard the sound of baloths growling. There was another sound, too, which it took him a second to recognize – it sounded like the laughter of children.
All around him now the ground seemed to slope slightly upward towards a low, grassy bluff a few hundred yards away. Atop the bluff, Trotter could see buildings – stables, it looked like, and a smithy, or a workshop of some kind. And a big, sprawling ranch house, with a long, wooden porch and a red tile roof.
As the snake turned the cart onto a little dirt path which led up the hill towards the house, they passed by a sign posted next to the gate in the wire fence:
“Red’s. All friends welcome. All others will be shot.”
As though he could read their minds, the snake turned around to look at his passengers and said, “Don’t worry, you’re friends.”
The cart drew up closer to the ranch, and that was when Trotter started to see all the children. They seemed to range from about eight or nine at the youngest to about thirteen or fourteen at the oldest, and they seemed to be everywhere. Boys and girls. Foxes, humans, centaurs, minotaurs, viashino, rattlers, and nogs. They chased each other around, they lay on the grass, they climbed up the branches of the stubby fruit trees. One little group was gathered around a centaur girl of twelve or so who was twirling a lasso while the others watched with fascination. Over on another little hillock, a human boy and girl were carrying big buckets of water to fill the troughs in a baloth paddock.
And, just up in front of him, he saw an acridian pen. He saw a handful of children milling about and watching as a woman helped a fox pup up into the saddle and showed her how to hold the reins. He saw the woman put a steadying hand on the pup while saying something to the gathered crowd.
Then he saw the woman turn to look in his direction. He saw her knee-length black serape, her black gambler’s hat, her short black hair, her gold-toothed smile.
He saw her red eyes. Her beautiful red eyes.
He didn’t wait for the cart to stop. He leapt over the side, stumbled, fell, got back up, and ran towards her, even as she started to run towards him.
He was crying before he even got to her.
When he did, he leapt up into her arms, and she swung him around, pulled him in tight against her. Her hat tumbled off the back of her head, and for a long moment she just held on to him, held him close to her, his muzzle tucked in at the base of her neck, his feet dangling just a few inches above the ground.
He took a deep breath, inhaled her scent. She smelled like he remembered.
Eventually, she put him down, and he just looked up at her face, with her mischievous smile and eyes the color of fresh blood.
It took him a moment to speak. When he did, his voice cracked a little as it formed the words.
“I thought you were dead,” he said.
“You can’t believe everything you read in the papers,” she said. Then she laughed, and it was the most wonderful sound he could ever remember hearing.
“You have no idea how much you owe me, for what you put me through,” he said. But he smiled as he said it. “You are going to have to get creative to make it up to me.”
“Trotter, I am so sorry,” she said. “I am so sorry for everything that happened to you, for everything that happened because of me.” She put her hands on his shoulders. “If I could take it all back, I would. If I could take it all on myself, I would.” He saw tears in her eyes as well. “I never meant to cause you pain.”
He shook his head. “I don’t care about any of that, Jackie. Not anymore.” He wiped his eyes. “You’re alive. I’ll take that. No questions, no reservations.”
A little human boy ran past them off to one side, and a minotaur girl brandishing a wooden pistol chased after him. Trotter waved a hand in their direction.
“What is this place?” he said.
“If I was dead, I would say heaven,” Jackie said. “Which is a place I never expected to see. But here I am. Here we are.”
“Where are we really?”
“A little spot so far beyond the back of the beyond that it’s barely on the map. Prospectors gave this place up for dead years ago, said the land was bad.” She chuckled a little. “Well, the land is bad if all you care about is trying to dig easy money out of it. But, turns out that, with enough clever machinery and just the right amount of magic, you can find water.” She swept her arm across the green surroundings. “And, once you’ve got the water, all it takes is time and a healthy helping of ill-gotten gains, and you can end up with this.”
“It’s beautiful,” Trotter said.
“It’s a nice place to run away and hide,” Jackie said.
“I never thought I’d hear you say that.”
Jackie shrugged. “Me neither,” she said. “But then I always assumed that I would catch a bullet sooner rather than later. Like you pointed out to me before, you don’t see many old bandits. And that didn’t bother me too much, because I just figured I’d rather be a dead bandit than a live anything else. But, it turns out, you look death in the face enough times, you start to reconsider that sort of thinking. And after death spit me out one last time, I finally got it through my thick skull that maybe that’s because I’ve got something I’m supposed to be living for.”
He thought he saw a look of sadness flicker across her face. But it was only there for a moment before it was gone.
“The Red-Eyed Woman wouldn’t have run away,” Jackie said. “She’d have died in her saddle, with her guns in her hands. But she’s a ghost. She’s a campfire tale.” Jackie shrugged. “So I let her die. It’s better for everyone that way. Red Jackie gets to live on in songs and legends, and real Jackie gets to live out her days without half of Verkell trying to cancel her retirement with a bullet.”
“And the kids?” Trotter asked. “Who are they? Where do they all come from?”
Jackie grinned at him. “They’re us, Trotter. Orphans, urchins, runaways. Kids who’ve been knocked around, kids who’ve been tossed away. You and me, we both know what that’s like. Well, even from beyond the grave, I’ve still got plenty of friends in low places. So they find those kids before they can get into too much trouble, and they send them to me.”
“One train ticket. Ask for Red,” Trotter said.
“Ask for Red,” Jackie said.
She looked happy, he thought. Happier than if she’d robbed every bank in Verkell.
She took his hand and they walked over towards the acridian pen, where the fox pup whom Jackie had helped up into the saddle was now leading the big insect around the dirt track in slow, loping circles.
“This way, when they’re ready to get into real trouble, they’ll know how to do it right,” Jackie said.
“Red Jackie’s finishing school for the next generation of outlaw masterminds,” Trotter said. He laughed. “That ought to shake things up a little bit.”
Jackie DeCoeur’s red eyes were practically glowing. "I teach them to ride, to rope, to shoot," she said. She smiled, and Trotter could see both of her gold teeth.
"You going to teach them to rob banks, too?" he asked.
"I don't know," Jackie said. "I think they're a little young for that. When they get older, we'll see where their interests lie."
'Well, if that's what they want to learn, I can't think of anyone better to learn from," Trotter said.
He had expected that to draw a smile, but instead Jackie's face turned serious. Her head dropped down, and she seemed to stare at her boots for a minute. When she looked back up at him, he thought that she looked nervous.
"Yeah, well, that's true enough," she said. "But there are some things they can't really learn from me."
"Like what?"
"Like how to read and write, for starters," she said, shuffling her feet a little awkwardly as she did. "And how to dance. Which didn't seem very important to me when I was their age, but it turns out that it can save your life." She smiled weakly at him. "I'm not the right person to be giving those sorts of lessons."
As she spoke, her cheeks reddened, until they nearly matched the color of her eyes.
Trotter tried to stifle a laugh and failed. "Jackie DeCoeur, I do believe you're blushing!" he said.
"Am not!"
"Are too. I never thought I'd live to see the day."
"Me neither, I guess," she said. "But here I am, and here you are, and we're both still alive and kicking." She took a step closer to him, and took his hands in hers. "So, what do you say? Maybe the third time really is the charm?"
He smiled back at her. "Only one way to find out," he said.
The red-eyed woman bent down a little bit and kissed the white fox on the top of his head.
“I love you,” she said.
“I love you, too,” he said.
And she held him in her arms as the sun sank below the horizon behind them, turning the big Jakkard sky the color of her eyes.