Polishes the brand new banner neatly, then crosses his arms and nods approvingly
WELCOME TO THE HERO'S CLUB
Please make yourself at home, and enjoy the multiples services the Club offers!
Our services include, among others that I might have forgotten, and others that do not exist at the moment:
Spoiler
- Endless supply of Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters, as well as large quantities of Skittles.
- Free Cocktails by our Supreme Cocktailcrafter and former owner of the club (until I treacherously took over in his absence) The Great Lord.
- Vegetable Zombie Delicatessen by Gorre, or was it a massaging service? I can't tell.
- Torture Chamber.
- Honorable mention: The awesome cooking skills of the Mighty Chef Lone Tracker.
The Hero's Club also enjoys the presence of multiple creatures, each of a very different nature, such as Washer & Dryer, Rotsea, the local legged skull and Undead Pigeons.
While you drink your favorite beverage, you might as well visit the many special places in the Club, which I will list here:
Spoiler
- Washer & Dryer's indestructible (yet colorful) corner, where The Great Lord's laundry service is located.
- The Moogle Barracks, where 999 moogles dwell.
- The Paintball Arena, where mighty battles have been fought.
- The Dragon Roost, home of the many Shivan Dragons that populate the Club.
- Arilias' Armory, where you can buy anything from a Stick to a Plasma Beam. Payment in cookies is not accepted anymore.
- The Stables, where...um, well, ask TGL about this one.
(And the list goes on!)
- There is also a Gateway to the Mysterious Turkey Dimension.
- Don't forget the Dance Floor, with its brightly shiny Disco Ball!
- The Conveyor Belt to Pepsi Factory (rerouted to the Moggle Barraks).
- A poor defenseless village that is constantly attacked by all sorts of bizarre things
- Back room with a decoration cannon and barrels filled with monkeys.
Enjoy!
(In the unusual times when The Great Lord or his cardboard cutout equivalent aren't operating, please ask our Evil Kitten of Orms-by-Gore if you need anything)
Now that this poll is officially over, it's time to congratulate Aaarrrgh for designing Hill, which has been decided by popular vote to be the Card of the Month for October 2013!
Joined: Jun 21, 2014 Posts: 8338 Location: Singapore
Chance the Vagabond tosses his nice hat on a conveniently located rack before clomping into the room. Gawping like a tourist at all the strange things cluttering the bar, he reluctantly accepts from the bartender a glass of something that doesn't seem very likely to be alcohol. Then he sees the lady in the corner, and his look of relief at spotting a familiar face is palpable.
Psst. Aren't you that bounty hunter I've seen around the war room before? Am I glad to see you! Mind if I take a seat?
A black saurian creature pops up from behind the counter, stretching silvery wings as though just getting up from a very long nap. Each movement is accompanied by the soft tinkling of tiny bells concealed in the flowing red and silver robes. Already large eyes widen in surprise at the customers, and the quills quiver with glee.
Customers! Huzzah!
Without missing a beat TGL jumps up, fails to perform a graceful spin, and grabs numerous bottles which contain some kind of liquid sloshing around, and pours them into a tall glass. The resulting mixture is a bubbly, bright pink, and highly flammable. To top it off, he adds a tiny umbrella and a slice of antelope.
Enjoy! It hast been a while since we hath mixed anything, but it hast been at least a year since we accidentally poisoned someone! TGL grins reassuringly.
Glancing at US, TGL slides a beer down the bar, quickly followed by a TGL arms outstretched for hugging.
_________________
Live loud, burn proud! Random hum
The Great Lord's Laundry Service! Found in an unknown corner of the Hero's Club. Free drycleaning and laundry, only $1.95!
Now that this poll is officially over, it's time to congratulate Aaarrrgh for designing Hill, which has been decided by popular vote to be the Card of the Month for October 2013!
... No, no of course not! That was an intentional poisoning, completely different! But on the plus side, we saved the undead pigeons from being exorcised. These door-to-door fanatics art such a pain! But if thee will excuse us.
TGL sends CvA a grin, and disappears into the backroom. The sounds of splashing and faint gurgling can be heard, before it suddenly turns quiet. A few moments later TGL re-emerges with a glass of red bubbling liquid, still fresh and steaming.
Say, hath thee two met? CvA, a well known veteran, and one of many who hast fought on both sides of the war, and this fine chap is Aaarrrgh, a fresh Blue Captain.
_________________
Live loud, burn proud! Random hum
The Great Lord's Laundry Service! Found in an unknown corner of the Hero's Club. Free drycleaning and laundry, only $1.95!
Takes the beer, and watches TGL's outstreched arms waiting for a hug. Points to his beer and gives him a "sorry" look. Takes a gulp of the beer and sees CvA, grins, showing his yellow teeth
Of course Chance! We hath been working this bar for many a year and our beverage making is world class! Tiggil whistles (badly) as he attempts to make the same concoction again. Within moments his fabled skill manages to produce a something blue and light which produces a faint hissing sound - again garnished with a slice of antelope. He gives it to Chance proudly, oblivious to the fact it is completely different.
We art sure there art no strange side effects though! By some definitions of strange ... would thee like something for thy companion there too? And we like those poka-dots thou hast done with thy skin there, it is rather fetching.
_________________
Live loud, burn proud! Random hum
The Great Lord's Laundry Service! Found in an unknown corner of the Hero's Club. Free drycleaning and laundry, only $1.95!
CvAs lips touch his glass, warm liquid seeping between dried cracked lips. His eyes glance at Pacone's melancholy state lost in memories long ago. A smile trailed slowly across his face as he too remembered Pacone as a young lad fresh to the battlefield many eons ago.
As the frothy blood disappeared from glass CvAS prepared to leave the establishment when a voice hissed from the crowd of bar goers.
"We meet again."
A tremor streaked down his spine at his recognition of the voice. Head turning his eyes caught a dark figure. Urzasucks...
You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot post attachments in this forum
Login
Register
Card Search
NGAWiki
Search
