Welcome to Mafia Kart: Double Dash
Star cup ended in utter disaster. Four karts made it to the finish – two teetering on broken axles, one more driving on rims and tatters of rubber. DK's reinforced barrel was found offstage, sliced clean in half, while Shy Guy's corpse turned up in pieces, soul sapped clean from the coil of his mortal flesh. Toadsworth won't confirm it, but one of the Lakitu camera(men?) allegedly captured footage of Dry Bones plummeting into – and burning up in – the caldera.
Clearly, the hunt is on. Given, however, that the Mushroom Kingdom's budget is split equally between inane games and failing to prevents its monarch's kidnapping, only you, the strangely inarticulate and linguistically underdeveloped denizens of Peach's eternal autocracy can save your competitors friends.
May you find your worth in the racing world....
Rules
I'm lazy, so most of the rules are Jay's:
Spoiler
More importantly, Moria Kart: Double Smash consists of two components, murder and racing.
Murder
The murder aspect entails the normal functions of any mafia game. In Day phase, town lynches people; at Night, the mafia harvests whomever they will. Your various amazing abilities might accentuate (or ameliorate) these basic outcomes.
Racing
This is the somewhat less standard part. In true Double Dash fashion, almost every player starts with a partner. Stick close, as your destines are linked, though alignments do not not pertain to partnership assignments.
At the start of each Day phase, every living player will receive an item. The strength of the items of received will vary statistically based on that player's position. During Lap 1 of each Day phase (i.e. before the first official vote count), one member of each team may use an if item if one is in their possesion. The second member of each team may use their item only during Lap 2 (i.e. after the first official vote count). The items (publicly) available are as follows:
Banana: Hold to defend, throw, or leave behind.
Shell: Hold to defend, fire forward, or fire backward.
Fake Item Box: Randomly hits a player on the next lap.
Power Star: Immune to attacks until end of lap. Speed up. Hit those you pass.
Mushroom: Go fast. Evade some attacks.
Lightning: All enemies are slowed. Chance to crush players you pass.
Spiny Shell: Chance to hit each player ahead of you. Guaranteed to hit (and ruin the day of) the team in first.
Hitting a kart with an item will slow that kart down and allow others to pass them. Many abilities in this game are based on players' racing position, so choose your targets carefully – and try not to screw up.
Racers
1. Daisy, Parade Kart (Duskyblue)
2. Mario, Turbo Birdo (KoD)
3. Luigi, Green Flame (Zinger)
4. Waluigi, Gehrman, The First Racer, Waluigi Racer (Tevish Szat)
5. Diddy Kong, Barrel Train (Aaarrrgh) (Day 1)
6. 6. Yoshi, Parade Kart (JD) (Night 1, Murder)
7. Birdo, Turbo Birdo (DaRkStAr) (Night 2, Murder)
8. Paratroopa, Lady Maria of the Astral Kart[/color], Para Wing (Faerie)
9. King Boo, Boo Pipes (Silverfish) (Night 2, theoretically killed)
10. Koopa Troopa, Koopa Dasher (Legacy of Smiles)
11. Normal Bowser The Good Drifter, Stroller (Captan_Lunch)
Starting Teams
By some unholy whisper of the moons, your karts have been fused together as abominations.
Daisy and Diddy Kong, Parade Train
Luigi and Yoshi, Green Kart
Waluigi and Paratroopa, Waluigi Wing
Birdo and Koopa Troopa, Koopa Birdo
Mario and King Boo, Turbo Pipes
Baby Bowser, Stroller
More Kart: Trouble Crash Standings
1. Parade Train Rubble
2. Turbo Pipes Wreckage
