First try to uninstall your life. Once that fails try digesting the modem

You see a modem is actually how you connect to god

Once you disconnect from God you have managed to escape the matrix

The rules are a social construct and we live in a society

Dying in a game is a decision you don't have to accept

Uninstall your modem

Okay you enter the room and you realize it isn't a mafia game it's an interactive MMO

There's a torch on the corner of the wall and a blob of goo that will instantly kill you.

Money is now a false god

Ragnarokio realizes their butt is a false biological concept
On reality it's actually a chair because what is a chair other than say

A place for a contact between chemicals

King of Dominara is now bankrupt because of recent vanity. Water is an overvalued concept

boo

get off the stage

*throws tomato*

Ok

no don't go i love you ;-;

Encore!

Is this your new D&D game? Because if I'm really bankrupt, then I want to know what my options are given my immediate surroundings.

Oh I have a character I want to play in a DnD campaign!

his backstory is that he technically inherited a royal title from a rich uncle, becoming a prince of a small country, but his family lived on the other side of the continent so he didn't care too much about the title until he was forced to escape due to starting a feud with an unscrupulous noble while he was training. He's still kinda pissed off about his family forcing him to run away fearing for his life, but at least they paid him the journey and he is enjoying it. So I was thinking he maybe starts the adventure while on the journey, fantasticating about the riches of that faraway kingdom and imagining how the population might look like.

I'd prefer that PK make my character and I figure out all the stuff from small details he tells me as I stumble along to figure it all out. Preferably before I die.

I'm still waiting on my question PK. I'll mesg you via discord if I have to.

Yeah we can play DND

I was actually extremely drunk when I made this thread (I drink usually about every six months and have a low tolerance for alcohol)

Did you wanna play on the forum or Skype etc

I think Skype would be way more fun but terrible to actually plan

I also can totally design your character for you no problem

Also hi dusky

@Hello World: I gotchu

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I have like all the 5e books up to Xanathars guide to everything, I'm behind on some of the newest releases. I will probably just run some random **** setting I made up myself.

I saw someone on discord mention ravincas new book, I am semi open to that

Also I'm not playing with more than like 5ish people, that's too much of a logistical nightmare. I'm assuming Rag/KoD want to play for sure. Everything else is prob open to like scheduling if people want to Skype / text or not, days etc, if they're ok or if they want me to run **** i don't have etc

Also I already have decided your character KoD, I just need to write down the stuff

Also my current work schedule is 40 hrs a week 1:30 to 10 PM, so we probably are either playing nights like 10:40~ to 2 roughly once a week or on my days off at a more sane time.

Or text. But that's not as fun imo

If text is the only way it'll work that's fine. Or maybe even some combination of the two.

Current setting I have envisioned is a mildly dystopian ridiculous fantasy setting (basically generic DND)

Less focus on combat more exploring towns and checking out areas

Opening class ofc is warlock.

I've also decided your character really likes to chew gum and has a phobia of squirrels.

Also you are so poor you have been selling bodily fluids to phlegmancers just to stay alive.

idk how to play DnD but any sort of roleplaying i am game for

idk if i will talk using a voice communication device but it is possible and at the very least i am willing to listen to people talk while typing in a REAL TIME MIXED VOICE/TEXT COMMUNICATION SESSION