I meant the 2nd lap too. Just dont shoot me

By backfire do you mean as in everyone behind him will try to attack him and get in first?

Ah, thank you!

As in, at least in communities where I tend to play you are reasonably likely to get flat out refused / scumread / wagoned for making a play like this. That's what I meant by backfire.

Do you really think I'd wait 15 hours to decide whether or not I'm shooting? You were shot 14 hours 59 minutes ago. (These times are by no means accurate but you get the gist)

You're right behind us. Wouldn't you automatically be targeting our magnificent train?

CL, I won't shoot you.

Depends on what I'm shooting.

Are you shooting with live bullets?

Lap 1 Subsequent Action

The Turbo Pipes takes a perfect corner, jockeying with the Green Kart for third. But Mario doesn't consider Yoshi's weight, and the dinosaur rams him away.

Boo takes the wheel. A green, middle-aged plumber is no match for a thousand years of experience. Nor is the Green Kart itself prepared for the sudden boomerang that sends it spinning.

Events
Turbo Pipes drives really well.
Turbo pipes is rammed.
Green Kart is hit by a boomerang.
Green Kart is passed by: Turbo Pipes
Turbo Pipes passes: Green Kart

Standings
1. Stroller
2. Parade Train
3. Turbo Pipes
4. Green Kart
5. Koopa Birdo
6. Waluigi Wing


Official Vote Count

None. Perhaps I should mod-kill all of you.

If I was Dusky would be correct in her statement. This isn't Wanted mafia. No curving bullets here. But there are shells of two varieties, lightning bolts, and eggs to be chucking around. And boomerangs apparently.

Apparently I enjoy driving. But where did the boomerang come from anyway?

We're almost there. Soon the scum team will be outed in all its glory.

Also I yelled for my Boo to take the wheel. Take that you green, backstabbing dino.

1. Rubbing, son, is racing.
2. I can't back stab you when you started it. You knew what you were signing up for.

I've still got my eye on Aaarrrgh promising more content immediately on the heels of being called out (BTW, we're waiting), but I'm starting to realize that Zinger is on one meme post at this time.

What are you thinking, mister Green, and why shouldn't I vote you?

Feeling Good About: KoD, Silver, Fairy
Feeling Sus About: Aaarrrgh, Zinger

You're one to talk about meme posts. Maybe I haven't posted because I haven't read past page 2 yet. Keep in mind Tevish, the game hadn't progressed past page 2 until today. Also, get the **** out of my bathtub, you walking meme.

@KoD:
Vote: KoD, just to prove I'm the number 1 Mario Bro and my votes are stronger than yours are, bro.

At long last, I get to see the myth of Zinger play. One of these days I'm going to get around to breaking down your game designs... one of them...

Okay, but side projects aside, I dislike you voting for my partner. I'd tell you to read more, but that just feels hypocritical as I'm not the best at actually reading through anything at all. So what do I do about that then, as I do need my partner to drive around a bit. Aha!

I shall apply flavour logic. If I, the mightiest king of all scary things and sworn enemy of this land, can put aside my differences for the good of all, you two brothers can get along for the same duration of time. There. Now you have to be nice. I said so.

You miscalculated. I'm not scared of you, Boo. I have a vacuum cleaner. You should be scared of me.

Oh no, that plan sucks.

Get it? Sucks? Cause vacuums... oh never mind. It's an overused joke.

But in all seriousness, Zinger, now that you've had an hour ish to ponder, does anything stick out to you?

Yeah. I agree with Tevish. Aaarrgh reads sus.

Which, you know, I hate to say out loud because agreeing with Waluigi sucks. But what can ya do?