KoD is a bomber confirmed.

...This really is a lost cause, isn't it? What on earth did KoD to to y'all?

He talked racing smack. Said he was going to knock everybody off the stage. He brought this on himself. But also you too. Sorry about your luck.

But... I just got here. You can't want to murder me already.

Wait. Yes you can. You know what type of crap I've pulled before. Shoot.

Well, that's a start.



So we're looking at the traditional KoD open? I may have a certain enmity for a more certain green-clad hero, but honestly D1's gonna D1.

Also, no, I don't have to post the comics, I just think it's fun.

I never knew Waluigi had so many teeth!

Silver, I do feel bad for you! But I don't want to actually kill KoD (yet). Where's the fun in that?

Everywhere, apparently.

Hey, I spy a Tevish! I like Tevishes. Now has anyone seen where the turtle went, because I also like turtles and want them to be my friend.

Run, the turtle is right behind you.

The turtle is in the lead no?

It is. Which means we need to shoot more turtles at it, to create a turtle smash-up.

I'm in last place as usual lol.

HERE WE GO!

I'MA LUIGI, NUMBERA ONE!

HERE WE GOOOOOO!



C'mon Yoshi! We're only two spots behind my stupid brother. We can catch him! Let's show him that we're more than just his disposable green side-kicks! He's the only one we need to worry about in this race!



I think I'm forgetting something... One? Eh, it's probably nothing. *Drives laps past Waluigi without even noticing him*

Oh there's a second page! I was wondering why still nobody had spoken.

I'm going to politely ask you all to refrain from shooting turtles at turtles.

But...but...but my turtle is lonely and wants to be with other turtles.

Leave my turtle alone!

Sorry but I'm antisocial!

It's a good thing I don't respect other people's personal boundaries then.

There's the turtle! And the Zinger man himself. Now life is complete.

...wait, I'm a ghost. Life was already complete. Correction, now my unlife is complete.

This will be quite the game to solve. There are a lot of moving parts (pun intended).