I assume that my name was on every side.

...

Hi KoD. You are now in the presence of the master.

I'm just going to use a six sided dice and go down the player list skipping myself. These boards don't have dice rollers do they?

They do, nice.

And a glorious master you certainly are. It's why I chose you over Nyphe.

I do get some things right.

Like how you are scum this game.

I appreciate JD's chain of accountability. Some players would do well to emulate him.


I'm actually leader of the jester cult.

So, alas, this is not one of those times.

That appears to be KoD, so I'm willing to offer my services as your cop buddy (I'm qualified for both the good and bad positions).

Though, unlike my erstwhile student, I hope only to prove the innocence of my peers.

No, actually. I legitimately rolled you using a d6 and subtracting my name from the list (astute observers might note this left KoD as an option—I hadn't thought about what would happen if I rolled him, but I'm sure it would have been fun).

Now, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't pleased your name came up, but it was legitimately rolled using real dice.

I'm skipping myself so everybody would be off by one since I'm at the top of the list. But since that makes three Dusky and Dusky is incapable of being scum, then KoD is a fine alternative. A good cop seems counter productive, so shall we bad cop/worse cop?

Sound logic, Sir. Can I be your intern and fetch coffee?

Sounds good to me.

RNG-mandated OMGUS is factually sublime.


Alright, listen up you rat-eared scoundrel. Either you tell me everything you know about the scum in this game, and you do it now, or I let my buddy here have a crack at your skull.*

*But non-lethally, so as to not potentially inconvenience town if you're innocent.

On another note, in order to help clear up the inevitable mess of "did (s)he"/"would (s)he" meta assumptions come Day 2, I made this helpful table to guide us through the game.

Skystone's Helpful Guide to Identifying Scum (excluding self-reflective behavior)

Victim / Theoretical Killer(s)
JD / Cowards only
Zinger2099 / ?
KoD / KoD (clever plan), Duskyblue (via backstabbing), Monster (savagely)
Duskyblue / KoD, Aaarrrgh*
Monster / Skystone, Duskyblue
Aaaarrrgh / Doesn't get killed Night 1 (i.e. mod error)
Skystone / Monster, Zinger
Random Lurker / Skystone, Rag**
Amber*** / KoD

*If perhaps not intentionally.
**Not in this game.
***Irrespective of her participation in this game.

I am actually quite certain that I will die N1. I will explain why D2.

I'm bored already. Y'all are boring. Let's make something fun happen.

Vote: Skystone

It's random voting stage time, and I can't pick a better random target than someone who I am still holding a grudge against from the last game.

Should we lynch you? Would that be exciting?

@Monster: You call that a grudge? Someone, hold my beer.


@Skystone:

Ah, my former master. You were my guiding light back then just so you know. Sadly, I fell back then. Not to Nyphe, thanks to you. Paranoia and years of torture at PK's hands did much to make me wary of other people and their "innocence".

This is why you're a suitable scumspect. By virtue of how masterful your logic and reasoning is, you will default to appearing innocent to the rest of us. A drastic difference that is embodied by how Monster played. Let's be honest, aside from Arrgh who will likely lurk into oblivion should he be scum, everyone else is going to be active barring rl intervention. Only the most pristine of us will be suspect as no one is here is pure (except that Cinnamon Bun that Dusky is but that's neither here nor there).

Also, wrt to that guide,

I resent being savagely killed.

The Amber point is on point though.

Matter of fact, I have a picture for that. HOld on

My equally random vote:
Vote: M0nster

Vote: Arrgh

@Zinger:

Don't worry, I'm committed to Skystone. Arrgh deserves a vote though for killing Dusky.

In my defence, I had no intention of killing Dusky. If anything, Dusky was killed by her own ability, not mine. That being said, I am sorry for my part of it.

I don't believe you were sorry you killed Dusky in the slightest. I read the mafia chat for that game. I believe you said in it "Dusky's death was unexpected but welcome" or something to that effect.

In any event, accident or not, why would Mafia be sorry for killing town? That's just silly and bonkers.