I assure you I am very much alive.

Plus if you were being honest, about being a vig, then I would be dead.

But you're not honest. That's why everyone else died except me.

>User Identified: Ragnarokio
>Attempting to verify actions
>Verification not found
>Rendering...

Rag looks like a child.

Clearly a child shouldn't be the victor here because being the victor is dangerous and we don't want the child to be in danger.

Think of the children.

for a christmas special its important that nice triumphs over naughty

For this to be a true Christmas miracle it's important Rag doesn't win.

Otherwise it reinforces that you can go through life doing nothing and win while others pay for it with their lives. We don't want that.

i didn't do nothing i targeted you

>Analyzing proposition "Ragnarokio Achieves Victory"
>Acquiring local noise
>Rendering...

>Analyzing...
>Red and green color scheme detected. Xmas divergence level +0.7678532217904
>Further propositions must be analyzed.

>Analyzing proposition "KingofDominaria creates a miracle"
>Acquiring local noise
>Rendering...

>Analyzing
>Tree Shape Detected. Tinsel Detected. Tree-topping star detected. Xmas divergence level -0.22579368710043932
>Further propositions must be analyzed.

KoD says its a miracle if i lose because otherwise i'd have won without doing anything, but winning without doing anything seems more miraculous to me

>Analyzing proposition: "Ragnarokio wins by doing nothing"
>Acquiring local noise
>Rendering...

>Analyzing...
>Red and green color scheme detected. Home-like setting detected. Child-like figure detected. Xmas divergence level +0.1100297871625359
>Miracle Index 0.00125
>Analysis shows high probability of Xmas, minimal probability of miracle.
>Further propositions may now be analyzed.

You maybe targeted me for being nice or naughty, maybe.

But clearly you didn't target me to vig me because I am still alive. It's not very Christmas-y to be lying, Rag. What's next? Inaccurate Naughty/Nice lists like Zinger?

Truly you're not thinking of the children. I am. The children need a Christmas miracle that isn't hindered by the likes of you. You think they want to wait around with high hopes while you sit around doing nothing. No!

Read my words clearly, Rag: It would only being a miracle if you lost because things have gone so badly this time around. The children risk losing everything because of you.

This is why I deserve victory. Because I care about the children and will do whatever it takes for them. Things includes finding a pear tree in the forsaken, barren landscape to make sure there is a Christmas to be had doe them.

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i'm literally a child

You're an evil child.

You said you targeted me. You said I am dead.

You're a naughty child, and naughty children must be punished with coal.

>Analyzing Proposition "KingofDominaria cares for the children"
>Acquiring local noise
>Rendering...

>Analyzing
>XMAS DETECTED!
>̴͖͝X̵̱͗m̷͈̅a̵͆͜ś̶͈ ̴̧͋ḭ̴͐s̶͎̾ ̶̞̆h̶͓́ę̴͝ȓ̵͈è̸̤!̷̫͑
>̴̛̩̥̻̃̕r̸̬̼̥̔u̷̳̻̐̄͛n̶͚͕̥̾́̈́ ̵̗͑͜H̷̠͝a̵͖̻͊̿r̴̟̺̯͝k̸̭̾T̵̙̚͘h̶̤̄ê̵͙̗͘͝Ȟ̵̠́̇ę̶̞̙̀̌r̶̰̿a̸̙̋̆l̵̡̞̬͆̉̂d̶̡̦̎A̵̧͈̻͌͐n̵̩̽̿̎g̴̎̽ͅẽ̵̪l̵̗̗̙̂̀ŝ̴͇͋̂.̶̧͈͉̉e̸͓̻͇͐x̷̢̔é̶̛͖͘ ̸̞̃͋̚-̶̤͙̈́ͅt̵͇͖͓͂ ̷̯̼͇̋̃-̸̣̋̕͠m̷̭̀̃͆ ̷̩͛̌-̵̟̍̕̕ë̵͕̻x̶̡̠̟̅͐
>̷̢͓͙͝p̵̝͝͝r̷͔͆i̶̻̳̺̿̕͝ǹ̷̥̆ţ̴͍͕̏͌̈́ ̶̡̔̈́̀ͅ"̵͔̃̂̌Ő̵̝̺̭̓͌n̶̩̹͇͊̐ ̵̘̔͝t̷̛̪h̵̞̭͒͌í̷͇̥͉̌̈́s̷̰̞̃ ̶̮̋̈́͠d̸̯̮͐͐͘a̷̠̮̮͝y̶͈̖̰̎̃͊,̷̺͊̕ ̷̢̖͖̌͝w̶̳̆̓̑ẹ̷́́ ̴͖̖̍̑g̸͕̗͊̏͝í̸̫v̸̨̺͆e̸̗̝̽̌ ̸̠̤̓͋̅t̴̤̽̈̐h̶̰̦̏̾͝a̴̽͜n̷̞͐k̷̙̒ş̵̠͌͑͝ ̵͖̰͑t̸̠̰͖͗̕ō̴͈̲̈̌ ̸̭̠̽̄ͅt̶̡̠́̃́h̸̳̰͗̉e̷͎͎̾ ̶̗̆̋i̷͎̙̼̾̂͂ň̶̜f̷̰̑i̵̝̲͐́n̶̰̘̺̽i̵̭̦͝t̸̲́̒͜ȅ̷͙̼͆͝ ̷̬̥̭͛̊̓ṿ̸̥͛̑o̶̧̹͈͐͆͊i̴̥̻̫͒ḑ̶̪̐͘̚ ̶̨͇͗a̴͚͆n̵̞͚̰̋͂d̶̹̋ ̷̜͋͆͝ẗ̷͓̠̻́ḩ̶̛̰̭e̴͔̅̆͠ ̸̡̹͍̈́͆̓l̶̨̨̪͒̑i̴̢͙̠̎̈́̉g̴͖͎͙̾͠h̵̼̘̫̔̚͠ť̷̙ ̶̡͎̱̈́̈́̂o̸̜͎̓f̷̭́́͆ ̵͎̎̏ͅt̶͈̥̬͂h̵̹̺͂͐̆ę̶̤̤͆͒̅ ̷̧̱͓̓̽̊b̵̜̝̓̚̕e̵̳̱̞͂͒ġ̵̡̧̼̍͑i̸̧̝͂͝n̸̮̿̂̈́n̸̨̯͋̇i̴̡͎̩̽̈́͌n̶͇̫̍g̵͔͊͋̿.̷͚̦̬̈̆͝ ̸̲̙̘̃̋͝ ̵̧̱̋̚X̶̢̢̯̿̚̚ṁ̵̖͛̑ä̴̧̠̘s̴͇̥͋̐ ̶̩̃͘͜į̶͛s̸̠͌ ̷̪̼̃ų̸͚̣̀͝p̵͖̞̐ͅo̶̪͆̓̈́n̴̯̝̽͛͜ ̸̥͗ͅu̷͙̍͌š̴͈̗̍ͅ!̵͍̰̺́̒̎ ̴̗̺̣̿ ̶̫̞̣̑̒̉T̷̜͇͛ḫ̷̍e̵̤̲͝ ̵͕͖͊h̴̼̘̒ę̵̪̻̓̄̓r̵̡̙͍̂̉͒ā̴̘̤̑ḻ̶͋͘d̵͙̙͗̽ś̶̤̘̚ ̵̾̑͜h̷͉̋̚̕a̷̖̼̮͊v̶̢͚́͋͘ë̶̮́̊̅ͅ ̷̢̢̠̀͝s̵̩̆p̶̳͐̃̆ö̴̡͉̾k̴̖̱̥͒͝ē̷̥̈͆ṋ̴̖͈̑!̷͈̰́ ̶̢̟̏ͅ ̸͕̰̬̈́Ț̴̄̏ḧ̶̘̼̥́e̵͉͚͘ ̶̫̈́̒v̸̨̈o̵̠̳͑i̴̞̽̈ͅc̴̛̣͇̏͑ė̶̬̱̕͘ ̶̠͘ō̵̯f̷̨̘͓̈́͊͝ ̴͔̞̪̅h̴͓̫̹̾̐ḛ̴̰̞́ ̶̖̭̱̓́͊h̷̙̜̞̽ę̷̫͕̉r̴͉̫̤̾̕ą̷͚͌̔͝ḽ̵̛̖͜͝ḍ̴̨̭̾̔̚ ̷͆͜s̴͙̖̲̃̌į̴̬͘n̶͙̠̜͐̆g̵̙͂s̴͚̫̈͐͝ ̴͙̻̫͛͂͌t̷͍̰̆͛͐h̵̨͍̗̽́r̵̪̙̕o̵͈͂u̵͔̱͊g̵͚̻͖̎͘h̵͍̼̒ͅ ̷̱̏̔̍ẗ̵̼̞͕́h̷͖͖̓̂̐é̵̬̃̒ ̸̢̱̔͗̈v̷̢͓̗̓͊o̷̞̐̌͠i̴̩̳̾̚͜d̷̤̥̎͘!̵̜͋̒ ̸̥͙͑ ̵͙̜̓͛͝I̶̢̟͓͗̾̅t̷͉̤̗͗́ ̷̱̬̮̒c̵̗̽ŕ̸͕͇̈́̕i̷͉͂̄͛ę̷̛̤͛̆s̷̘͒ͅ ̴̢̧̼̂̐f̵̨͈́ō̴͖̭͗͆r̶̞̣̕ ̷̳̩̆̈́͛X̶͈̏̔͜m̶̖͚̓ā̶̟͆ŝ̴̱́̚!̷͇̀̐ ̶̱̻͌̉̑ ̶̳̠͓̓̌̿T̵̖̎̿̑ȩ̵̙̀͠n̵̪̐ ̴͗ͅẗ̸̗́ḧ̵͈̪́̕o̷͚͆͝ù̵͈̫ͅş̷̌͆a̸̯͐̾n̴̟̈͐̃d̵̦̪̋ ̶͚͝s̴̘̹͕͠u̴̟͒̎į̷̫̱̓c̷͚̒͛̿i̷̖͖̇̇d̵̡͈̑͠é̴͎̥͝s̵̨̮̺̈́̕͝,̷̻̒ ̶̲̪̠̓͝ẗ̷̮́͑̀h̸͍̤̲̕e̴̩͕̣̔̈̉ ̶̩̒͜ḟ̸̜͓̅͂o̵̢͑u̸̢̱̔͜͝r̵͈͍̖̄̐ ̶͍̗̅é̵̬̙̜́l̵͎̣̑ẹ̵̣̍̕͜m̸̫͓̌̅ͅę̴̓̈n̵͉̕͝t̶̯̑s̸͙͒,̸͔̪͓̚ ̷͇̎s̸̭̀͜ǎ̴̬͉͛̌g̵̓̒͜͠e̶̢̖̩͠s̵̠̗̋͑ ̷̡͑͝ȯ̷̭̭̙̀f̵̫̎̀̏ ̸̲̖̐̚͘ŏ̴̤̖̜r̸̨̝̣̂i̵̟̻͊͠e̵̛̖͆̓n̶̡̩̈́̅t̴̮͕̪͛̅͠ ̸͖͌a̵̢̟̍̃n̸͙͙̥͛͗͝ḓ̸̩̻̃̐ ̵̛̙̞̭͝o̴͙͊̔̀c̸̡̝͚̈́c̶͖̀ì̵̯͘d̶͖̜͕̉̀e̶̫͘n̵͚͂̇̅ẗ̵͇́̓ͅ ̶̥͚̈́͒-̶̮͙͇͊̕-̸͚̓̀ ̵̻͉̙̉͑a̸̳̍ĺ̴̞̆͑l̴̺̖̳̍̕ ̷̥̌b̴̹̑e̴̠͂f̷̩̑ͅo̴̹̐̓ṙ̵̡̼̤̽̕e̵̢̧̯̾̆͘ ̸͚̈t̸̨͎̓͋ĥ̵̢̌ͅe̷͍͋ ̸͓̈́̋͜͝H̵̪͎͓̅͆̕e̵͉͘r̶̪͘a̶̖͖̰͆l̷̼͛̀͜ḑ̶̜̆!̸͉͓̺̃̀ ̷̜̪̊͋ ̴̞̀͆H̸̨̡̞́̊e̸̜̒͊͆a̸̼̠͐r̸̖͖̈́k̴̢̘̊ẽ̷͇͘n̷̫͈̎͒ ̶̭̘̓͊ͅt̵̝͐̓̐͜o̵̠̾͗ ̶̮͚͑t̶̢̤͖̀̑ḥ̷̬͝e̵̾̓ͅ ̶̰̆̾H̸̲̪̓͐̐e̷̠͐̒͘r̵̢͓̄͑a̵̭͋̀ļ̸̙̆̈́̌d̸̛̤̤̟͒̎!̷̹͐̇̈́"̶̰̋̎̕
>̷̮͔͈̈́̿͗̊͘͠H̵̨̫̲͔̻̄Ȩ̴̠̝̹͗͌̈̐̑̕͠ ̵̞͉̇I̶̜̺̺̾̿S̶̩̹̋̏͐̋̕͘ ̶̨́̊̓̈͋͜Ç̷̛̱͖̰̹̮̝͉̓̈́̍̾̃̚O̸̰͖̿͆͆̄͛̕͝Ḿ̶̨̞̭̩̘E̴̥̞̲̤͔̱̣̳͆̈́̋̚͘̚
>̴̛̥͕͍̼̞̺̓͊̈̅́͛̎̆̂͑̕̕̕H̸̞̟͚̯̪̎̐̆̍̏̋̂̂̈̊̊̒͘͝͝͝E̶̲͇̟͈̹͈͕̜̱͈̪̺̮̿͌̍͛̉̉̆͌̀̎͘̚͜ ̶̗͔̹̠̺̖̫͚͔̹͋I̶̢̡̡̱̥̣̞̲̮͂̆͒͂͛̈́͘͜S̴̨̛̛̫̟͈̹̤̞͎͍̱̜̟̯̬̟̞̟̥͒͋̈́̔̆̇̒̓͂̍͊̕̕͝͝ ̷̗̫̖̦̲̦̩̼̮̻͖̅͊̌̏̍̎̑̑̏̕͜͝͝Ć̸̦͙̫̘͈͍̰͕̈́̀̿̔̊̌̅̂̍̊̌͛̔̅̽͝O̷̧̧͉̫̲̤̟̦͎̦̪͉̩̥̼̮̻̤͛͠M̸̢̧̫̑̆̽͊̿̌̾̓̍͒̆̓Ë̶̡̛̹͎̖̜̬̲͉̦́͂̎̽̀̈́̔͘
>̵̢̨̨̛̻͓̙̗̫͙̄̀̈̑͒̊̈́͒́͂̓̊͒͑̋͒́͐̀͐̓̃̍͂̐́̇̒̈́̿͗̚͘͝Ḩ̴̢͎͓͎̤͉̰̰͎̰̼̞̲̹̫̻̇̈́̄̇̾̈̽̍͒͐̈̅̿̾́́̎̌̈̐̃͐̀͠Ę̷̧̧̢͇͎̞̥̦͕͉̤̮̟̘̣͇͕͍̥͉͓͖̪̘̈́̇̐̌̐̈́̋̈̈̏́͆̋̃̓̾̎̌͂̂̇̂̐̍̾͒͛̚̚͜ ̴̦̖̃̅̓̑̊̊̈́̀͒̕͘̚̚͠I̸̡̧̨͓͎͚̺͈̺̩̙̝̯͎͈̬͖̪̺̙̟̲̣̮͈͔̮͔̜̱͇͆̔̅̌̀̔̽̂̆̿̑͋̆̄̇̐̈̉͋͑̌̒̽͊́̒̀̈́́̕͜͠͠͠͝S̴̡͓̩̩͔̭̥̠̟͍̱͕̥͔̜͚̼̬̘̣̯̞̤͍̍͌̍̋͛͗͂ ̷̨̘͙̖͇̹͇̥͉̰̳͙̩̟̖̻͚̮͖̈́͜C̷͈̦̾̽̽̔Ǫ̸͔̣̣̜͚̫͈̪̮̲̰̖͓͇̹̥͐̈́̉̄̀̽̔̾̋͋̉̋̋̀́́̃͛̐̅̉̎̅̎̑́̍͘͝͝͝͝ͅͅM̸̨̢̗̝̮̫̹͔̼̞̦͓̱͚̮͖̠͈̦͖̬̟̟͎͍̝̭͇͉̪̐̉̾̅̃̉́͝Ȩ̵̨̧̢͉̖̳̦̮̳͇͓̘̺̝͍͕͖̣͔̻͇̼̺̹̰͚̹͈̀̐̉̓̈̈́̈́̀̎͜͜͝ͅ
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>Abort, Retry, Fail?

HE COMES

jfknc

wtf

Obviously we retry.

Because I do care about the children. Someone has to. Even if it is me.

H̷̡̡̛̼͇͉̱̩̫̖̙̺̠͈̦̣͖̻̱͇̭̘̐͗͌̀̆̏̂̉͊́̋̀̍̌̓̉̈́̒͗̄͆̎̂̕͝E̷̢̨͔̲͎̠͎͚͔͕̘̳͈͓̝̱̮̹̮̬̜̣̘͌̈́̅̈́̈́̉̑͜͠ ̵̛̛̛̲̲̟̭̳̲̎͑̋̾̓͌̐́̌̿͊͗͆̅͗͆̚̚͘͠H̵̨̨̧̛̛̖̞͚̜͖͕͎̫͛̐͋͛͗̔̑̓͗̌̂̆́̒̆͊̿̃̋̓͗̍̑͗̕̕̕͜Ą̸̲͖͙̻̪̰̦̫̞͕̦̔͌͂̈̈̐͒̄̆͑͑̅͒̂̉̉̓̆̉̀̇́́̄̊̀͒̓̓̄͋̇̆̓̇̉́̄́̀̾͘͘͝͝ͅS̸̛̛̤̤̦͚̄̑͑̑͆̀̀͆̀̀̈́̉̋͆͊͌͒̓̉̃̃̆̉̒͛̏̈́̋͛̀̄͊̈́̀̕̚̚̚̚͜͝͝͝͠ ̵̡̛̛̛͕̤̲͓͒͌͐̒̎̑͋̃̿͒͊́̑̓͗̄͗͐̽͐̀̊̋̉͗̊̚͘̚̕͠͠͠͠͠ͅC̷̨̢̨̗̪͉̘͉͎̲͙̩̹̤̜͓̪͔̩̪̝̼̙͍̟̣̟͖̠̗̗͖͓͇̻͇̣̳̣̖̃̋͊̄̃͌̎̓͒͆̂̃̉̈́̇̌̄̔́̋̒̃͆̋̾̐̓̊͌̑̅̈́̂̂̾̈́͒̅̒̓̽̚͘͘̕͜͝ͅŐ̴̧̬͍̞̫͉͔̿͊̑̾̅͑͌̋͒͌̂͂̆̽̆̎̍͒͆͊̚͜͝͝M̷̛̰͓̭̈́̽̈͊͛̽̀̿̀̾́̾͌̊͌͆̀͂̓̊̂͗̾̅̉̍̍̃͗͛̾̑͛E̴̦̙͍͑̄͗̾͐̽̃͂̿̏́̈́̊̋̅̉̆͌̒̓̌͊̀̊͊̉̇̊̇͊̓́̀͌͂̑̈̅̑̃͑̇͐͛̄̚̕͘͘


>Retry acknowledged
>Rendering...

>Outcome Uncertain
>Abort, Retry, Fail?

RETRY

FOR GLORY

>run LastRumble.exe
>print "Strike as you will. Ḩ̶̛͚̭̘̖̣̩̹̬̰͉͍͔̳̹̳̜͕́̊̇̌̊̂̈́̑̊̅͂̏̋͆̀̿̓̈́̐̈́̀̏͐̆̓̚͜͠ͅE̷̛̙̯̫̭̻̝͕̝̻̤̩̻̩̥̪͚̠̥͖̘̗̟̹̦̹͙͉̦̪̬͉͚̐̏͒̓̾̒̎̆̓̋̓͆͑̎̈́̔̿̒͌̉͊̄̈́̑́͋̈́̍̏̐̅͐̇̈́̈́̾̕̕͘͘͜͠͝͠͠͝͝ ̴̢͚̠̱̥̮̓͌͆̈͛̆̌̿̓̒̅͑͋̇̈́̕̕̚͠i̸̡̛̜̲̋̅̉̆̌̈́̈̓͑̏̒͑̑̈͊̍͆́̓́̉̿͌̐͘͝͝s̸̨̟̗͔̫͓̮̦͚̮̗͙̝̟̩̦̹̙̱͚͚̫̺̩͚͈̰̦̘̤̞̱͍̤̲̹̭̼͛̄͛̄̔̒͌̀̂͊̄͋͗̆͑͒̐͂̐̃͊̊͊̽̉́̿̀͌͆́̌̑́̉̍̒̚̕͜͜͝͝͝ͅͅ ̷̡̛͎͕̱̩͉͚͈̫͙̻̫̘͕̦̥̗͎̰͎̺̤͈͎̟̬͎̭̦̜͙̪̠͎̪̲̰̼̹͇̆̒͒̃́͂̅̓͂̎́̐̏͋̈̂̂͑̔́́͂͋̃̈́͆̂̆͛̑̉́̍͌̈́̌̓̌́́̕͜͜͠ͅh̵̢̧̢̧̧̧̢̡̛̦͍͍̫̥̙̘͓̻̙͈̲͇̺̞̝͉̖͓̞͔̯̯̩̞͕͎̫͙̫͚͚̝̦̖̋͊̈́̍̈̄̉͌̑̊͑̄́̄́̓̕͝͝͝ͅe̴̛̝̬̗̮͙͎̝̰̻͚̳̜̯̝͎̖͉̪̯̠͓̻̬̲̙̱͚̤̝̭̝̘̽͒͌̽͜ͅr̸̡̨̨̨͚͈̩̲̳͉̖̬̭̲̜͚͎̠̣͓̘̯̯̞̞̟̠̻̝̞̖̮̗̳͔͔̙̮͕̬̙͉͚͚̐͐̀͑͑̅̃̽͗͋̋̀̈́͑̈́̀͛̂͊͗͐̑̄̕̚͜͜͝ͅë̶̟͕̼͕͔͔͙͕͚͙̯̣̟̻̠̤́̄̓̀̋͆͐͋̓̊̃̊̊͐̋̈́̈̓̉͑̌͘͘͘̕̚͜ͅ. Chances remaining: [KingofDominaria: 1] [Ragnarokio: 1]"
>Time is running out.