I vigorously lick Szat's ankles. He groans in ecstasy.

You get to dictate your actions, but not the responses of other players.

I finish my meal, which was quite good, and start walking towards my room.

I frown somewhat at iLands

"How... charming." There's some slight distaste in my voice at this point.

as Yxoque rises to go, I remind him that the dwarf is his responsibility, alert and worried

I'm going to assume that this means you're all going to sleep, because not much interesting is happening.

You wake up and come downstairs. The innkeeper greets you. "Good morning, folks. If you want breakfast, you can give me four gold pieces, or you can climb down the hole in Maggie's farm and eat the cow she lost down there." He gives a self-congratulatory chuckle for what he seems to think is a brilliant piece of comedy.

I hereby pronounce this thread dead. The killer? Apathy.

Ytrgqs climbs down Maggie's hole.

Derf farts.

Ytrgqs ties a harness around the cow in Maggie's hole.