The Source Returns Mafia: Presented by a Medium Sized Business Owner
Did you know that the first Source was designed to be a perfect series of tubes, where none suffered? Where everyone would be happy? It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire subforums were merged. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world. But I believe that, as a rule, Internet users define their reality through misery and shitposting. Which is why Wizards of the Coast's The Rec Room, The Source, Paranoia Paradise and were all redesigned to this, a competition in mindless rambling.
Evolution: like the dinosaur. Look out that window. vBulltein had it's time. The future is a Facebook-esque mashup of profitable data tracking and public manipulation. The future is our time.
And that's why I'm offering you a choice: to submit to our medium sized business, or die like the rest of The Source.
Random people I've met over the years on the Internet, you have a choice: will you take the blue pill and not play, or take the red pill and see how far the rabbit hole goes?
Will you expose the The Source users who have sold their soul to support big data? Or will you destroy The Source once and for all?
Roles in the game will be (mostly) posters from The Source.
If you don't know what that is oh well it's a game play it anyway.
Player List:
1. Lilan
2. Captain Lunch
3. Naga
4. Quicksilver_Johny
5. Rubik
6. Aarrgh
7. KoD
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Rules:
If you're reading this you know the rules
I intentionally make the game hard to metagame
MEDIUM SIZED BUSINESS OWNERS are THE MAFIA
LOYAL SOURCITES are the TOWN
