But is this really off topic, or is it rather simply not ON TOPIC. Think about it.
Bah! You aren't using your imagination, clearly. I can't help you if you don't want to believe, but the truth is out there! *cue X-Files music*

hey mown this board is too stiff to have you fighting for it

Let's talk about Disney movies! I love Disney movies. They are full of magic and hope and everything inspirational that the world has to offer. Some good life lessons too. My favorite Disney movie is Aladdin, though I also really like Hercules, cuz who doesn't like Greek mythology, amiright? Speaking of Herc, I met the live action man himself, Kevin Sorbo, at Ottawa ComicCon! Childhood hero! I have a picture somewhere....

i wasn't big on aladdin

i liked some of the songs from hercules though. I won't say i'm in love is my favourite.

i can't figure out whether hercules was roman or greek i guess they basically share most of their mythology

He was Greek. Zeus and them are the Greek gods. But is true that Rome adopted a lot of mythologies from other cultures that they assimilated. But the Greeks always had the best mythos. Ares, Hades, Apollo, Poseidon, Aphrodite, and many many more. The story of Cassandra is particularly interesting.

don't ship real people it's gross

"Off" and "On" are antonyms of each other, so I would say that it's both, and that neither is preferable to the other.

I suspect that any wild theories will only blind me from finding the truth. Proper research is done by looking at facts.

Isn't that exactly why I am doing it? If you're going to self-handedly change the policy on Off-Topic Threads, then by hell, we're going to be consistent.

Mown you look like a guy who is fond of Pokémon. I'm guessing this one is your favourite:

Cuz you're obviously a member of Team Rocket.

I've made it perfectly clear on numerous occasions that my favorite is Whimsicott, and I much prefer Team Magma to any of the others.

Maybe so, but I still think you look like a Mowth, or its evolved form. Heck even your name is only a couple letters off from spelling Mowth.

There is no Pokémon by the name of Mowth. For making such bold accusations, you don't seem to be very educated.

Bah. Semantics. So I forgot an E. So what?

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omniscient

Uh oh, Cato's on the prowl. SCATTER! *runs away*

You weren't invited to the party Cato! We don't serve your kind here.

this is the no catos aloud thread get out of here

This is SPARTAAAAAAAAAA!

*kicks Cato and Mown into a pitt*

Just doesn't seem worth the effort.

It's really not.

Let's talk about something else, shall we? Something benign that will keep Cato from peeking here again.

Do you guys like Star Trek? I like Star Trek. Can you imagine what a Star Trek Mafia game might look like?

Q would be a fun role to design.

there is a my little pony character based on Q

maybe i will do a mlp mafia sometime

I would play.

So much randomness in here.

~SE++