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 Post subject: M:EM Limericks
PostPosted: Tue May 12, 2015 4:17 pm 
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Hello, all! I was bored this afternoon. As a result, I have written several limericks inspired by various M:EM characters. Enjoy, and feel free to write your own!

I'll start with one I wrote almost a year ago for the Intro thread:

Quote:
There once was a meepling in peril,
From a Baloth ferocious and feral,
It was hunted like bait,
But was saved from its fate,
By a scarred pyromancer named Beryl.


And, here are more!

Quote:
I’m telling a story that’s partly
‘bout a woman who lived her life smartly,
She brought out the best,
In those sharing her quest,
And they loved their friend Aloise Hartley.


Quote:
There once was a sailor named Gale,
Who lived for the wind in her sail,
But the planes were her brig,
And her grief was as big,
As the catch in a fisherman’s tale.


Quote:
There’s a bird who is one of a kind,
If you’re lucky, then maybe you’ll find,
When you’re brain’s filled with bats,
Look for Kirsh of the Flats,
And he’ll do what he can for your mind.


Quote:
If you’re on the verge of a fight,
And need something to bolster your might,
Then before your assault,
Go and visit the vault,
And see Maral, Celestial Wright.


Quote:
The keepers of forsaken lore,
Who were tossed like a raft to the shore,
Just one boy and one girl,
And the last of their world,
Are Larasa, and Morgan of Voor.


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 Post subject: Re: M:EM Limericks
PostPosted: Tue May 12, 2015 8:57 pm 
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Oh, ho! It's limericks, is it?

Let me see...

Quote:
There once was a poet named Venn,
Who wrecked lives with each stroke of his pen,
Those who were his muse,
He was sure to abuse,
Because tragedy was his true ken.

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PostPosted: Tue May 12, 2015 9:00 pm 
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What if the poem Venn had planned to write at the end of Breaking Form had been a little different?

Quote:
Once a scholar in search of a friend
Seeking one cat's revenge to forfend
Caused disaster most droll
On the isle Zyzjvol:
Scholar, Cat, and the isle all got Venn'd!


and after that he drops his mic on the stage


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What if the poem Venn had planned to write at the end of Breaking Form had been a little different?

Quote:
Once a scholar in search of a friend
Seeking one cat's revenge to forfend
Caused disaster most droll
On the isle Zyzjvol:
Scholar, Cat, and the isle all got Venn'd!


and after that he drops his mic on the stage

Or...

Quote:
There once was a kitty named Jade,
Who needed some scholarly aid,
So while highly imprudent,
The old man sought his student,
And both felt the mistake they had made.


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A bird and a scholar went off to the shore
To foil plots of a king they both rightly abhor
By dawn's light did they ruin
What the dead king was doin'?
Do they see sure the shore? They're not sure anymore.


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