No Goblins Allowed :: We Are the M:EM

Archmage Zhiran, Fisco Vane,
Ellia has gone insane,
Renn's a ghost and Raef's an angel, Beryl has a scar
Illarion, Kyara Vale,
Agmund and his planar jail,
Asher, Gruff and Lukas Harran, and his buddy Kahr!

Vasilias, immortal lich,
Rishima is quite the witch,
Ancient poet Raiker Venn is cursing at cats,
Denner's hoping to be kissed,
Aloise's an optimist,
Lia Xin, Lourima, and Kirsh of the flats!

We are the M:EM!
Because the lore demanded,
That it be expanded!
We are the M:EM!
And our plots are Magic,
(Though they're often tragic!)

Syl and Chardis, their assault,
Maral and her hidden vault,
Raleris in his library's the keeper of lore,
Daneera is a forest mage,
Jade is in her living cage,
Huinn and Larasa Farleth, Morgan of Voor!

Molcru's flesh may make you squirm,
Sri Hara's a pachyderm,
Alessa Rehn is making time, and Aria's Fae,
Antine's life is very hard,
Red-eyed Jackie's in Jakkard,
The Shifter and the Duchess and the games that they play!

We are the M:EM!
Because the lore demanded,
That it be expanded!
We are the M:EM!
And if you didn't like it,
Then we didn't write it!

Okay, the Sri Hara bit is easily the absolute best.
Sadly, as absolutely fantastic as it is, there are one or two flow problems, I think. But all that said, the fact that you made it work can easily forgive that.

Oh my god Raven, I don't know how you do it

Barinellos wrote:

Agreed on all points. It didn't come together as nicely as I had hoped in terms of the rhythm (although I have new respect for Billy Joel to have written the original!) but yeah, Sri Hara's bit made me chuckle a lot.

Big props over managing to rhyme "pachyderm".

I liked the Rishima bit, though I might have had a b in front of that.

Oh my god Raven, I don't know how you do it

Author:	RavenoftheBlack [ Sun Jul 20, 2014 8:41 pm ]
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So...this is a thing I threw together. I'm very, very sorry about it... Anyway, as you'll probably figure out pretty quickly, it's a "We Didn't Start the Fire" parody. Enjoy! We Are the M:EM Archmage Zhiran, Fisco Vane, Ellia has gone insane, Renn's a ghost and Raef's an angel, Beryl has a scar Illarion, Kyara Vale, Agmund and his planar jail, Asher, Gruff and Lukas Harran, and his buddy Kahr! Vasilias, immortal lich, Rishima is quite the witch, Ancient poet Raiker Venn is cursing at cats, Denner's hoping to be kissed, Aloise's an optimist, Lia Xin, Lourima, and Kirsh of the flats! We are the M:EM! Because the lore demanded, That it be expanded! We are the M:EM! And our plots are Magic, (Though they're often tragic!) Syl and Chardis, their assault, Maral and her hidden vault, Raleris in his library's the keeper of lore, Daneera is a forest mage, Jade is in her living cage, Huinn and Larasa Farleth, Morgan of Voor! Molcru's flesh may make you squirm, Sri Hara's a pachyderm, Alessa Rehn is making time, and Aria's Fae, Antine's life is very hard, Red-eyed Jackie's in Jakkard, The Shifter and the Duchess and the games that they play! We are the M:EM! Because the lore demanded, That it be expanded! We are the M:EM! And if you didn't like it, Then we didn't write it!

Author:	Reality Glitch [ Sun Jul 20, 2014 8:50 pm ]
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HAHAHAHAHAH8HAHA!!!!!!!! This is golden. I can't wait to see it expanded as more is added to M:EM canon.

Author:	RavenoftheBlack [ Sun Jul 20, 2014 8:54 pm ]
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Thanks, Glitch. Glad you enjoyed it!

Author:	Barinellos [ Sun Jul 20, 2014 9:33 pm ]
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Okay, the Sri Hara bit is easily the absolute best. Sadly, as absolutely fantastic as it is, there are one or two flow problems, I think. But all that said, the fact that you made it work can easily forgive that.

Author:	KeeperofManyNames [ Sun Jul 20, 2014 9:40 pm ]
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Oh my god Raven, I don't know how you do it

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Author:	RavenoftheBlack [ Sun Jul 20, 2014 9:58 pm ]
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Barinellos wrote: Okay, the Sri Hara bit is easily the absolute best. Sadly, as absolutely fantastic as it is, there are one or two flow problems, I think. But all that said, the fact that you made it work can easily forgive that. Agreed on all points. It didn't come together as nicely as I had hoped in terms of the rhythm (although I have new respect for Billy Joel to have written the original!) but yeah, Sri Hara's bit made me chuckle a lot. KeeperofManyNames wrote: Oh my god Raven, I don't know how you do it Thanks! Glad it was enjoyed.

Author:	Barinellos [ Sun Jul 20, 2014 10:03 pm ]
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RavenoftheBlack wrote: Barinellos wrote: Okay, the Sri Hara bit is easily the absolute best. Sadly, as absolutely fantastic as it is, there are one or two flow problems, I think. But all that said, the fact that you made it work can easily forgive that. Agreed on all points. It didn't come together as nicely as I had hoped in terms of the rhythm (although I have new respect for Billy Joel to have written the original!) but yeah, Sri Hara's bit made me chuckle a lot. Big props over managing to rhyme "pachyderm". I liked the Rishima bit, though I might have had a b in front of that.

Author:	RavenoftheBlack [ Sun Jul 20, 2014 10:07 pm ]
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Barinellos wrote: Big props over managing to rhyme "pachyderm". Thanks! I love that word... Barinellos wrote: I liked the Rishima bit, though I might have had a b in front of that. 'Twas my first thought. Decided to PG it up a bit. Funnily, I think it reads better with a "b."

Author:	OrcishLibrarian [ Sun Jul 20, 2014 11:00 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: We Are the M:EM
KeeperofManyNames wrote: Oh my god Raven, I don't know how you do it <Pam Poovey> It's cocaine! </Pam Poovey> Seriously, this is fantabulous. Thanks, Raven! (Apparently spell-check approves of fantabulous? That's fantabulous!)

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