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PostPosted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:18 pm 
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Archmage Ascension RESERVED BY TEVISH SZAT
Beastmaster Ascension WRITTEN BY AAARRRGH
Bloodchief Ascension RESERVED BY OL
Ior Ruin Expedition
Khalni Heart Expedition
Luminarch Ascension
Pyromancer Ascension
Quest for Ancient Secrets BEING DEVELOPED BY JEDI
Quest for Pure Flame
Quest for Renewal WRITTEN BY RAVENOFTHEBLACK
Quest for the Gemblades
Quest for the Goblin Lord
Quest for the Gravelord RESERVED FOR UNKNOWN REASONS
Quest for the Holy Relic
Quest for the Nihil Stone
Quest for Ula's Temple RESERVED BY BARINELLOS
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Soul Stair Expedition RESERVED FOR UNKNOWN REASONS
Sunspring Expedition RESERVED BY PLANECHASER
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:52 pm 
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Whenever I see "reserved for unknown reasons," it makes me think of the Big Brain in Futurama: "The big brain are winning again! I am the greetest! Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!"

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Whenever I see "reserved for unknown reasons," it makes me think of the Big Brain in Futurama: "The big brain are winning again! I am the greetest! Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!"

I say that line to myself almost any time someone mentions raisins...


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 5:26 pm 
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So any geographical advice about Zendikar anyone?

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 9:15 pm 
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So any geographical advice about Zendikar anyone?

Nope.
We can tell you vaguely in what direction the continents are, but there's so little in terms of developed... ANYTHING that most of it is sort of pointless.
They overplayed the "danger" quality of the plane, which ended up creating a meshwork of goobledegook when it came to naming any location in relation to other stuff.
You can go check out the Zendikar Planeswalker's Guide on Wizards, but that has the most info out of anything, and even then, that's not terribly useful.

@Keeper: Uhh... Safewright Quest?

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What about it? Did I add someone's name to the wrong thing?


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 9:39 pm 
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What about it? Did I add someone's name to the wrong thing?

It's from Shadowmoor.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 10:01 pm 
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Barinellos wrote:
So any geographical advice about Zendikar anyone?

Nope.
We can tell you vaguely in what direction the continents are, but there's so little in terms of developed... ANYTHING that most of it is sort of pointless.
They overplayed the "danger" quality of the plane, which ended up creating a meshwork of goobledegook when it came to naming any location in relation to other stuff.
You can go check out the Zendikar Planeswalker's Guide on Wizards, but that has the most info out of anything, and even then, that's not terribly useful.

@Keeper: Uhh... Safewright Quest?
Then what might you suggest for writing in a geographical sense for these quests or expeditions?

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 10:07 pm 
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Wow. Sorry. Slow on the uptake today clearly.


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 10:09 pm 
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Wow. Sorry. Slow on the uptake today clearly.

You okay Keeper?
I mean, sincerely, you doing okay?

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 10:11 pm 
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Actually, better question: What lands could you tell me have valid placement into a specific area of Zendikar?

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Actually, better question: What lands could you tell me have valid placement into a specific area of Zendikar?

Well, there are 7 continents on Zendikar, so there's kind of a lot.
http://archive.wizards.com/Magic/magazi ... ily/stf/55

This should give you links to everything you need, but there IS a lot to go over with it.

Edit: NEVER BLOODY MIND. THEY JUST NUKED ALL THEIR GODS BE DAMNED LINKS WITH THAT STUPID FACELIFT.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2014 8:56 am 
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Barinellos wrote:
Actually, better question: What lands could you tell me have valid placement into a specific area of Zendikar?

Well, there are 7 continents on Zendikar, so there's kind of a lot.
http://archive.wizards.com/Magic/magazi ... ily/stf/55

This should give you links to everything you need, but there IS a lot to go over with it.

Edit: NEVER BLOODY MIND. THEY JUST NUKED ALL THEIR GODS BE DAMNED LINKS WITH THAT STUPID FACELIFT.

Are.

You.

****.

****.

ME.

You know I just finally read Kiss of the Shorecerers and honestly I'm starting to get why Luna keeps reminding everyone about that story. Because the shortsighted, incomprehensible, faceless madness that is the Shorecerers as a collective really is a spot on parody of how Wizards' web team works on a regular basis.

Like, recently I thought to myself "Hey, maybe we should start mirroring literally everything that Wizards publishes solely for the purpose of protecting the storyline against their stupidity" and then I thought "nah that could cause problems down the road and besides it's not like they're going to suddenly BREAK ALL THEIR OLD LINKS."

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2014 9:45 am 
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Well, according to their announce post: "You all are a rabid, intelligent, and observant bunch, so we know we can count on you to find missing materials, broken links, etc., as you peruse the site."

See, Keeper, they know that it's okay to do all this because you're a smart cookie. You'll roll with those punches.

It's the "go ahead and touch the cornballer" school of customer support.

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That's a pain. So I suppose the pilgrimage can just jump from land to land to land until they finish the expedition at the Sunspring. Luckily for me I saved the Planeswalker's Guide to Zendikar for Offline Viewing, so now I have access to a fossilized look at the page lol It just feels odd that my expedition could, in theory jump from Akoum to Tazeem, to Sejiri and back around and such without much confusion...

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Any thoughts so far? I'd appreciate any critique, hopefully it sounds fair.

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Are.

You.

****.

****.

ME.

You know I just finally read Kiss of the Shorecerers and honestly I'm starting to get why Luna keeps reminding everyone about that story. Because the shortsighted, incomprehensible, faceless madness that is the Shorecerers as a collective really is a spot on parody of how Wizards' web team works on a regular basis.

Like, recently I thought to myself "Hey, maybe we should start mirroring literally everything that Wizards publishes solely for the purpose of protecting the storyline against their stupidity" and then I thought "nah that could cause problems down the road and besides it's not like they're going to suddenly BREAK ALL THEIR OLD LINKS."

WELP.

On the mildly bright side, they at least managed to maintain a snapshot of everything they had before by archiving it. However, that means that I've had to go through all my links and change the "www" to "archive" to get the links to work. Ye gods the web team are crap at their job. Marketing seems to be split between clever people and pants on head people.

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Hm, I think my question thus far is why the rough gentleman is irate about the spring. I'm not seeing the logic so far. I'm also not sure I see yet what the purpose narratively/thematically of the vampire would be. I like the three person dynamic. It feels like a very classic structure. (Also have you seen Stalker? You should see Stalker. Everyone should see Stalker. Tarkovsky, in case the name is for some reason too vague :P)

@OL:

You're right. I should take all of this as a complement. This is like... the Nintendo Hard strategy of webpage design.

Which also explains why they're using the color scheme of a goth kid's geocities page. Retro is IN right now!

@Barinellos:

So no data loss this time? Hm, I wonder if the Planar Chaos minisite works now... (probably not.)


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Hm, I think my question thus far is why the rough gentleman is irate about the spring. I'm not seeing the logic so far. I'm also not sure I see yet what the purpose narratively/thematically of the vampire would be. I like the three person dynamic. It feels like a very classic structure.
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I'm not sure what super extra bonus meaning I'm meant to add.

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Yoooooooo look what just got dropped like it's hot when the pimp's in the criiiiib!

Also shared on G+ so that google executives can see it.

...And I just realized that I totally forgot to take out the Lorwyn card didn't I? UUuuuuuuugh.


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Good news! I wrote a quick little poem for Safewright Quest! (Sorry, Keeper, I couldn't resist!)

Safewright Passage


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