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On the now-rickety tower of Ardir's lab, overlooking the terrible battle that was playing out below them, Graz watched, uncharacteristically silent, and with what must have been a bemused expression on his misshapen face. Things were going even better than Ardir had planned. The hatching of the Krasis had gone off without a flaw, and that hapless Azorius soldier had provided it the essential life energy it had need in those critical first few hours of its mature life. A quick calculation by the eloquent ogre told him that the amalgam monster was approximately seventeen percent larger than Ardir had expected, meaning fortune was definitely with them. Graz smiled, more or less.
After the krasis jarred the tower for the fifth time, Graz decided it was time to leave. He turned toward the Boros twins and cleared his throat. "Remember," he began, yelling to be heard over the din of combat below, "when this melee has ended, so too has your indenture to Ardir, but only if his enemies are sufficiently reduced in numeration. The krasis's repulsion field will prohibit their elusion for a time, but it is your objective to ensure the survivors are minimal…or nonexistent."
The Boros twins nodded sharply, but said nothing. Graz did not press the issue, and disappeared back into the tower. The Boros siblings looked at one another, scowled, and returned to their observation of the battle below. From the look of things, eliminating survivors was going to prove their easiest assignment to date.
* * *
Dove's heart sank as she watched Mospe-Tr-Gan crash to the ground. She had no particular care for the Rakdos Ogre, but they did have a sort of friendship that stretched back years. And besides, he was both the largest and the strongest of all of them in this damnable courtyard, and to see him almost carelessly tossed to the side by that…thing, was more than a little disheartening. Worse yet, she had been caught in a trap, and the bait that had led her there wasn't even present. The Golgari were there in force, thus far the most successful of the factions, but that large, zombified monstrosity that had destroyed her life years earlier was nowhere to be seen. All things considered, this was not her best day.
She stayed in the corner as much as possible, allowing her sharp Viashino eyes to scan the battlefield without actually having to venture into the battle itself. Things looked decidedly bleak. The biggest threat, without question, was that giant tentacled beast that had thrown Mospe-Tr-Gan. Despite the overarching obviousness of that fact, the forces of the guilds were spending as much time battling one another as they were trying to defeat their common enemy. Dove was an assassin, and a good one, at that, but she was not ignorant in the ways of all-out battle, and she certainly knew enough to know a mistake when she saw one. The mistake the guilds were making now was already proving deadly.
The Basilica guards were clashing headlong into the Golgari line, while the Simic fighters (the few who remained) were charging the shield wall of the Azorius in the corner, moving away from, and turning their backs to, the biggest threat. Ironically, only the Golgari showed any kind of order in the otherwise chaotic battlefield, but even that seemed begrudging, at best. Desperately, Dove scanned the area over and over again, growing frantic as she searched for someone who might take control of this chaos and get them, all of them, out of this mess.
For reasons Dove did not fully understand, her eyes always managed to fall on one man. He was standing almost calmly in the middle of the battle, surveying everything, just as she herself was. He was Azorius, judging from his attire and demeanor, but he was different from most of their kind she had dealt with in the past. The other Azorius, the older man hunkered behind his line in the corner, was much more what Dove thought of as typically Azorius, but it was the first one she kept noticing. In fact, he seemed to be the only one even trying to assemble some order, but even time he tried, his efforts were cut short by the black-haired woman next to him. She was constantly pulling him in one direction or another, or pointing him in another direction still. Dove couldn't tell much about her from this distance, but she saw enough to know that woman had no idea what she was doing.
And just that quickly, Dove made up her mind. She had trusted her intuition all her life, and it had rarely failed her, especially when her life was on the line. Gripping a long knife, blade downward, she sprinted into the fray, using all her skills of stealth to avoid stray swings from the weapons of those around her. In almost no time, the assassin closed the distance between herself and her target, approaching quickly from behind the woman and the Azorius man. When she was within six feet, Dove sprang into the air, putting all of her strength and momentum into her strike. She allowed herself a satisfying smile at the thud that sounded when she smashed her dagger's hilt directly into the black-haired woman's skull. As that woman slumped unconscious to the ground, Dove spun around to face the Azorius man.
His face registered only the barest degree of shock, but he held his weapon at ready as he shouted to be heard "Who are you, and why did you do that?"
Dove relaxed from her combat crouch, stood to full height, and sheathed her dagger in a show of non-aggression. "Whoever she was, she was about to kill us all."
Jaroslav eyed the viashino suspiciously. "What do you want?"
The assassin gestured all around them. "I want you to clean up this mess. You're Azorius, it should be simple for you. As for me, I'm going to take out their eyes," as she said this, she subtly jerked her head toward the top of the tower.
Jaroslav thought for a moment, then simply nodded. Dove nodded back, then disappeared into back into the fray. A mere moment later, Diende's imp Lob was by his side, scowling. "She's hurt the Mistress. I's goin' after her."
But Jaroslav held up his hand to stop the muscular imp. "No, Lob, we need to concentrate on getting out of here alive. Take Diende over to the wall, then fly up to that tower. Help the viashino, do not kill her."
"Who is you to give me orders?"
Jaroslav looked coldly at Lob. "If we don't get everyone on the same side, we die. All of us, you, me, and your Mistress, do you understand me?"
The Orzhov imp considered, but quickly relented. "We's talk about this later. For now, I's listen to you. But if the Mistress dies, you's will suffer."
"Fine," dismissed Jaroslav, "just hurry." As the imp flew away, struggling to fly while supporting Diende's weight, Jaroslav turned back to the battle, trying to decide what, if anything, he could do to stop the fighting long enough to get everyone to focus on the Krasis that was likely going to kill them all.
* * *
Gazwin was confused, and not just the way he was normally confused, but a new, exciting sort of confusion, the discovery of which also confused him. All things considered, it had been a thoroughly confusing week. He was just about to ask for an explanation from the young woman who had called him husband when something even more confusing happened: Flibt appeared. He quite literally appeared. One moment there was nothing but empty space, and the next, Flibt was standing there like nothing had happened. The few Gruul who were around him were too surprised by the sudden and unheralded appearance that they stood in shock. Gazwin merely assumed his mind had skipped a few minutes, hours or days (it did that sometimes when nothing interesting was happening) and so he merely spoke.
"Flibt, where by all the curses of the Firemind have you been? Do you have any idea what I've had to endure these last few days? I swear, sometimes I have to wonder…"
"Shut up, Gazwin," Flibt interrupted. The shock on the Izzet mage's face would have been comical if it weren't quite so sad. Flibt exhaled sharply. "I'm sorry, Gazwin, but we really don't have time to do this the right way. We have to hurry."
"Sure, Flibt, sure, but you seem a little different to me. For instance, I don't recall you looking quite so…female…the last time I saw you. And anyway, where have you been? What have you been doing?"
She rolled her eyes. "I've been trying to find a way to stop Ravnica from imploding. What have you been doing?"
"Oh, this and that. I blew up my lab, killed a Gruul mage, tamed that elemental over there, and apparently got married."
The young woman next to Gazwin smirked. "That's right, he's my husband now, by Gruul right. So if you want to take him from me, you'd better be ready for a fight."
"You wouldn't want that," Flibt assured her. "And anyway, I'm not interested in 'taking him' from you. However, I do need him to help me stop Ardir and the others from destroying this plane."
"Ardir?" Gazwin asked, growing serious. "He's the reason my lab got, well, exploded."
Flibt nodded. "I know. And believe me, a lot more is going to explode if we don't stop him. Gazwin, please, I know there are things I've kept from you over the years, but you have to trust me now. I can't tell you any more than I already have."
"Why not?"
Flibt actually looked wounded by the question. When she answered, her voice was soft, and lined with pain. "Because we all build prisons with our promises."
Gazwin was confused, but he was used to that by now. His apparent wife seemed less accustomed to the feeling. "Hold on, now. I don't know who you are, goblin, but this is my husband now, and he's not going anywhere without me."
Flibt threw her hands up in frustration. "Fine, then, you two go, just get going! There isn't any time."
"You're not coming with us?" Gazwin asked as Flibt shook her head. "Why not?"
"I told you, I have promises to keep."
Gazwin's bride was still not sold. "Give me one good reason for us to do what you say."
Flibt looked her up and down. "You're Gruul, right? Well, the fight of your life," she hesitated, then corrected herself. "The fight of a lot of people's lives, is waiting for you at Ardir's lab."
The woman seemed to consider for a moment, then smiled broadly and turned to Gazwin. "Let's do it, husband."
The Izzet mage nodded. "Very good! I know where the lab is, we can ride my elemental! Flibt, why don't you…" When Gazwin and his new wife looked at the place Flibt had been standing, that space was once again empty.