I keep an extensive quotations file, but few are applicable to the Extended Multiverse. I don't even pretend to agree with all of these, but they might inspire someone:
Linus Torvalds wrote:
Life is a game, and if you aren't in it to win, what the heck are you still doing here?
Jack Handley wrote:
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate.
And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
Seth Godin wrote:
It's immoral to rob someone's house and burn it to the ground, but is it immoral to market them into foreclosure?
S. Lott wrote:
Which is heavier, the number 7 or the color green?
Tommy Nomad wrote:
Religions—all religions—breed people at every end of the spectrum.
Some are tolerant, sensible people. Others are absolute nutters.
Pretending the second group doesn't exist does the first group no PR favours.
Jesse Noller wrote:
That’s about as useful as a beehive in my toilet.
Gail Godwin wrote:
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
Jenny Rockwood wrote:
So I've decided to become his friend so I can ask him how tall he is without it becoming awkward.
Mark Rosewater wrote:
If you are looking for a needle in a bale of hay, more hay doesn't help.
Fiona wrote:
If it seems too good to be true, it's best to shoot it just to be sure.
Joanna wrote:
People who can't make decisions should not date people who can't make decisions.
Stephen Felt wrote:
You bring the water in the shape of a bucket, and we'll build the bucket around it.
Joanna wrote:
Babe, you need to stop disagreeing with everything I say, because you're wrong and I'm right.
Bjarne Stroustrup wrote:
It's easy to win forgiveness for being wrong; being right is what gets you into real trouble.
Eric Blank wrote:
It is not a good day to be small and adorable.
ThatAussieGuy wrote:
They decided to leave my fortress via Hell because the front door was locked to keep Goblins out.
Splint wrote:
No, our morals are clearly bacon and necktie. There's a difference.
Yakir Aharonov wrote:
The future can only affect the present if there is room to write its influence off as a mistake.
Toady One wrote:
Then one of the guard's master's kids stabbed me in the back with a knife, so I guess it sort of worked all around.
Catastrophic lolcats wrote:
Ignore the meat in the sky, leftovers from a previous project.
Ovid wrote:
so the moral of the story is
if at first you don’t succeed
try crossdressing
Catherine Devlin wrote:
I felt like I was trying to cut a little sweater out of a big sweater without snipping any yarns.
Silthuri wrote:
Destroying the world would severely damage my reputation.
Brent Thomson wrote:
Money is only useful if different people have different amounts.