The Multiversal Prom is coming up on [planes]! [But [Planeswalker,#one] doesn't have a date! [[#one,as gender] asks [Planeswalker,#two] to the Prom. [[#two,as gender] says yes! [But are they as good a match as they seem to think?|But [#two,as shorthand] is harboring a dark secret! [|[#two,as shorthand]'s enemies could find them at any moment!|Will [#two,as shorthand] be able to keep it from [#one,as shorthand]?]|But [#two,as shorthand] is hiding [affliction] from [#one,as shorthand]!]|[#two,as shorthand] agrees, but [#two,as gender] doesn't know how to dance! [|Now [#two,as shorthand] is terrified of making a massive fool of [#one,as shorthand] and [#two,as pronoun]self!|[#two,as shorthand] must get emergendy dancing lessons from [Planeswalker,#three] before the day comes!|Realizing this, [#two,as shorthand] desperatley tries to back out of the date without hurting [#one,as shorthand]'s feelings!]|But [#two,as gender] has already agreed to go with [Planeswalker,#three]! [[#two,as shorthand] really wants to go with [#one,as shorthand], [but is afraid of how [#three,as shorthand] might react to being blown off!|but can't go back on agreeing to go with [#three,as shorthand] without massive embarassment!|but doesn't want to leave [#three,as shorthand] sad and alone on such an important night!]|[#one,as shorthand] is dejected!|This results in an epic duel between [#one,as shorthand] and [#three,as shorthand]! [|Who will win [#two,as shorthand]'s affection?|The fighting disgusts [#two,as shorthand], who now refuses to go with either of them!]]|But [#two,as shorthand] is suffering from [affliction][ and can only go if [#two,as gender] gets better in time!| and can only go if [#one,as shorthand] travels to [planes] to find a cure!| and will only go if [#one,as shorthand] defeats [encounter] for causing such hardship!|. [#two,as shorthand], however, is just faking the ailment to get out of going with [#one,as shorthand]!]|But [#two,as shorthand] would rather not go at all! How shocking!]|Now [#one,as shorthand] is desperate to find someone to go with [#one,as possessive]! [[#one,as shorthand] tries to ask out [Dantalion|Syl of the Dual-Walkers|Chardis of the Dual-Walkers|A Timmeran Fiend|Huinn, Last of the Darkwings|Ellia the Endbringer]! [That might be a terrible mistake...|That might be a terrible mistake...|That might be a terrible mistake...|Oddly, it seems to go over very well!]|Invites [#plane,as native,or a planar native]! How will a non-planeswalker possibly fit in?!]|[#one,as shorthand] is resigned to being alone at the Prom. [|Oh No!|Is there really no Planeswalker in the multiverse who'll go with [#one,as shorthand]?|Suddenly, Aloise Hartley arrives! She invites [#one,as shorthand] to the Prom, determined to make this the best night ever!]]|[Planeswalker,#two] has asked [Planeswalker,#one] to go to the Prom with [#two,as pronoun]! [But [#one,as shorthand] really wants to go with [Planeswalker,#three]! [[#one,as shorthand] is broken-hearted but feels obligated to go with [#two,as shorthand], [but [#two,as shorthand] is totally unaware and things [#two,as possessive] date is going to have an awesome time!|and [#two,as shorthand] knows about [#one,as shorthand]'s feelings, but would rather have [#one,as pronoun] unhappy than with [#three,as shorthand]|but [#two,as shorthand] understands this quickly and urges [#one,as shorthand] to go with [#three,as shorthand] so that [#one,as shorthand] can be happy.]|[#one,as shorthand] lets [#two,as shorthand] down hard[, and [#two,as shorthand] runs off in tears, utterly devastated!|, and [#two,as shorthand] becomes enraged and attacks [#one,as shorthand]!|, and [#two,as shorthand] coldly decides to take vengeance upon [#three,as shorthand].]|[#one,as shorthand] tries to let [#two,as shorthand] down gently[, but [#two,as shorthand] runs off in tears, utterly devastated!|, but [#two,as shorthand] is furious and swears revenge on [#one,as shorthand] and [#three,as shorthand]!|. [#two,as shorthand] understands completley and is left happy for [#one,as shorthand] and [#three,as shorthand]]]|But [#one,as shorthand] feigns [affliction,#doom]! [Will such a scheme get [#one,as shorthand] out of the undesired date?|[#two,as shorthand] catches on! [[#two,as gender] is furious and angrily rescinds the invitation!|[#two,as gender] is heartbroken that [#one,as shorthand] would go to such lengths to avoid [#two,as pronoun].|[#two,as gender] is annoyed by the deception and begins to ignore [#one,as shorthand], only for [#one,as shorthand] to actually be afflicted with [#doom]!]|This makes matters awkward when [#one,as shorthand] appears to the prom with [Planeswalker,#three] for a date!|[#two,as shorthand] then goes to great lengths to find a cure for [#one,as shorthand]! [#one,as shorthand] feels terrible!]|[#one,as shorthand] agrees, but has reservations about the arrangement[.| after witnessing the duel between [#two,as shorthand] and [Planeswalker,#three]!| because [#one,as gender] thinks [#two,as shorthand] is suffering from [affliction]!| because [#one,as gender] knows [#two,as shorthand] secretly has feelings for [Planeswalker,#three]!]|But [#one,as shorthand] would rather play matchmaker and sets up [#two,as shorthand] with [Planeswalker,#three] instead!|[#one,as shorthand] happily accepts!]|[Planeswalker,#one] seems all set to go with [Planeswalker,#two]. [[But [Planeswalker,#three] asks [#one,as shorthand] to go with [#three,as pronoun]! [Now [#one,as shorthand] has a very hard call to make!|[[#one,as shorthand] lets [#three,as shorthand] down hard[, and [#three,as shorthand] runs off in tears, utterly devastated!|, and [#three,as shorthand] becomes enraged and attacks [#one,as shorthand]!|, and [#three,as shorthand] coldly decides to take vengeance upon [#two,as shorthand].]|[#one,as shorthand] tries to let [#three,as shorthand] down gently[, but [#three,as shorthand] runs off in tears, utterly devastated!|, but [#three,as shorthand] is furious and swears revenge on [#one,as shorthand] and [#two,as shorthand]!|. [#three,as shorthand] understands completley and is left happy for [#one,as shorthand] and [#two,as shorthand].]]|[#one,as shorthand] doesn't want to go with [#three,as shorthand], but is afraid of how [#three,as shorthand] might take it!|On discovering that [#one,as shorthand] already planned to go with [#two,as shorthand], [#three,as shorthand] suggests that [#one,as shorthand] simply date them both!]|But [Planeswalker,#three] asks [#two,as shorthand] to go with [#three,as pronoun]! [[#two,as shorthand] refuses! ["I would never betray [#one,as shorthand] like that!"|Now [#two,as shorthand] and [#one,as shorthand] must face [#three,as shorthand]'s wrath!|[#three,as shorthand] is devastated!]|[#two,as shorthand] dumps [#one,as shorthand]. [#one,as shorthand] is [devastated|furious|relieved, having never wanted to go with [#two,as shorthand] anyway]!|[#two,as shorthand] [decides to date them both, madly juggling [#two,as possessive] schedule so neither finds out!|offers to simply date both [#one,as shorthand] and [#three,as shorthand]!]]]|But then [#two,as shorthand] suffers from [affliction]! [Will [#two,as gender] be better in time for the prom?|[#one, as shorthand] must now travel to [Planes] in search of a cure!]|But [#two,as shorthand] has nothing to wear! [[two,as shorthand] contacts [[Planeswalker]|[Planeswalker]|[Planeswalker] and [Planeswalker]|[#plane,as native,or a planar native]|[an] [creature]|a multitude of small, talking animals] in the hopes of getting an outfit!|[#two,as shorthand] tries to break off the plan in order to avoid such embarassment!|[#two,as shorthand] then tries to set up [#one,as shorthand] with [Planeswalker,#three] despite really wanting to go with [#one,as shorthand] [#two,as pronoun]self]|My, what a cute couple!]] Things get more complicated when [[Popular Planeswalker [Planeswalker] deliveres an epic put-down to [#one,as shorthand] and [#one,as possessive] date!|[#one,as shorthand] and [#one,as possessive] date find themselves in the center of the dance floor, with the spotlight on them!|[#one,as shorthand] and [#one,as possessive] date get involved in an epic dance-off with [Planeswalker,#antag] and [#antag,as possessive] date, [Planeswalker]!]|Phyrexia crashes the Prom! [The 'rexies spike the punch with Glistening Oil, causing some of the partygoers to be Compleated! When [#one,as shorthand]'s date starts to feel sick, [#one,as shorthand] doesn't know what to do!|They challenge the best dancers there to the ultimate dance-off with the compleation of everyone there at stake! [#one,as shorthand] and [#one,as possessive] date step up.|The gremlins make a royal mess of everything! Can [#one,as shorthand] save the Prom?]|Raiker Venn, the Multiverse's Greatest Poet, decides the Prom would make the perfect setting for his Magnum Opus!|Prom Queen [Syl|Ellia|Rishima] [Insists on taking center stage allowng no one else to have any fun until she feels properly appreciated! It's up to [#one,as shorthand] to show her up!|Begins to terrorize other promgoers with her [snippy remarks|passive-aggressive attitude|outright insults|dark magic]. Can [#one,as shorthand] talk her down?|Gets insanely jealous over [#one,as shorthand] and drags [#one,as pronoun] to the center of the dance floor.|Steals [#one,as shorthand]'s date! Can [#one,as shorthand] win [#one,as possessive] date back?]|Dantalion infests [#one,as shorthand]'s date! [Now [#one,as shorthand] must figure out what to do without alerting Dantalion that [#one,as gender] has found out the truth!|[#one,as shorthand] remains blissfully unaware of the swap... for now.|[#one,as shorthand] never really liked [#one,as possessive] date anyway, but this is worse.|[#one,as shorthand] angrily repudiates Dantalion [and a colossal battle ensues|but can [#one,as gender] hurt [#one,as possessive] real date?|but Dantalion was never there to begin with! [#one,as shorthand]'s date is devastated by the accusation!]]|[Planeswalker,#crasher] crashes the party! [[#crasher,as shorthand] begins to make trouble in the crowd, especially for poor [#one,as shorthand]|[#one,as shorthand] has to get past [#one,as possessive] bad blood with [#crasher,as shorthand] to avoid ruining the night|[#crasher,as shorthand] tries to abscond with [#one,as shorthand]'s date! [[#one,as shorthand] must prove [#one,as possessive]self the better Planeswalker!|[#one,as shorthand]'s date wants none of it, and [punches|kicks|curses|unleashes [affliction] upon] [#crasher,as shorthand]!]|It turns out [#crasher,as shorthand] is awesome, and [#crasher,as gender] becomes the life of the party!]|[[#one,as shorthand] grows insanely jealous over [[#one,as possessive] date and refuses to let anyone else talk to them!|[Planeswalker,#jelly] and dumps [#one,as possessive] date to pursue [#jelly,as pronoun]!]|[#one,as shorthand]'s date grows insanely jealous of [[#one,as shorthand] and refuses to let anyone else talk to [#one,as pronoun]!|[Planeswalker,#jelly] and dumps [#one,as shorthand] to pursue [#jelly,as pronoun]!]|[Planeswalker,#jelly] becomes insanely jealous of [[#one,as shorthand]|[#one,as shorthand]'s date] and moves in to monopolize the target of [#jelly,as possessive] affection!]|[Prompt]]