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Railu was livid. The statue that had proclaimed itself the Parun of the Guildless was staring at him with cold, dead eyes, yet there seemed to be a fire in its voice, the same sort of fire Railu felt whenever he spoke of the guilds. Although it had been no more than a few moments since the statue had spoken, demanding Railu of all people name Old Demethre’s killer, the time seemed to stretch out for months or even longer. Finally, though, the Guildless Elf shook his head.
“What are you saying?” Railu demanded, his own voice now a fiery vibration of rage. “Are you saying I killed Old Demethre? How dare you!”
“How dare I?” The statue retorted in its grated, inhuman voice. “I am your Parun. That is how I dare.”
“Damn the Paruns!” Railu screamed, his voice reverberating through the ancient, cavernous hall. “Damn every single one of them to Rakdos’s bowels! I loved that old man like the father that was taken from me by the guilds!”
“And yet,” the statue said, its voice eerily calm, “you did nothing to save his life. You were blinded by your rage at the Guilds, and because of it, Old Demethre was alone when he died. You could have saved him, but you chose not to. How is your crime any less grave than that of the Izzet, who demolished a derelict district where they had no way of knowing your mother was healing the weak?”
“That’s not the same thing!” Railu yelled, his fist tightening around the imperfect bow in his hand.
“Why?” The Parun of the Guildless pressed. “Because you do not wish it to be?”
“Shut up!” The elf bellowed. “Or I’ll…”
“You will what?” The statue laughed. “Loose your arrow? Is that not why you have come anyway? Then do so. If you strike me with that arrow from that bow, I will be destroyed, along with all those I represent. Destroy me, Railu, and you destroy the Guildless!”
“What?” Railu asked.
“That’s it!” Ardir exclaimed, clapping his hands. “Railu, listen to me. These statues are fated, just like you, and the bow, and the arrow! Whichever statue you shoot, that guild will be fated to fall first! And once one goes, the rest will topple! That’s why we’re here, my boy!”
Maria shook her head. “It can’t be that simple, Grandfather.”
“Indeed it is not,” a voice cut through the hall as a dragon landed nearby. Railu, Ardir and Maria looked over in shock as Mospe-Tr-Gan slid from the beast’s back, his ogre skin shimmering in a fungal green.
“Hey!” Railu yelled. “It’s that blasted Rakdos ogre that stole my gem!”
“While we are borrowing the form of this creature,” Mospe-Tr-Gan of the Strange Voices said, “I assure you, we have no love of the demon and his carnivals.”
“By the Paruns,” Ardir breathed. “No. It can’t be! The Selesnyans!”
“Of course, Ardir,” the thing that was Mospe-Tr-Gan said. “Did you truly believe the world would not have told the Conclave of your violation?”
As the large ogre spoke, his companions also climbed off the dragon and moved to surround the three elves who were threatening to destroy Ravnica. Whether intentionally or not, they seemed to gravitate toward the statues of their own guilds. Jakob stood near the statue of Svogthir, while Jaroslav and Mojmir stood just a few feet from the statue of Azor I. Sain, Kazuq and Dove all appeared near the form of the massive Cisarzim, while Gazwin, despite his likewise Gruulish tendencies, stood nearer to the draconic statue of Niv-Mizzet.
Gazwin winked as Ardir as the older elf looked his way. “Hey, Ardir. Remember when I tried to kill you and you blew up my lab? That was fun. I’m going to try it again, okay?”
Ardir stared at the mage with a simmering hatred. “You’re too late, all of you! All Railu needs to do is fire one shot, one single arrow, and all of it ends!”
“Sadly for your plans, Ardir,” the Mospe-Tr-Gan creature said, standing equally between the statues of Rakdos and the Selesnyan Parun. “These ancient figures are quite safe from you without a Guildmaster’s token.”
The color drained from Ardir’s face. “No…” he whispered.
Jaroslav looked from Ardir to Mospe-Tr-Gan and back. “And you’ll not be getting that. Now, it is my duty to place you under arrest for…”
Suddenly, Jaroslav broke into an uncontrollable fit of coughing, a deep, hacking cough that seemed to rumble in his throat. He had been feeling progressively worse all throughout their journey here, and he could no longer hold back. Mojmir put a hand on his fellow Azorius’s back. “Are you alright?”
Jaroslav shook his head vehemently, but managed to point at Ardir, Railu, and Maria. Finally, he stopped coughing long enough to speak. “Never mind about me. Get them!”
“Not so fast!” A commanding voice sounded from above them. Then a second dragon landed, and Casamir slid down near Jaroslav and Mojmir, grinning like a cat who caught a mouse. Behind him, several more forms slid down and moved near the statues, Dienda to the Orzhov statue, Nara to Simic, Sylene to Niv-Mizzet, the angel Valia to Razia, and Mokosh to Svogthir.
“Casamir!” Ardir screamed.
“Ardir,” Casamir replied. “You played this game well, I admit. Your trap at the lab was a masterful stroke. But the game is over now. I win.”
“You have won nothing, Casamir,” Mospe-Tr-Gan said. “Ardir wishes to destroy all of the guilds. You wish to destroy those you believe will not serve your purpose. Both of your vile plotters are destined to fail.”
“Now hold on a minute!” Railu yelled. “How is it that almost everyone involved in this blasted thing found their way here? The only person I’ve met who isn’t here is that damn Boros Civisward who gave me this damned bird!”
With that, Railu ripped off the bird pendant from around his neck and threw it violently to the ground. The instant it smashed, the air shimmered and suddenly Allia was there, lying on the floor at the foot of Razia’s Boros statue. She looked around, deeply confused, and then smiled when she saw Railu. Then her eyes turned to Mospe-Tr-Gan, who had killed her entire Civisward unit, and she shrieked.
“Look out!” She yelled. “He’s Selesnya! He killed Old Demethre!”
“What!” Railu yelled, drawing his bow and leveling it at the Ogre. Almost as one, every other person there yelled at Railu to stop, and the combined effort was enough to make the elf pause.
Ardir whispered to the other elf. “Save your shot, Railu! We cannot waste it, not when we’re so close!”
“Besides,” Mospe-Tr-Gan said. “While we were forced to kill this young woman’s colleagues, we have killed no one named Old Demethre.”
“Liar!” Railu screamed. “I can smell it on you! The same scent on Old Demethre’s body! It was you!”
“Just put down the bow and let us kill Ardir already,” Gazwin said, sounding bored. “We’ve been waiting a really long time to kill Ardir.”
“Wait longer,” Ardir spat. “Railu, shoot a statue! It doesn’t matter which one!”
“Without a Guildmaster’s token,” Mospe-Tr-Gan reminded him, “your shot will be useless.”
“Mokosh,” Casamir said with a smile. “Do you remember that artifact we discussed? I think now would be a good time to bring it out.”
Mokosh nodded. “You had better know what you’re doing, old man…”
As she spoke, she pulled out a blackened emerald that bore the mark of the Golgari guild, a trinket given to her by Jarad the Lich-Lord himself. The moment the artifact left her pouch, the ground began to rumble, and, as one, the Statues spoke, their voices becoming an unnerving chorus.
“WE ARE PREPARED!”
“No!” Mospe-Tr-Gan said. “Golgari’s token! It cannot be!”
“Success!” Ardir yelled, his eyes manic. “Quickly, Railu! Shoot a statue!”
“Grandfather, no!” Maria yelled. “If Casamir brought out the token, then that’s what he wants!”
“But don’t you see, child,” Casamir grinned as he spoke. “Ardir and I have wanted the same thing from the very beginning. It’s just that neither of us knew.”
Ardir’s eyes narrowed at his foe. “You can’t be serious, Casamir. That’s a sloppy play, coming from you.”
“No more play,” Casamir said. “Think about it. Who is the true enemy? Gazwin, the Gruul, and the ill Jaroslav here, the meddlers, the ones who do not know what this is truly about, who led them here?” He turned to Jaroslav, who was looking like he was about to die. “Hang in there, Guild-brother, at least for a few minutes.” Jaroslav’s eyes snapped up at him then, suddenly realizing something that he couldn’t express. Casamir continued without noticing the look. “It was the Selesnya! That thing! This was not a game between you and I, Ardir, though we were led to believe it was. This was the Selesnya endgame.”
“You lie,” Mospe-Tr-Gan said, unconvincingly.
“Do I?” Casamir laughed. “Then why send a hijacked body seeded with your mind-seeds? Only now do I see your plan! Now that the statues are active, you plan to seed them yourself, to control all the Guilds!”
For a long time, there was silence. Then, suddenly, Mospe-Tr-Gan started to laugh. “Well played, Casamir. Truly, you were a worthy foe. But now that you have brought us the token, the game is over. Selesnya shall be the world, and the world shall be Selesnya.”
“Kill him, Railu,” Casamir said suddenly. “Only your fated bow is strong enough!”
“No!” Ardir said. “Shoot a statue, it’s out only chance!”
Railu spun around and aimed his bow at the Selesnyan statue. “Damn the Paruns!”
“Not if I can help it,” Mokosh yelled, dark power radiating from her eyes. “Here’s one artifact the old man didn’t plan on!” Then she took a small seed from her pouch, a paralysis seed, and threw it at Railu. Before he could react, however, Jakob jumped up and grabbed it, his body almost instantly freezing in place.
Mokosh looked at her fellow Golgari with shock and rage. “What are you doing?” she yelled.
“Only part of me knows,” he admitted. “But I think I now know why Lord Jarad sent you. It was for this moment.”
Mokosh scoffed. “Then why did he send you?”
“For this,” Jakob said, his voice deepening and taking on an eldritch tint. His body seemed to grow, and in moments, he had again become the plant-zombie terror that had dominated the battle at the warehouse. He was still immobile, but smiling.
“What the hell did that accomplish?”
The plant-zombie Jakob smiled. “Look down.”
Mokosh did. Extending from the ground beneath her, a single zombified vine tentacle was wrapped around her leg. When she tried to move, she found she couldn’t. One by one, the vines broke the surface and wrapped around legs of the others there, until everyone, including Jacob, was partially paralyzed. They could still move their bodies from the waist up, but any further movement was impossible.
“Great,” Gazwin said. “What was the point of that?”
“I admit that I’m not quite sure,” Jakob said. “The voices aren’t clear down here. But all I know is this: Everyone here is up to something, and I intend to stop it. It seems to me the only one who doesn’t have a scheme or an agenda is Railu. So if I can’t decide the fate of Ravnica, I’ll let him do it.”
For a long time, no one spoke, until all of a sudden, nearly everyone was speaking at once, each one trying to get Railu to do something different. Some were asking him to put down the bow or break it, others to shoot one guild’s statue or another. Railu could barely make out all of the voices under the chaos and cacophony of the sound. The only one who wasn’t talking at him was Jaroslav, who seemed to be whispering to a small goblin Railu had never noticed enter. Suddenly, Railu’s memory sharpened and he remembered the little goblin, first from the tavern when Mospe-Tr-Gan had stolen his gem, and then from Gazwin’s lab.
“You!” Railu yelled, his voice cutting through the din and silencing the others. All other eyes followed Railu’s to where, moments earlier, a large dragon had been standing, but now there was only Flibt.
“Hello, Railu,” she said, her body changing from the male goblin the elf had known into the female one who had visited Gazwin before the battle at Ardir’s lab. She walked over to him, being the only one who was not in the grips of Jacob’s vines.
Gazwin stared at Flibt. “Not you again! And where’s my dragon?” He stood there staring for a few short moments until the connection finally dawned on him. “Oh, by the Paruns!”
“I’m sorry, Gazwin,” Flibt said. “I wish I could have told you. I really do. But things needed to happen the way they have. Everybody, guilded and guildless, needed to be represented here, and only by posing as your assistant could I get you and Sylene here. I have been tracking Mospe-Tr-Gan and the Selesnyan within him for a while now, but the Dimir agent Daog did much to keep the truth hidden, and the alliance between Selesyna and House Dimir, as well. Didn’t he, Maria?”
All eyes turned to the young elf, but none were more surprised than Ardir. “Maria. What…”
“I’m sorry, grandfather,” she said with a sly smile. “We had the opportunity to control half the world. We had to take it.”
Ardir looked heartbroken. “You mean, this whole time…”
“You would have been spared, grandfather,” she soothed. “And mother would have been avenged, as you wished. I’m sorry. It had to happen.”
“So we’re all here,” Railu said, his eyes piercing through Flibt. “Now what? What’s this all really about?”
Flibt shrugged. “Who knows, really? Schemes upon schemes within schemes. Everyone here is up to something. Everyone has an agenda. Everyone has a scheme.”
“I don’t!” Railu yelled. “I didn’t ask for any of this!”
“I know,” Flibt said. “You’re just a fated guildless holding a fated bow fitted with a fated arrow in the most fated place on Ravnica. It’s your decision which scheme succeeds, and which ones fail. I have been waiting for this moments for thousands of years.”
“Thousands?” Railu said, incredulous. “What…what are you?”
Flibt shrugged again. “You wouldn’t understand. The best word is planeswalker, but for most of my time here, that word hasn’t meant anything. I was the one asked by Ravnica herself to set up this enclave.”
“You set this all up?” Gazwin asked, confused. He wasn’t alone in that confusion.
Flibt nodded. “It needed to happen. The Guildpact has been broken. Some arrangement had to be made between the Guilds, and the Guildless. Who do you think helped the Selesnya infect Mospe-Tr-Gan? Who do you think pulled the strings to get Ardir to flee the Simic? Who do you think killed Casamir’s first catalyst, forcing him to find another.” Casamir’s eyes grew wide here. “Who do you think sent that transpornado to get Jaroslav to the tavern so quickly? Who do you think risked her own existence to close the time rifts Ardir’s and Casamir’s probability manipulations were causing?”
Flibt paused here, meaningfully. She looked all around her at those gathered, lingering just a moment on the ill form of Jaroslav directly behind her before turning back to Railu. “And Railu? Who do you think killed Old Demethre?”
“What!” Railu yelled.
Flibt nodded. “I took the form of a Selesnyan and killed the old man. Because I could. Because I had to. I did it just after you escaped from Jaroslav. I slipped away, returned to the tavern, killed the old man, and then returned to Gazwin’s lab as if nothing had happened. Because that’s how little it mattered!”
“No!” Railu said.
“And you know what, Railu,” Flibt asked. “If you hadn’t tried to escape Jaroslav along with Ardir, it never would have happened. I wouldn’t have needed to. If not for you, Railu, Old Demethre would still be living right now. What do you think about that?”
“Nooooooo!” Railu screamed. He had had enough. He had made his decision. Railu brought the bow up and released the arrow, the very bow and arrow that Flibt herself had brought to this world and given to Ardir so many years earlier. Flibt smiled, and disappeared into the aether. The ripple of air where she had once been standing coalesced into all of the other tangible fate inherent in the event, from the arrow, to the bow, to the room, to Railu himself. The arrow began to glow as it flew through the air, past where Flibt had just been, and sank deep in Jaroslav’s heart.
“Noooooooo!” Casamir screamed.
Jaroslav looked up at the chessmaster and forced a smile. “You almost won, you son of a bitch. But I won’t be your catalyst!”
A moment later, Jaroslav slumped over, dead. One or two tiny white grains poured from the wound, but even before they touched the ground, Jaroslav’s body vanished, and the room was silent again. Finally, Mojmir looked over to his former commander. “You…you were going to sacrifice him! To seed the statues yourself!”
Casamir brought his hands up to his face. “The catalyst! It was nearly ready! Another minute or two, and I’d have truly won!”
The Statues, as one, all spoke, including the enigmatic voice of the Parun of the Guildless. “IT IS OVER. THE STATUS QUO SHALL PERSIST. LONG LIVE RAVNICA!”
As all of those gathered looked at one another, they knew there was nothing left to say. They would be stuck there in silence until the paralysis wore off, and then they would need to return to their homes, to their respective guilds, and find some way to explain what had happened. Gazwin would need to seek permanent refuge with the Gruul, accepting his place as Sain’s husband. Jakob and Mokosh would have to return to Jarad, where they would be judged by whatever standard the lich-lord desired. Valia would return and report to the Boros Legion. Sylene would return to the Izzet and perhaps face the wrath of Niv-Mizzet, while her estranged sister Dienda would continue to feud with Nara over the rights to the district, while facing punishment from the Obzedat for so many unprofitable contracts. Dove would honor her unwelcome friendship with Mospe-Tr-Gan, and try to help the Rakdos Ogre exorcise the Selesnyan parasite from his body. Casamir would go into hiding, and Mojmir would likely do everything he could to hunt the bastard down. Maria would return to the Dimir, and Ardir would flee. Flibt would likely never be seen again on Ravnica.
And Railu? Railu had no idea what he would do. He thought about it a great deal as he was stuck there, surrounded by guilded people and the statues of their founders. Perhaps he would reach out to Allia, the only guilded to have ever been kind to him. Perhaps, though he doubted it. Most likely, he would simply go on as he always had, alone and guildless, constantly seeking some semblance of justice in an unjust world. Railu looked around at the statues, and scowled.
“Damn the Paruns!”
The End